The Nigga Ants

yes… thats right… there is a THIRD TYPE OF ANT! lets review:

first we had the Ride or Die Ants

then came the Taliban Ants

and i swear that me and my family are not a buncha dirty muhfuckas… its just that out here for whatever reason, in some spots, ants just be on that shit. everybody gets ants sometimes… for no good fuckin reason… they just come… the muthafuckas will come RIGHT AFTER you finish cleaning your kitchen, like… YES! now we can set up around this muthafucka! the muhfuckas will go in to spots they dont fuckin belong, like places where there aint no food and aint never been no fuckin food, like the bathroom and the front fuckin door. i dont know what tha fuck.

but anyway… my dad is the guts, and has accidently identified a thrid type of ant.

the other day… BH ( before halle….. lol naw im just bullshitin lol the hype is over with… really… im over it… i promise lol ) i was at my parents house and me and my father was changin breaks… ( i gotta new car by the way… a ’90 q45… it cracks ). it was raining and what not. and i noticed a trail of ants going thru the garage…

i said: say… i thought yall got rid of the ants?

he said: ants? where??

so i showed him this thick ass trail of ants… i dont know where tha fuck they were going… i think the muhfuckas was just taking a short cut passing thru or some shit… i dont know.

my father says: oooh… them… them the nigga ants.

me: nigga ants?!?!( with lots of laugher in my voice ) how they the nigga ants?!?!?!?

my father says: ah… well… you know niggas. You tell niggas they cant be some place… and * in a slave like voice * WE GONE HAVE US A MARCH!!!

and he said it like… he was talkin shit… but not goin out of his way to make a joke… and still takin off my tire to my car

that shit was tha fuckin guts… i been laughin at that shit since saturday lol

but maybe it was one of those type of you had to be there type jokes