Unsexy Back

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This looks like everything Justin Timberlake was not talking about in his song ‘Sexy Back’

I see this and I have to ask my self, what does one have to eat to obtain such a frame? Gummi worms and hogmogs? shit.

what does the front of her look like? Maybe shes so ugly, her titties ran to her back?

and shes knock kneed. But its very well possible that her knees have collapse from the pressure of holding up her top up!

at least she match tho. not really.

is that gout on her legs? I was informed you cant see gout, but well… you be the judge. What in the fuck is that on her legs lol Im no expert here. Im just high as fuck and came across this picture on twitter.

Is that a sports bra of some sort she has on? Is it holding up her front or her back?

normally your purse strap is suppose to come around your back and down to your hip. hers… didnt make it that far down.
speaking of her purse strap… is her chin swallowing the other portion of the purse strap?

and is it me, but for whatever reason, it just seems like she had a beard or some kinda stubble or chin hair on that face…

I wonder how far she has to walk… and how much her thighs have to rub together… until her ass swallows her pants? … or sweats. or whatever stretchy cotton garment that is providing that ill visual.

her hair situation though… a bun to the side? interesting choice considering the shape of her head. her corn rows look like they fade into a row of naps.

is her shirt on backwards? i ask because that hole is really big. it looks like a stunt man is gonna be fired out of that shit or something.

I wonder if shes ever seen that mean ass crease in her back? I wonder if she feels it? You know she sweat alot. and im sure thats the first wet spot. that crease.

But no seriously…. what do you have to eat to get a body like that? 3 Luthers a day?

whos legs did she sit in between to get those corn rows?

she has an automatic recline when she sleeps. Probably helps with eating, being laid up in the bed and sleeping all in the same spot and the same position. im sure that back makes it really easy. those are probably bed sores on her legs. not that i know what those look like either.

I wonder what she is there to buy? what if she was there to buy minstrel cycle supplies? would that be gross to you, or just further confirm that its a girl?

have you seen beuwolf? and you know how the man who is power hungry sleeps with the weird thing (anglia jolie) and she has the monster baby that hunts the kingdom of the king in 18 years or whatever… it looks like alice the goon slept with the weird thing. and blam. This girl is tall as fuck lol. she is towering over the other two ladies in the shot!

i wonder if she wears tight clothes to show of her figure?

I wonder if somebody told her she looked good in what she has on. I wonder if somebody told her she matched??

I wonder if that top was somebody elses and she stretched it out?

good lord… just hit the track already. clearly there is a huge problem.

3 Responses to “Unsexy Back”

  1. jwc2tha3

    Dude…””nocked kneed”…that’s shit was almost tooo much…then you added this little tasty morsel, “…is her shirt on backwards? I ask because the hole is really big…it looks like a stunt man is gonna get fired out of that shit…” LMAO

    You hit the nail squarly on the head with that inquary…LMAO

    Shit…you make your point about her matching…and they are valid questions…but my question has to do with her fassion sense over all…why do the morbidly obese seem to be drawn to the tightest clothing man can make….don’t they know they are one false move from total wardrobe malfunction…I mean what if this bitch dropped a tweenkie while stepping up into a bus…and it landed on the street between the curb and the entrence to the bus, you know she ain’t gonna let that shit slide. If she were to over extend a bend, it would quite litterally be curtains! (Based on the ammount of material that would leap off this bitches body). Damnit man…there is soooooo much to comment on here…I mean, take the reverse camel toe, and back boobies…this bitch could have had a simese twin on the back of her head…maybe wit the chin starting where her hook is, and the back twin might possibly be better looking then the front twin…well body wise anyway…you’d have to over look he slightly upward tilted gaze…and being that she would be on the back side of the dome, she might have a little bit of stubble…okay…maybe a full fledged beard…but still….damn…I’m damn near ashamed of myself for that…but you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking now….phuck you for this OJ…Phuck U!

  2. Nigga, Whoa! and EWWWWWWWW! Nigga, you know what she is there to buy, FOOD NIGGA FOOD! Nigga seriously, doesn’t it look like anytime she goes somewhere, she is going to get food? Come on now. Thats why she hasn’t been shopping since those days those clothes actually fit. Which im going to approximate as 10 yeas ago. Nigga, how the fuck you be this large and have no ass to speak of I don’t know. However, to verify that she indeed does actually have an ass, she went and gave herself the murphy from hell to accentuate her ass crack and the fact that she actually does have an ass. Its easy to assume that she doesn’t have one, as it looks as if she is unable to properly digest and turn food into waste like most of us, it does look like she is holding on to all of it for some odd reason. Than the back boobies, how the fuck you grow back boobies? How come the same didnt happen to her ass? Im starting to think that her ass relocated from her backside to her frontside, in order to help make some room for the excessive baggage that she adds everyday. So therefore ass being in the front now, she probably has that humongous as “sqwace bump” that old people usually get. This sqwace bump is probbaly being covered up though by her muffin top gut. Nigga, who knows what the fuck is on her legs, one of my guesses would be chocolate. I don’t think its to far fetched to think that this broad has a wading pool full of chocolate to go home too. Either that, or as I previously mentioned, she has no ass to dispose of her feces, so its starting to seep out through her pores or something. Nigga put her head between someones legs, nigga I seen bitches be able to spread they legs and put them shits behind they head. Yet I have a hard time believing anybody was able to squeeze this broad between their legs. It would be equivalent to medieval times when muthafuckas was tortured by having horses tied to their limbs and having them all pulled in opposite directions. My theory is that she sat in a loveseat while somebody positioned themselves behind her and did the best they could. Its the guts how she is so fuckin big you cant see what she is trying to purchase. What if the people in front of her, dont see her? THey are going to be in for a surprise when they run around, wonder if they are going to be able to playoff, like they dont notice anything outta the ordinary. Her purse, nigga that aint a purse, that is either a fanny pack or a papoose. Guaranteed that if it doesn’t have money in it, it has food in it. If it does’t have food in it, then it has money for food in it. What would you do if you were the cashier and she pulled her cash outta her bra, or whatever contraption she uses to keep her cleavage off her knees. Wonder where she uses the bathroom at, I would imagine the tub would have to suffice. Nigga just catching all the sideways looks you get throughout the day she give her the motivation she would need to hit the track or at least mix in a salad or something from time to time. SHITZAM!