The OJ vs. Ms Cleo Round 1

man…

i know im not tha only person who has seen the new ms cleo commericals wit her talkin about why pay 5.99 per min when you can be paying only 99 cent per min.

what kinda shit is that?

discount bullshit?

i dont giva fuck if im payin 20 bucks a min or 5 cents a min.

if that bitch is suppose to know everybody business and all kinda other shit about people…

if i happen to call her ass and if she dont say… Oh HI OJ!

im cussin somebody out and demanding a refund!

if tha muhfucka know if my girl is cheatin on me or if im cheatin on my girl… or if my baby aint mine or some other dramacydele type shit… she should be able to AT LEAST greet my black ass when i fuckin call. i shouldnt have to tell her ass shit… i should just call… and she should already know im a nonbeliever and get to tellin my future / fourtune… whatever.

and that makes me wonder some other shit… why do muhfucks be so impressed when she tell them some bullshit they ALREADY know??? Bitch! tell me some shit i dont know! Whats wrong with my arm? why it feel funny when i bent it a certin way? what tha hell noise is my car makin?? what in tha fuck is tha problem? and tell me where i can find a good machinc that aint gone rip my black ass off… muthafucka… save me some gotdamn money if imma pay yo ass any where from 1 to 6 dollars a muthafuckin minute! ITS GOOD BUSINESS… CUZ IMMA CALL BACK!! it only make perfect ass sense!

muthafuckas these days fall for anything….

and i know some people is thinkin…. well… shit… i dont call… i dont know nobody that call…

i dont either… but… tha muhfucka got all kinda commericals n shit… not just regular commericals… her shit be longer than mc donalds commercials…

now you tell me…

SOME muthafuckin body is callin…

stupid muhfuckas…