The Cheese Cake Dairy

yes… its the return of the muffin man… ( fuck calvin for that shit lol )

Well…
it turns out i take my cooking a little too seriously… and my pride took that mike tyson right hook to the chin with those two mishaps…
but! ( self hype moment ) like the true champ i am… i showed that true championship heart like kobe in shaq in the fourth quarter ( non laker fans… go head and hate… thank you lol ) and jumped back in the kitchen with a vengence… made two cheese cakes in one night… i made one chesse cake for me and syl. with a layer of cherrys on the bottom and a layer on the top. that shit is good as fuck… syl and her son killed most of it tho… i only got like two big peices… there is one more peice left actually. and if im not hungry by the time i leave to go to my parents house ill let mikey have that one. ( yea i dont play with the cheese cake homie… i wouldnt share the last peice with my mom if i really wanted it )

the second one was all about pride and rep! i had to make a do over cheese cake for errin ( and her shit talkin ass ) im still debating if i actually wanna hand this shit over… i honestly dont think she deserves this shit… but like i said… my pride is at stake here… i cant help it. lol

but… let me also clear something up before i have to start talkin shit about people.
i know i dont post too much personal information about my self on this shit… im not calvin, i can not do that shit. its not that im not as brave or bold… im just a private person. so alotta people dont know too much about me. even people i talk to often. but i like to cook for people. i enjoy it. lol ill only do that shit a couple of times and not often at all ( ask syl ). but i do like to cook for people.
THERE IS NO SIMP NO WHERE IN ME! lol
id rather be baking cakes… than actually doing some caking… like a certain med student we all know.
so fuck calvin lol
i cook for syl… for mikey…
i cooked for Thank Goodness for Weed and Alchol day
i cooked on my own birthday when my family came over…
i cooked for roc when she came out here ( she will tell you about a nigga omlettes lol )
i cook when my cousins some over some time ( hardly ever lol we have more fun actually going to get something some where )
i WONT be cooking for deah when she comes to cali ( not salmon at least )
i cook when i have female company ( not EVERY time )
so FYMF
im cold in the kitchen.

in other news that dont got shit to do with shit… this is the most links ive ever included on a post… ever.

anyway… fuck you muhfuckas again… im not cooking for anybody who talked shit! assholes! lol

4 Responses to “The Cheese Cake Dairy”

  1. Just to clear things up….

    The Killa Cal does NO more caking….

    I repeat, I DO NOT be caking on these ummm…women….

    I also don’t bake cakes….I make spaghetti and other pasta dishes though….

    but OJ is officially the muffin man….

  2. you were considering withholding cheesecake? look, i really don’t give a damn what your logic is — redeeming yourself, being nice, whatever — just let me know when i can come pick the shit up.

    and shut up, calvin! nobody asked you!!!!!

  3. Well damn… since I won’t be getting shit anyway, I guess this is no time to censor myself… fuck ass nigga you!!!

    #1, if you came back like Kobe AND Shaq in the 4th (if that’s what you MEANT to say), I’m sure it wasn’t a comeback with less than 60 seconds left and any less than a 5-point score differential b/c your boy Kobe goes bitch-ass when anything is on the line… But then again maybe you were referring to Shaq… Shaq from the line (which is where his ass mostly is during the time period from which I speak) is off-again and on-again… much like your cheesecake making skills… So was it like that OR was it like my next point… #2… if you came back like Kobe IN Shaq (like your little comment states) I’m glad to hear you came back like 2 queer ass muthafuckas who fight like 2 little bitches who want to fuck anyway. Or maybe that’s the kinda spunk you were going for, huh tiger??… but either way, fuck your cheesecakes… i hope you either have severe diarrhea or severe constipation… either way ‘good shit’

    I still love you though 😉 Even though you keep hating on my salmon… dammit

  4. see… lol now its on. you know that shit was suppose to say AND. AND… speakin of AND… dont be mad at me because the lakers do the grizz in at will. just because kobe gave them niggas 54 in three quarters… just because we have THREE rings… working on four… and the only time the homo ass grizz and thier ancent ass coach will ever see them shit is if they play the lakers at home during a ring ceromony and they see them shit glimmering from across the court.

    asshole!

    i told yo ass it was principal… you wanna keep talkin shit you will come thru to visit and have to jump thru hoops for a glass of water lol keep fuckin wit me lol

    FYI : i just made two cheese cakes… and both them shits was hella good…
    NIGGA!