Shit I Havent Seen: Trapped In The Closet

Thats right. Well not exactly… i think ive seen like 2 of the little chapters or whatever.

Im probably one of the only niggas walking around who hasnt seen this shit. And i have good reason… or reasons rather.

1. I got better shit to do with my time. Thats at least a good hour plus of my life i aint gonna ever fuckin get back.

2. This isnt R Kelly first time doing some triffling ass ghetto opera… he BEEN doing them shits with Ron “Tax Evasion” Isley for a while now. Shits gettin old holmes…. i didnt like them shits either. Well… The Down Low was pretty cool. Until it became the under cover gay nigga anthem. Fuckin bastards. Gay people fuck up everything! I dont hate gay people, but they sure do manage to find a way to fuck shit up for muthafuckas that aint gay.

3. That gotdamn beat!!!! ok… this is suppose to be a fuckin opera right? Then why the fuck is it the same beat over and over again for at least an hour. that shit would drive me fucking crazy. I cant figure out how this hasnt pissed anybody else off yet. also, did i mention that the fucking beat sucks?

4. Not only that fucking beat playing over and over and over again. But its the SAME SHIT over and over and over again… he start off with the story… it builds and builds and builds… then it gets “intense” and something shocking happens. End Scene. This happens for who knows how long. I think if i was forced to watch this shit… around chapter 6, id be trying trying to bang my head against something to knock myself unconscious. I dont even think i could sit through this shit high.

5. Just off the shit i DID see… this shit is NOT entertaining at all. And im not hard to fucking entertain. I am that nigga that can sit through a bad movie… a movie has to be REALLY REALLY bad for me not to sit through it. Like the Family Johnson Vacation, didnt make it 25 min into that gotdamn movie. I had to turn that shit off. But usually, if i see the first 5 min of any movie… i HAVE to see the end. that shit will bother the fuck out of me if i dont. i have to really have something to do, or really concentrate hard to walk away from anything i see the begining of. However, this shit… doesnt look the LEAST bit interesting. This shit looks like its entertainment for simple muthafuckas. like, i think youd have to be a simple muthafucka to honestly enjoy that shit. Of course there are a few exceptions. But still…

6. R Kellys bad acting. Usually… i can also take bad acting. but gotdammit. i could go on and on about this shit. but its just fucking ridiculous. See, now im fuckin irritated.

So yea, i havent seen it, wont see it. Very very cool on seeing it.

But… what IS definitely worth watching is, Mad TV’s spoff of that shit called… Trapped in the Cupboard lol.

http://thatvideosite.com/view/1250.html

Gutty Material.