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Easy on my balls, they’re fragile as eggs.

I’m just sittin’ right, in my class at a quarter to ten right?
Waiting patiently for the class to begin right?
Teacher says “open up your texts and read the first paragraph on
Oral sex!”
I said “Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!”
The girl next to me said “what’s wrong with you miss? This is a lesson that
Makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!”
I said “Don’t try to use no hypnotic spell!”
She said “Be my assistant, I’d show rather tell!”
My knees buckled heart started to drop
My dick grew to a size that my nerves couldn’t stop
I tried to run! She yelled out “freeze!”
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, “Easy on my balls, they’re fragile as eggs.”

Part 2 coming up…

lol this is my shit

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You Wanna Talk Genocide? Not a problem.

ITS THE RIDDLEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

I know a lot of people dont remember or forgot about this track. Its one of my favorite Wu / Method Man tracks of all time. I dont know why its not on my ipod, but that really doesnt have much to do with much right now. But I aint happy about it. Anyway.. Batman Forever was one of my favorite Batmans as well, the first round of Batmans, that is.

I always thought Method Man tore this beat down. Method man being a lot of people favorite Wu-Tang Clan member is well deserved. The only Method Man fans I dont take seriously are those fans who cant point out Masta Killa on a track. Those arent real Wu-Tang fans lol

And for those that dont remember the video for this, click here

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I didnt leave you, You left me

One day, randomly, I came across some Ghostface mixtape/album called “Hidden Darts”. I heard this song and was instantly ecstatic. One of my favorite MCs tearing down one of my favorite songs of all time? Yes! Bars on bars. And then it just rode out at the end, with this super awesome beat. I love it. Ghost will rap over anything and make something out of it.

I dont think most people understand how seriously I take the Wu-Tang Clan. Im not one of those crazy ass fans that get a Wu tat, or have hella Wu Tang shit. Although I did used to own a few Wu Wear joints.
Im a huge Wu Tang fan. I dont walk around reciting Clan facts. Theres a piece of me that feels like I’d smack a nigga for saying something stupid about the Wu Tang Clan, not out of anger really, just pure reaction. My id would move my hand towards a muthafucka face in a violent thunderious manner with out my total approval…. cant say I’d apologize, but that slap wouldnt have been on purpose lol. Im not sure I could marry a woman who doesnt fuck with the wu tang clan, at least a lil bit. One of my ex’s once bought me OB4CL after i discovered I had lost the actual disc. I backed it up on my itunes, but she just wasnt comfortable with me not having a hard copy. Lol thats what the fuck Im talkin about lol; we were practically married in my eyes after that. Ive never been more happy to get some shit i already got lol. Im still grateful lol.
If youre not a Wu Tang fan, I feel like i cant really trust ur opinion totally.

Its real, Im not playing lol. People who arent Wu Tang fans are weirdos to me lol. I went to Rock the Bells when the Clan performed 36 chambers and lightweight got emotional singin wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with lol. That whole set and concert was awesome. This was before they raised the price to a million dollars a ticket.

I dont know why its taken me so long to post my vast collection / knowledge of Wu Tang tracks for Wu Wednesdays, but that has come to an end with one of my favorite Ghost tracks of all time.
Awesome way to start in my opinion!

Yall welcome