Camera Phone Calamities

The Reverse Flesh Yamacha Wearing Midget

So I pull up to the light around the corner from my office. Out the corner of my eye I see two individuals about to cross the street, I pay them no mind. A big ass truck pulls up to my left so I never got a clear look at the two people about to cross in front of me. All of a sudden I see these two cross in front of my car. 

The Reverse Flesh Yamacha Wearing Midget

I didnt bust out in laughter, but I was over come with a wave of hilarity. I had to think quick, I fumbled for my phone. I saw this mans Reverse Yamacha but I never imagined I’d get a picture this great!! I snapped this picture and felt like Kobe when he hit that game winner in D. Wades EYE the other day. YES! BANK!!!!! And no I didnt call it! IT WAS ALL LUCK!

LETS CELEBRATE!!! … with commentary from my friends!

I immediately emailed my friends this picture from my phone and here is come of the resulting commentary:

John: Damn…his maker gave him a double dose of “You’re Phucked!”…not only is the phucker a dwarf…but damit if he is not rocking a mullet with reverse Yamika!  It looks like he has a Mullet with a Flesh Yamika…LMAO…why…why did he have to pass you, while you had your camera so readily available!?!?!  THANK YOU SIR!

Resha: is that a small, quiet anti-social gathering of hair in the middle of his massive bald spot? whats that all about?

JD: Holy shit, there it is, chimpanzee ass!  This nigga hair look like an octopus with VD.  And how did he happen to be walkin around with some random nigga, how the hell did they become friends?

A Chat between Dell and I:
Dell: i didnt get the picture u guys were emailing about, so i had no witty banter to contribute
OdotJdot: hold up

OdotJdot: sent
Dell: whoa!
Dell: did u pass the lord of the rings 4 movie set?
OdotJdot: lmao
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!

Dell: it could be a hulk hogan mini-me
OdotJdot: lmao
OdotJdot: this nigga john said he had on a flesh yamacah lol
Dell: flesh?
Dell: wow
Dell: god did deal dude a bad hand of genes tho
Dell: this shit is like having no spades and no face cards
Dell: nigga had to just “play the hand out” and shit

Dell: god has wack shuffling skills
Dell: nigga had a bunch of clubs and shit
Dell: this is def some misdeal shit
Dell: niggas would have to count their cards
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!!
Dell: shit
OdotJdot: lol this nigga probably cussed at God for re-niggin n shit lol
OdotJdot: this is he end result
Dell: hahahaha
OdotJdot: and the reason that nigga is smiling so big is because this lil nigga was telling him the story of how he caught the coldest smite lmao
Dell: hahahaha
Dell: they just left a card game and the normal sized man with hair is telling him about the bad hand that caused him to loose his rolex
Dell: the little hair culdasac nigga is saying, “u think YOU had a bad hand?”
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: this was the roughest midget i ever did see nigga
Dell: hahaha
OdotJdot: if this lil nigga threatened me, id have to say the safe bet would to believe he could do whatever he said he could do lol
OdotJdot: like this has to be one of the midgets that beat up tommy cole and martin nigga lmao
Dell: if his grill is rough then god is out of line
OdotJdot: nigga he probably took down martin and cole by hisself lmao
OdotJdot: nigga have you seen the jack in the box commercial where jack goes to visit his cousin in jail?
Dell: what if its bushwick bill trying to go white like mike jackson?
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: nah @ jack
Dell: the guts?
OdotJdot: he had a head like cousin jim with the reverse flesh yamickah lol
Dell: whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: this commerical is the fucking guts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: this nigga said he missed shower curtains
OdotJdot: YES NIGGA!!!!!
Dell: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: nigga thats all i could picture when this lil nigga was crossing the street lmao
OdotJdot: i didnt think id catch such a perfect picture of this niggas hair
OdotJdot: but that shit turned out perfect!!! lol
OdotJdot: i was like oh shit cousin jim got out of jail!!!!
Dell: whoa!
OdotJdot: nigga i fumbled my camera n shit lol
OdotJdot: i couldnt believe my eyes lol
OdotJdot: the tall nigga was yuckin it up to whatever he was saying…
OdotJdot: i was like i wonder if he is just laughing to cover up the fact that he is laughing that he is walking in public with a descendant of Yosemite sam n shit lol
Dell: yosemite sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dell: ??????????????
Dell: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OdotJdot: LMAO!!!!!!!!

John a-fucking-gain: LMAO @ “…i was like i wonder if he is just laughing to cover up the fact that he is laughing that he is walking in public with a descendant of Yosemite sam n shit lol…”

WOW…LMAO You know i was gonna mention the posture of the normal sized dude walking next to him…he seems to be uncomfortable and in effect just trying to weather the storm of whatever issues this triple shirt, dome piece preped for brain surgery little person was trying to throw his way…(Note the hand placed in pocket…and the look over the proverbial “Cold shoulder)…BTW…this nigga is wearing the most leather or leatherette (Pleather) of all blazers and is indeed getting his MOB on…LMAO whats that all about.  This is further proof to me that this cat is not associated with the “Hulk Hogan Mini-Me”.  dude is probably headed home from a Job interview at Big Lots looking to catch the 225 bus north, and is now listening to the exploits of this natural born midget Jew…(hey Aaron…you think he’s a commy???)…tis is the perfect cover for this fraudulent animal epidermis dress coat wearer to project the clowning on to the little guy.

Aaron: ok why has no one spoke on the fact this this nigga has on real man shorts or should i say boys they look like PANTS hahahahaha…and just like a porn..HOW DID THEY MEET…one dude is dressed for the cold the other looks like he want to hit the beach…yet they are walking..was this a joint venture..or did one pass the other with the ol random talk..” my sister is a dont say…..”…or ” hey wehre did you get that coat?…oh right down here let me show you the spot”

aaaaaand we’re done. lol
I can start my day now.