Uhmah Park

The Cronrow is the Jheri Curl of the Millinium! (sp)

I have proof!

buss it!

First…. the famous and hidious Jheri Curl!

At first.. this so called hair style was mostly worn by movie stars, athletes , and who ever else had a lil bit of money and wanted to be fly. then of course… as time went on… negros will be negros… and they see this new hair style and they want to look like thier favorite athlete, movie start and local fly nigga. So now… you have a buncha niggas… walkin around with glistening ass heads n shit… fuckin up peoples: couches, chairs, walls, clothes, hats, sheets, bed spreads, pillows, pillow covers, and basketball carrers… because nigggas used to think that they could rock their curl on tha damn basketball court and they would have muthafuckas slippin all over the place I.E AC Green ( lol they made him cut his shit after a couple seasons tho ). Then… some how some way, Gang bangin ass niggas started sportin Curls, then NWA comes out, Ice Cube is flossin his Curl… then bam! if you are a crip or a blood or an assortied thug where ever you might be in the united states…. it was damn near a reqirement you had to have a fuckin jheri curl if you were a gang member. but yea man… anyway… there you have…. the basic history of the Jheri Curl. it went from the rich or well off… to the basic nigga from the hood and anybody who wanted to sport one.

Now… Enter the Corn Row.

this hair style has been around for a min. However… this hair style was mostly sported by niggas in the hood… who had jheri curls, or a process ( a fuckin perm )… but was……. inbetween curls or perms… and needed a manageable lay over till they got they new curl kit or make it to the shop to get they shit redone. OR for the lil ghetto child ( lil boys mainly ) whos mamma wanted they baby to have all the hair they ass never fuckin would… but since its a pain in tha ASS to comb all that fuckin hair… blam… put that shit in corn rows and send that nigga outside. but you know niggas…. they will turn anything into somethin fashionable. so you have the lil street niggas around who sport the corn rows… eventually… got record deals…. basketball contracts… blam! now…. everybody wants to look cool like these guys… so everybody is now sporting corn rows… all kinda muhfuckas who just shouldnt have em. like older muhfuckas… like DL Hugley… Jerry Rice… etc.. look around look around, notice all the people you see with corn rows… who probably should have em. lil girls, pretty boys, bougie niggas… etc.

so you have the jheri curl which started out being worn by bougie negros at first then everybody else… and now you have the corn row… started in the hood… and moved on… both styles having groups of people who shouldnt really be sporting it. and both style worn too fuckin frequently!

ill never rock corn rows…

im not really trying to look like everybody else

plus im super tenderheaded… i have to cut my hair every week… because if my hair get too long ( long enough to pull ) ill get headaches… and wake up with headaches in the morning from me movin while i was sleep and my hair pullin…

sucks huh?


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