Ron Artest Is On A Wheaties Box!

So my Los Angeles Lakers have repeated as NBA Champions for the who knows how manyith time ( like 6th ). Here I sit basking in Victory. Reeking of Revenge. Im pretty big on Revenge. I love it. I love it so much. I had to look for something more than that. I like to call it Pre-Venge. An Idea I got from George Bush lol.

We went to The Rack in Woodland Hills to watch the game. The place filled up 30 minutes before tip off. The fire marshalls showed up and everything. They stop letting people in. It was crazy.

By the forth quarter I started to get nervious. They were down. Everybody in the building was nervious! But I was still convinced we were going to pull out a victory! Insert crazy ass OJ Rant, HERE:

And then what happen? Fish hit that 3! And we were on our way to number 16 baby!!! FUCK YEA!

A Championship, plus revenge!! Plus it was the FAILtics (celtics) we beat too?! For Victory and Revenge!!? By the end of the game, I was sweating, voice was gone, all that!

I love the Lakers, I grew up in LA. And as long as ive been alive, they have been winning titles. 10 since I was born. Ive been to most of the victory parades. I hate the Failtics more than anything I can think of lol. I dont hate on other things so I can feed my irrational hate of the Celtics. I live to beat them. Even if the Lakers arent going to make the playoffs, even if they are in last place! It doesnt matter lol. I was them to fail and us to prevail!!

And nothing could be sweeter than seeing Ron Artest, who has quickly became one of my favorite Lakers ever, get in front of a camera every time he got a chance and be himself!

then… I GOT WHEATIES!!!!!!!