Uhmah Park

i wonder what is it about me… that i see so much off shit.

last night… i was taking a break, just stretching… walking around my room.

and then… i decided to turn on the tv to watch my favorite show… sportscenter.

i turned on the tv and it was on KTLA ( channel five- the wb )

and in my scramble for The Great Remotedini. i find that shit… and i look up and see these two midgets in suits…

? why are these midgets in suits?

so i start to pay attention to these to weee little guys.

why are they selling the no money no licence no credit real estate program?!?!?!

at first i thought it was an old in living color skit or some shit…

but no!!!ITS REAL!!

these two midgets are really the spokes people for the easy money real estate program!! i couldnt believe that shit… ah man i laughed so damn hard…

these two muhfuckas are on here… endorsing this great way to make money… in a house… where ALLLLL the furniture is bigger than them! man… one of them lil muhfuckas had his elbow on a glass coffee table… posted up… nodding to what the other one was saying… like “yup!” ahhh SHIT!! i cant take it

its not really THIER program… they just enrolled and was sucsessful ( i guess… i cant think of any other reason you would want two 3 footers promoting your shit )… and now… they are the spokes people. man… that shit was tha guts… and after lookin for so long… i start to notice that they are twins… and they BOTH look like Warren Batey ( you know… the dude that played Dick Tracey? ) man… i had me a nice lil laugh off that shit.

if you dont believe me man… go look at the site click here.

they are posted on the front.

and you cant tell from the picture… but one is taller than the other one. lol

damn i cant tell you why i find this shit so funny… but i can barely hold it together…

the shorter one… is looking at the taller one… and they both have no necks ( is this a midget thing? like the economy sized human? just cut out all the parts that stretch ) and i guess they have to stand close together because the camera guy had to zoom in on the both of em. so the shorter one is lookin at the taller one and he has is head all tilted back… and his back arched back like the wind is blowing hella hard…

i dont know when imma get over this shit… this shit was a tad bit too funny to me

ahh man…

but hey fuck it…

thats good marketing… because… if THEY can make millions… you surely can make at least 500 g’s with out tryin man lol. foreal… if your in tha market to purchase a home… and you see these two lil muhfuckas ready to show you a house… reguardless of how nice or cheap the house is… your gonna think twice and wonder what in tha fuck is goin on. im not sayin you wouldnt get tha shit… but your gonna think somethin aint right…

but hey… i guess midgets have to make a living too

lol there is so much shit they just cant do lol…

could they ring you up at tha grociery store?? … no

could they even bag your groceries? …. no

could they work in retail? sell you a grill or some shit? how do YOU know its top of the line lil homie?!?!? you cant see the top of the grill!!!

they cant work in consturction

resturants…. how they gonna take your drink and refill it? they cant see that its empty when they walk up on your table.

they cant fix cars

they cant work at 7-11… mcdonalds, burger king.

you ever wonder where most midgets work anyway?

there used to be a midget that stayed in my old apts…

the rent was pretty damn high there… even for the one bedrooms…

what in the hell did she do??

she had a hell of a time gettin in the door… gettin the mail out of her box ( she had the bottom box… and YES i helped her with the door when i saw her sturggling ) she had a lil mazda… with a boster seat… tha seat was SUPER close to the stiring whell n shit…. and the plates said LILQTEE ( lil cutie… or something to that effect ) i almost sufficated when i saw that shit.


those easy relestate commericals are the guts…

you ever notice they show some REALLY suspect people who have made thousands of dollars….

like man… you just said… “uuhhh with dis hea progrum… i done made me bout seven hurdred thousands dollars…. in 1 year… dis hea progrum doneded changed my life… before… i was workin my fangers to the bone… now… all i do with my fangers is press the buttons on my calcultor machine to add my checks together”

or… they put somebody up there with the worst accent ever… dont matter where they from… long as thier accent is thicker than fuckin telephone book…

so that has YOU thinkin… well shit… if these idiots did it… i can fuckin clean up!!!

so much hype.


why do i know 3 people with similar “progrums” that aint doin SHIT with em lol and they be tryin to either sell it to other people… or make copies… so them and somebody else can do it together.


anyway… just thought id share…