Uhmah Park

i am irritated. henceforth i will speak as such.
if you are a person who finds your self offended at the message that the following text offers, please… i invite you to click on that muthafuckin red x in the corner of your web browsing application, and immediately stop reading what i have to say. As for i could care less about you being offended. and if you are offended. i hope youre as offened as possible. i hope its the worst shit youve ever been offended by ever in your fucking life. i hope you never fucking forget it. and i hope it sticks with you through the afterlife or whatever you may believe. i hope that it consumes you to the point you have to link back to the shit talking shit on your OWN peice of web space, telling people how horrible of a muthafuckin person i am. Hate me. loathe me. IGNORE ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!


as i said before. a nigga like me is irritated. i am irritated and a lil buzzed… but i speak with a clear mind and raw tounge! i have mulled this topic over for a lil over a month, letting my fustration, anger and irritation marinate… to eventually reach this point here.
So yes… i am irritated with fat people. not every fat person. but those fat useless son of a bitches that thought it would be a good idea to come with a law suit against mc donalds because they feel that Mc Donalds is the reason behind them being fat. Ive heard alot about… oh america is fat. americans are obesse. Obeasity runs rampid in america. it probably does. but guess what? everybody who is fat, chooses to be fat. yes i said it. if you are fat, that is your fucking choice. there are no excuses.
dont try that Oh im big boned shit with me. yes you can be big boned but you are clearly also always fucking hungry. these two factors have no relation to each other. being a naturally big person is fine. but being a big person and being a fat muthafucka are two different things. if you have a stomach that has a crease, youre fucking fat. im sorry, there is no way around that shit. that shit is unatural.
but anyway… this is really not my point. i dont mean to get on all fat people. i honestly could care less about who is fat and who is not, if youre fat, so what? you could probably be a Good Great Fat Person…… or whatever? ive met and know a few. anyway, like i said previously. i am pissed off with the muthafuckas that SUED McDonalds because THEY are fat, because THEY ate there… BY CHOICE!!!! How in the fuck are you going to blame fucking mc donalds on you being fat?
You stupid fat chunky fuck!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS FAST FOOD AINT THE HEALTHIEST SHIT OUT!!!!!! this is common fucking knowledge… how are you fucking oblivious to this gotdamn fact?!?!?!?!?!? is it because you CAN NOT HEAR the news or other muthafuckas… or PLAIN AND SIMPLE FUCKING LOGIC over you chewing on varoius fucking snacks and the like?!
Thats like blameing the dope man on your addiction to drugs… the dope man dont put a gun to your fucking head and say…HEY! SMOKE THIS OR IMMA SMOKE YOU! YOU find the dope man and then YOU choose to buy drugs and then YOU choose to fuckin smoke that shit. and now… youre fucking addicted! Congratulations, you gotdamn cluck! Welcome to junkydom!

so… now its mc donalds fault because youre fat huh? ok… let me ask you fat fuckers this tho… is mc donalds the only muthafuckin place you fat nasty son of a bitches EVER eat?! NO! chances are if youre fat… you NEVER eat healthy. you are that asshole eating a snack before bed n shit…. never exersising in the least bit. eating all kinds of pies, cakes, cookies and all kinds of other desserts. and you know what? if you eat at mc donalnds twice or ONCE a day, every day… guess what? you and your gotdamn kids deserve to be fat. dumb fuck.
i refuse to believe eating at mc donalds or any fast food spot moderatly will make you fat…. ESPECIALLY if you fucking exersise. there is no way.
You fat muthafuckas… if you say NO to mc donalds. and NOT buy they food. you wouldnt have these fucking problems. like if muthafuckas didnt smoke… they wouldnt lung cancer n shit. its common knowledge that cigs will fuck you up. but muthafuckas be mad and trying they hardest to stay alive when the years of smoking catches up with they asses. its really fucking simple i promise.

What it is though… people are weak. Weak and irresponsible. so they make excuses and blame others for THIER OWN FAULTS! dragging other people down with them. making THEM responsible for shit they fell victim to. when all they had to do was show some gotdamn restraint in the fucking first place.

