The French Porno

some shit.

i just remembered some shit

back when i used to stay in phoenix ( i often refer to the place as hell ) i had some friends or whatever… and we was cool and one not…

but one fuckin day… a couple of us are at the homies house… mind you we never really kick it at this nigga house… but we over there…

this nigga turns on his computer recorder ( tha shit wit tha mic ) and says ” oh… yall watch this shit… its funny as hell ” us… thinking way better of this nigga… we all agree like… aight… what is it? its some shit… us… still not really havin a clue what is goin on…we trust tha muthafucka and we all turn our attention to the TV.

Why in tha fuck did this nigga throw in a french porno?

do you have question marks dangeling above your head?

A french porno is one of them pornos where the muthafuckas SHIT and PISS on each other and think that shit is sexy n all kinda other gross shit. but what was tha gutty part about tha shit… it was already in the middle right on a part were some dude was drinking this ladies piss!

i dont really remember he was drinking it really… but i do remember her being squated over this muhfucka face and her pissin on this muhfucka face.

Anyway… so this is tha first thing we all see. “WHAT THA FUCK?!!?!?!?” is all anybody could really say… followed by a long ass”UUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” we were grossed tha fuck out to say tha least.

Well… it didnt take long for the homie AJ to throw up… Tha homie Victor almost threw up… his girl had her head burried in Victor shirt… Mo… tha nigga who put tha shit in was in tears laughin at us because he found tha shit hella damn funny. Which leaves me. Call me what you want to. But at first… i was extra grossed out had tha screw face and all that shit… but then after i got over being shocked by piss in dude face… and this fat bitch shitting all over him… i was kinda surprised when i saw tha fat muhfucka shit and piss at tha same time.

I was like… “OH WOW?!?!? this bitch can shit and piss at tha same time… do yall see this shit???” of course i turned around and found nobody really payin attention to me cuz they all had they head turned, and Mo had fallen on tha ground laughin cryin at me because i was really…. i dont wanna say impressed… but damn… tha bitch could shit and piss at tha same fuckin time!! ” naw man… look… this hooker is really shittin and pissing… at tha same time”

“Shut tha fuck up that shit is fuckin nasty” somebody said… i cant remember who

“i know i know… but damn… fuck that… im almost jealous!! dont you know if i could piss and shit at tha same time… do you know how much time that could save me???”

anyway… i was just amazed at this nasty muthafuckas talent of pissin and shitting at tha same time. i dont know… call me werid or whatever… i guess i just think outside the lines… hell i dont know.

but i eventually turned tha shit off after i saw nobody was feeling me.

AJ came back in after he figured out we had turned tha shit off and called me tha strangest muthafucka ever… i guess while he was givin it up he heard me. Everybody is still wondering what tha fuck is wrong wit Mo for putting that shit in. or at least i am

that was some nasty shit