Super Nigga

it was pointed out to me today… that todays date is friday the 13th.
im not supertisious… but man… facts are facts… and the truth will smack you in the face.

lets travel back. Back to a buncha firday the 13ths ago lol. ( one of thosewavey think/remember back shits would fit nicely about here. ).
OJ is in the 5th or 6th grade… and discovers one day when he wakes up and is about to get dressed for school that today indeed is friday the 13th. Young OJ scofs at the idea of bad luck on Friday the 13th, and everything the day represents. So, he decideds that he is Super Nigga on this bad luck stricken day and goes out of his way to be defiant of all would be superstistion and wear ALL BLACK to school.
Upon arrival at school, somebody might as well been playing some sort of Super Nigga Theme music…. it was about 90… 91…. so lets go with… CANT TOUCH THIS! by the great MC Hammer. ( OJ Side Note: at any point in time… you CAN still catch me bumpin MC Hammer and his various hits – except pumps in the bump – ask errin, dennis or max, they will all confirm ). so yes… back to our story… With Cant Touch This practicly playing in the background… OJ arrives on the campus of Locust Elementry school on a brisk Fontana, California morning… Super Nigga’d out in all black, and begins to hear it from his fellow classmates.
Terry, a long time friend, says to him ” nigga you are fucking crazy! dont you know its firday the 13th!!? ”
OJ looks over at Terry with the least bit of concern on his face and replies ” nigga… i dont giva fuck! i dont believe in that retarded shit ” ( OJ Fact: Yes… i have been talkin / cussin like this since the 3rd grade lol ). OJ got comments like this all day, and in true Super Nigga fashion… he shook off all douters and nay sayers and stood strong like the Super Nigga he thought he was.
Lets forward to the last recess of the day. OJ and his homies are on the WRONG SIDE of the play feild… KNOWING they aint suppose to be over there. But for whatever reason niggas want to play on the monkey bars and slide today. Well the day before, and early early that morning, it rained. So by the last play period the ground was still wet.
OJ and the homies are fuckin around on the slide that has a BIG ASS puddle of mudd at the bottom. trying to slide down the slide fast as fuck and either jump over the mudd…. or just avoid that shit all together. OJ managed to pull this shit off the first 2 or 3 times… along with all his other friends. However… on his last attempt ( of course ) our hero, all dressed in black decides to try to avoid the mudd instead of hurdle it. Shouldnt be a task for the sure footed Super Nigga… but… for some reason… the footing wasnt there… and neither was his balance. Our hero falls directly into the mudd… not just a step or two. but all the way in the fucking mudd… FLAT. OJ’s body was 70% covered in fuckin mudd. Then had to dip and dig deeper in the mudd to pick his self up off the ground.
Tottally crestfallen and woebegone, OJ is back on his feet. saturated in wet earth. as his would be homies laugh at point at him, he walks to the front office and beggs to be given permission to go home and change. After a good 10 min of good talk ( this could have been the start of a great thing lol ) OJ was granted permission to walk home and change. Which he did do immediately.
so let that be a lession do you all.
Like my Dad Says: There are a lotta brave DEAD muthafuckas. LOL
fuck friday the 13th lol…… i do not have on black today by the way lol.

and now… we would like to leave you with Gutty lines from the Killa himself. The subject at hand: the drab, drag, dull, ho hum CLOYING NBA finials, between the spurs of san antinio and the new jersey nets.

KillaCal13: Man I can’t bear to watch this shit any more
KillaCal13: this is like watching retarded kids bump heads
OJ: LMAO!@RAWDOG
OJ: THIS!!! NIGGGAAAAA LMAO!!!!!
KillaCal13: Nigga…this is the worst finals ever…they just did a halftime special on a NIGGA WHO AIN”T EVEN PLAYING

OJ: speedy claxton looks like Hits nigga
KillaCal13: YES!!
KillaCal13: I be wanting to call that nigga Al
OJ: lol
OJ: YES!

and then… this shit lol

OJ: nigga
OJ: has jason kidds son aged any?
OJ: since like two years ago?
KillaCal13: man his head is light years beyond the rest of him
KillaCal13: he has the head of two grown men…
OJ: LMAO!! HHHOOOOOOOOH SHIT LMAO
OJ: gotdammit nigga!!
OJ: thats the third one tonite!!! LOL

ah man.