Im a big Kanye fan. I think he makes great music. I also have a thing for arrogance and arrogant ass people. Thats one of the reasons I love hiphop. Hiphop is totally about arrogance, and me being better than you and gloating about it and belittling you in the process. You fucking suck. Im fucking Great. Although Kanye says he aint into dissing on other people, but rather big upping himself more. Which is something I can also get behind, but I like to talk shit way too much. So Im great, and fuck them niggas over there. I cant help it, I grew up in Los Angeles in the 80’s and 90’s. We different, and hella competitive out here. Get with it. lol
Anyway. Kanye has made a return to complex magizine, They documented his day as an intern at Louis Vuitton. This shit was the fucking guts. Ill post a snippet:
• Kanye asked to copy and collate a 5-page memo entitled “New Corporate Travel/Expense Procedures” for his boss’ assistant.
• Kanye satisfactorily finishes assignment (after 15-minute break to send Don C out to pick up Louis Vuitton Band-Aids for his paper cut).
• Kanye sends out second company-wide, subject-only email: THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR MAKING MY FIRST COPYING ASSIGNMENT NUMBER ONE IN THIS COMPANY’S HISTORY, EVER!!!! I SENT A COPY OF MY COPIES TO MY BOY FROM THE A AND HE SAYS THE STAPLES ARE PERFECT!!! THIS IS A COPYING AND STAPLING JOB NOBODY CAN FRONT ON!!! I’VE BEEN HEARING THAT STREET NIGGAS THAT HAD CONVERTED TO ELECTRONIC CORRESPONDENCE ONLY ARE GOING BACK TO PAPER ON THE STRENGTH OF MY JOB! IT REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT WHEN EVERYBODY SAID I COULDN’T GET THE COFFEE ORDER RIGHT!!! ME AND THE CANON IMAGEPRESS C1 ARE GONE CHANGE THE DOCUMENT REPRODUCTION GAME FOREVER!!!
• Kanye called into the boss’ office for “brief chat” about company email protocol.
• Kanye asked to compile a dossier of “recent fashion-forward looks.”
• Kanye completes assignment.
• ‘Ye asked to compile a dossier of “recent fashion-forward looks, not including pictures of yourself or Pharrell.”
It gets worse lol.
If you dont find this shit hilarious. Then, hey your bad. I think Kanye is amusing, and not in a mockery type of way. Im really with it. Speaking of which… Sigh… I need that Black Damier Set. That shit is hard lol
But the rest can be found here: A Day In the Life of Kanye West, Fashion Intern