The Funk Media Awards

*Note: taken from one of our many aim convos. i know your saying to your self… Dont they live in the same spot?

YEP!

and we still talk on aim… say what you will… we dont care. Also… the names of the hella guilty have been changed so that we dont get random im’s from people we dont know.

And Lastly… this convo was edited in fear that potiental clients might read it lol hopefully this shit will never see the public eye… just tha few people who read this… but even if it does…. IT WAS ALL IN FUN… no harm no foul lol*

in light of all the award shows going on right now….

Syl and I decided to throw our own award show…

and the presenters arrreeeeeeee…

>>> enter aim convo >>>

Agent Orange: Bill Clinton and Jessie Jackson? lol

Dr Pink: VENUS AND SERENA

Dr Pink: YEA

Dr Pink : AND MADONNA AND DAVID LETTERMAN

Agent Orange: Ike Turner and OJ Simpson lol

Dr Pink : AND MARIAH AND MISS CLEO

Dr Pink: DR KIVORCIAN AND MARY J BLIGE

Dr Pink : OHH THAT WAS WRONG

Dr Pink: AND WHITNEY AND A DEA AGENT

Agent Orange: lol hell naw

Dr Pink : RICKI MARTIN AND CYSCO

Agent Orange : lil kim and micheal jackson?

Dr Pink : lil kim and rupal

Dr Pink : mase and kurt franklin

Dr Pink : dolores tucker and lil kim

Agent Orange : mase and kurt franklin?!?!

Agent Orange : debo and mike tyson

Agent Orange: sisco and liberatchi

Agent Orange: ooh shit lol

Dr Pink: he died of aids

Dr Pink: LOLOL

Agent Orange: oops! lol

Dr Pink: damnit

Agent Orange: kool keith and tommy lee

Dr Pink : tommy lee and dude upstairs ( dude upstairs be wwf’in his girlfriend )

Agent Orange : or bjork and kool keith

Agent Orange: lol snoop and the count lol ( from seasame street )

Dr Pink : LMAOO

Agent Orange : mc hammer and tone loc

Dr Pink : george clinton and bjork

Dr Pink: puffy and mick jagger. the fucked up grill duo

Agent Orange: lol oh wow lol

Dr Pink: the juice man and buster rhymes

Dr Pink: kellis and ike turner

Agent Orange: THA JUICE MAN?!?!?!?

Agent Orange : lmao!!!

Agent Orange : robert blake and oj simpson

Agent Orange: damn lol

Dr Pink: tammy fae baker and mary j blige

Dr Pink: hahha!

Agent Orange: GASP!!!!

Dr Pink : zah zah gabor and lil kim

Dr Pink: michael jackson and shakira. (lock your kids up)

Agent Orange : thas low lol

Agent Orange: lil mo and tina turner

Agent Orange: oh shit!!

Agent Orange : goerge bush and suge knight

Dr Pink : eminems mom and the girl who sued mike tyson

Dr Pink : kam and brintey spears

Dr Pink : ice cube and gwenethe paltrow

Agent Orange: lol you just askin for insults on stage lol

Dr Pink : lisa leslie and dangelo

Agent Orange : thas fucked up!

Agent Orange: lol tryin to let tha cat out the bag?!?!?!

Agent Orange: ALL the way

Dr Pink: loooolll

Agent Orange : Snoop and Bill Clinton

Agent Orange : lmao mary j and allen iverson ( super twins )

Dr Pink: the survivor winner and tom hanks

Agent Orange: lol hell naw

Agent Orange: rick james and marv albert….

Agent Orange: SUPERFREAK!

Agent Orange: ol dirty bastard kids and richard pryor kids

Agent Orange: lol

Dr Pink: that would be the whole stage

Agent Orange: be like 80 people on stage lol

Dr Pink : ok?

Dr Pink : ricki martin and eric sermon

Dr Pink: charles barkley and jenny craig

Agent Orange : baby face and lenny kravitz

Agent Orange : bottsy collins and john witherspoon

Dr Pink: angie martinez and j lo — the person to guess the right one gets a free puffy cd/

Agent Orange: dmx… nelly…. ja rule… lil zane… and bushwick

Agent Orange: attack of tha 4 foot rappers

Agent Orange: tha first single would be “he’s a wee man”

Agent Orange : wit d’angelo singin tha hook

Agent Orange : old dirty live from prison and rober downey

Agent Orange: al sharpton and dru down

Dr Pink: toi and the muppet scientist who doesnt have a mouth

Agent Orange : OH NO!!

Dr Pink: tommy lee and animal from the muppets

Agent Orange: ANIMAL?!!?!?!?

Agent Orange: kelly price and miss piggy

Agent Orange : ja rule and kermit

Dr Pink: sunshine anderson and miss kim from crenshaw hair shop

Agent Orange: miss kim?!?!?

Agent Orange : ooh black girl so pretty?

Agent Orange: shawn kemp and jessie jackson

Dr Pink : bone thugs and tamika wright

Dr Pink : dre and suge

Agent Orange: Snoop and Suge lol

Dr Pink: heide flies and bill clinton

Agent Orange: Puff and Aceyalone lol

Dr Pink: queen latifah and hilary clinton

Agent Orange : queen latifah and trina

Agent Orange : queen latifah and too short ( i said BIIITCH lol )

Dr Pink : too short and bill clinton

Dr Pink : missy and three wnba players

Dr Pink: alicia keys and mary j blige

Agent Orange: jay z and big bird

Dr Pink: tom arnold and homer simpson

Agent Orange: eminem and oscar the grouch

Dr Pink: eminem and the backstreet boys

Agent Orange : and n’sync

Agent Orange : damn lol

Agent Orange : rage against the machine and n’sync

Dr Pink: cisco and oscar de la hoya

Agent Orange: hell naw lol

Agent Orange : cisco and elton john

Agent Orange: eminem and vinilla ice

Agent Orange: everlast and vinilla ice

Dr Pink : michael jackson and bubbles

Dr Pink : gangsta dee and bushwick bil

Dr Pink : dj quick and rick james .. return of the gherri curl

Agent Orange: or tha perm

Agent Orange: suga free and ray caruth