im pretty sure anybody with a onuce of fucking sense is asking themselves by now: Well OJ, i understand what you are saying, but how does this affect you and why do you speak so strongly on it?
Well the answer is simple.
I am so muthafuckin mad because, due to these fat worthless irresponsible son of a bitches, mc donalds has discountinued thier super sizing of shit! and fuck!! i LOVE super sized fries and a drink with my damn 20 peice nuggets! i absolutly love french fries. especially mc donalds french fries.
Now im not a total dumb ass… i do realize that through these fucking idiots bringing this law suit, that mc donalds has gotten slightly healthier with thier menu… the mc nuggets are made from real chicken ( honestly, i didnt fucking care what they was made out of before… it tasted like chicken, fuck it… let me believe that shit ) and they use vegatable oil for thier grease n shit… yap yap yap… THE SHIT IS STILL JUST AS FUCKING UNHEALTHY AS EVER THOUGH!!!! it may be a lil bit more heathly, but guess what?! you can eat at mc donalds five days a week… and before the end of the year… your fat ass will barely be able to sit in one of the gotdamn chairs IN the fuckin place!!! so what have you fat muthafuckas accomplished by getting the fucking super sized options taken away?!
you managed to piss me off and have me lash back at your puggy frail ass ego. congratulations you fucking fat fuck.
and guess what? with you fat fucks being so gotdamn dumb… you stupid muthafuckas played into thier gotdamn hands… now fucking mc donalds charge the SAME for a super sized french fry as they do the Large french fry now… so basiclly… its less frys for the same price. AND… AND… AND!!!! if its less fries… that means… when you porkly dumb fucks waddle your swollen ass frame up to the counter of mc doanlds… unjustly punishing your fat ass ankles and order that LARGE fry… guess what? your Fat person logic will kick in and say… hmmmm you know… that large fry wasnt doing it for me before… maybe i should get an ADDITIONAL medium ( or small… depending on how much of a fat fuck you are ) so i can be full. so now you end up spending way more money and possibly getting fatter.
Just because mc donalds doesnt offer super sized shit no more… doesnt mean this will stop people from eating less. they will just order more. which is actually a better situation for mc donalds, they end up making more money. and yes… ive actually seen fat muthafuckas SQEEZE they fat ass into a booth at mc donalds with a large fry and a small fry on the side of that shit.

Now i am well aware that my opinion is just mine, rather anybody else shares it or not. and im not saying its the holy doctorine, or that anybody reading this has to give a fuck about me or my opinion after they finish reading this shit. But with that said. id like to say to anybody behind the law suit that caused mc donalds to stop serving supersized shit…. Thanks Alot, You Fat FUCK! you worthless lazy irresonible pathtic human being. You are a fucking waste of skin and air. you are trifflin and flagrantly unless. you are good for nothing more than consuming food and being fat. you are also good for a good laugh, when people see you and talk about how fat you are. i hope you are very unhappy and stay unhappy for the rest of your fat ass life. “i hope all the bad things in life, happen to you, and no one else”

Honestly, this isnt about fat people… this is about pathtic muthafuckas in this world that blame OTHER people for shit they can help. like muthafuckas who are fat and blame mc donalds for them being fat. like people who run into some sort of life trouble and think just because they know you that thier problems are now YOUR fucking problems and have the MUTHAFUCKIN NERVE to be mad at you for not helping them, when THEY FEEL you can. not giving a fuck about YOU or YOUR life or what you may have going on in YOUR OWN LIFE! shit that dont got shit to do with them. i cant stand muthafuckas like that. muthafuckas that be extra quick to try to get you to do some shit for them and start off like “cant you just…” NO! ok… i cant just do shit!!! leave me the fuck alone bitch! muthafuckas dont really care about you or your life or your schedule at all. all they care about is thier bottom line. selfish sons of bitches….

And this is not to be confused with those individuals that feel that black people blame “the white man” for everything. while ill admit all day long. alot of shit isnt “the white mans” fault, conserning black people, and some black people are QUICK to point the finger…. Alot of shit is out of our control. like the fact that we are black, and the fact that in SOME instances and in SOME arenas we are treated differently because of this fact…. something we can not change. but i guess ill write about that some other time.

Anyway… i guess i am also annoyed because i was talkin to a friend of mine today. and we were watching tv, and this commercial comes on… its a local fast food resturant n shit… and they are advertising a new sandwich / burger… whatever. and she says some shit like… oh, just contributing to the reasons why americans are so fat.
Then i say… well… if americans ate healthier, then they wouldnt be fat.
then she says… well if they didnt serve food that made you fat…
i had to interupt… well if muthafuckas didnt CHOOSE TO BUY IT, they STILL wouldnt have that gotdamn problem.
she continues on with that americans are fat shit
and i say… well americans should cook at home or just CHOOSE to eat healthier.
she kept on…
sigh… i was done at this point… and said to her: congratulations on getting your opinions from tv… i hope that shit takes you far in life.
then… i couldnt believe it… she said to me… HUH?! what is that suppose to mean??? what does that have to do with americans being fat?!!
i just didnt say shit else after that… i wanted to be like man… YOURE IN COLLEGE!!!! YOURE SUPPOSE TO BE SMARTER THAN THAT!!! gotdamn. oh well. muthafuckas wonder why i dont constantly have a girlfriend and shit like that? shit like this. i cant stand it. yes… not everybody is like this. but enough people are i cant stand it. shit will make me IMMEDATLEY COOL on a muthafucka… they will all of a sudden be not so attractive in some instances.
i was talkin to calvin about this shit earlier.
sometimes im almost afriad to talk to people about thier opinions because i feel that i might respect them less and less as i find out more about them.
I am very well aware that i could be on the otherside of the fence one day, but honestly, im secure enough in my opinions to not give a fuck.

So in closeing… id like to say…. Thanks again to the stupid fat muthafuckas that fucked up the supersizing for every one. youve technically accomplished nothing. youve actually manged to take a counter productive ass step backwards… but i guess what you fat irresponsible muthafuckas are all about. achivements in counter productivity. youve eatten your self into obeasity and now manage to inconvince the fuck out of people who arent as irresponsible with thier eatting habbits as you are. youve still done absolutley nothing, but be fat and irresponsible. pat your selves on the back… or how ever far back you can reach… no… those rolls you feel on the back of your head isnt hotdogs, its your fucking neck.


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