The Glove

edit: i was so gone… i forgot to give this bitch a title till the next morning lol

i was minding my own business… unsober as hell.

and i had a thought: Why do cartoon characters wear gloves?

What point does that serve? isnt it already absurd enough that some animal can stand on two feet and talk already. not only talk… but talk shit. and to just make the murder all the way complete… they put gloves on the mutahfucka?
and then… to make shit even more fucked up… some animals, dont wear gloves. they have fingers, but no gloves. like… daffy duck. no gloves. Bugs Bunny… gloves! why?? what the fuck was he wearing gloves for? the muthafucka didnt have shit else on… except for fuckin gloves. is it just me… or is something wrong with this picture? he walked on big bunny feet. but didnt have bunny hands. the muthafucka had on a part of white gloves, that never really got dirty mind you. have you ever seen when he took them shits off? he looks SUPER naked! gotdamn lol. never mind that really… noremally, he is a naked ass rabbit with ONLY gloves on normally.

Mickey Mouse… why does a rat, fuckin need gloves? not only did he have gloves… he had on fuckin booty shorts and dress shoes with no socks! jollier than a sumbitch. lol what kinda name is mickey for a male anything? anyway… he sported gloves. Donald… a duck ( like daffy ). he had no gloves. BUT… the muthafucka used to wear a sailor hat, and a sailor jacket… a JACKET… but no pants ?!?!? but yea… back to my point. where are his gloves? Goofy, had gloves. and i think he was probably the first fully clothed cartoon character.

lets see… porkey pig… had no gloves, but had hoves for feet. porky had fingers you could see. that made no sense. Foghorn leghorn didnt have gloves either… neither did the dogg.

actually… now that i think about it, and ive done a little bit of blowed research. they were the only charcters for thier respective sets that did wear gloves. so when you wear gloves, do that signify youre some kinda leader or some shit?

i dont know… im confused now.

blowed people have blowed thoughts… and im about to get me some good sleep.

14 Responses to “The Glove”

  1. LMAO!!!! Whew..this was a funny one. When I lived in Texas, there was this cartoon I use to watch called something like “The Longhorns”. It was a bunch of longhorns (cattle) that would protect the towns or something. It would PAIN me to watch this show, because the cattle would ride horses to get to and from destinations..but the horses couldn’t talk. All the other animals on the show would talk except the horses. It FREAKED ME OUT!! Lol.
    Oh, so I was chattin with Liz the other night, and she said something about you planning a trip to Vegas in July for like a blogger meet-up. I dont know what weekend you were trying to work on….but a I’m trying to get a bunch of us to go July 23-25. ((And I realize I’ve never talked to you, but I do read you OJ)).

    But anyway…funny ish on the cartoon characters with gloves. So funny that I sent my mom your link and her and her buddies at work were rotfl about that entry!!!!

  2. LMAO… aww hell naw! It is truly a bad thing to think while “unsober”. Damn, booty shorts, dress shoes with no socks? That’s classic crackhead attire! Hella tragic.

  3. OJ–just to clear something up…the person I was talking to about you or someone else (hell it could have been the creator of the blogging world) mentioning a trip to vegas. Well that happened in a chat room months and months ago. Just want to clear that up so you don’t think you have a stalker on the internet….okay.

  4. brandon

    OJ that was some funny shit… I been reading you for a minute, u always get a nigga laughing. but check this out … Did you ever wonder why Goofy a dog was fully dressed and could talk, but Pluto also a dog was on all fours and could barely bark right?

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