The Peek Over

So Ive noticed something. Females might not know about this, actually, i cant think why they really would. But guys… you know when you go relieve your self in the mens room. And somebody is standing next to you……. NOW STOP! im not gonna say what you think imma say.

Because i know what you think imma say… imma ask if you ever try to peek over and check out another muthafuckas shit. And thats not what imma say! You nasty muthafuckas.

I dont know about everybody else… but sometimes i scare myself into thinking the muthafucka next to me is trying to check me the fuck out. I mean, its not like i aint been hit on by my share of Gay muthafuckas. But i dont know… maybe im just paranoid. But sometimes i cant help but think some one next to me is trying to check me out. But i dont wanna seem like some weird asshole, so i dont really turn my back to the nigga next to me. That would just be way too much, and telling on myself on top of that. lol But its still a fucked up situation, because if you check… to see if youre being checked out. What happens when youre wrong, you wasnt being checked out. But ol boy is gonna see you looking at him. And he is gonna think… Youre checking him out! How fucked up is that?

Its a no win situation.

But what i cant figure out, is why another man, would want to try to SNEEK a peek at another muthafuckas dick. Man, why are you concerned with MY Dick?!?! Nigga its mine… not youres… Mines! I cant even imagine being concerned with somebody elses Dick. Maybe my sons… but only until he can take care of his own shit. After that, that little nigga is on his muthafuckin own! Shits beyond me man.

I dont know, i guess what im really afraid of… is the day muthafuckas get bold enough to ask to see my man. Psshh, I wish a nigga would! Although, it aint like i could just stop pissing and locc up on a nigga and cuss him out buckwild in the bathroom, possibly fighting and possibly fighting on a pissy ass floor. Ugh. It would be me who would be like… oooh so you wanna see my shit huh?? id just turn and piss on that niggas leg. Fucking bastard!
But damn… i guess id lose TWICE if that nasty muthafucka got off on that shit. UGH!

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