The Coldest nigga alive

— i meant to post this the other day… but… hey… imma lazy nigga… what can i say… plus im busy most of the time.
but this shit was fuckin halarious

Drea says: nigga O…as crazy as this sounds…I think I may have found a bigger asshole than you
Drea says: :-O
OJ says: lol
OJ says: its possible
Drea says: I didnt think it was
Drea says: dis muhfukka was wit his baby moms….she had some crazy shoes on and shit that looked IMPOSSIBLE to walk in…
Drea says: anyway…she end up trippin and fallin…
OJ says: lol
Drea says: dis nigga is tha FIRST to laugh…talkin bout “dumb broad…I told you not to where those fuckin thingz”
OJ says: LMAO!!!
Drea says: then grab they daughter’s hand and sayz “c’mon babygirl…mommie’s a dumbass and we don’t need to let people know that we’re with her”
Drea says: and walked tha fuck off
OJ says: LMAO HA HA!!!
OJ says: OH SHIT!! LMAO
Drea says: jus left ol girl sprawled out on tha street
Drea says: lol
OJ says: ah man… that was tha guts… what a way to start your damn morning! lol
Drea says: lol
Drea says: I’m standin bout 10 feet away tryin not to laugh TOO fuckin loud…and tha first person I thought of was you
OJ says: lol damn… thats terrible lol
Drea says: but wait…it get worse…I guess ol girl was too embarassed so she went into a shoe store right quick to buy some flatz…
OJ says: oh no! LOL
Drea says: ol boy runz into his friend down tha street…
Drea says: tellz tha story…and his boy was tellin how cold he was…
OJ says: lol
Drea says: dude was like “nigga would YOU have stayed with tha dizzy bitch? you shoulda seen this hoe fall…she looked like a fuckin ostrich jumpin off a cliff tryina fly”
OJ says: yea thats tha coldest nigga alive…
Drea says: lol
OJ says: LMAO HELL MUTHAFUCKIN NAW LMAO
OJ says: holy shit that is tha fuckin guts!!!
Drea says: I know right
Drea says: I hadta duck into Mickey D’s so tha niggas wouldnt hear me laughin
Drea says: lol
OJ says: and you observed all of this from the street?
Drea says: hell yeah
Drea says: I was on my way to the mall
Drea says: it was nice so I decided to walk the three blocks
Drea says: wooooo…had enough jokes in 10 minutes to last me tha fuckin day
OJ says: gutty shit indeed!

lol its still the guts!