Rantings of the Fustrated Customer

ok….

im pissed off…

my fuckin hosting service for my compaines site all of a fucking sudden DIED last night right…. and im at tha fuckin support page… and i noticed tha ALLL thier servers are named after fuckin Star Wars characters….

muthafuckin Geeks…

i like star wars too

but fuck…

anygotdamnway…

tha server fuckin died… and i can get no company email… and i email mail these muthafuckas tha first time like yo what tha fuck yap yap yap… they send me tha standard message… some shit about please veiw our server page at this address… found out tha server is on its fuckin deathbed n shit…

then i email him back a couple hours late like yo… is it up yet?

tha muhfucka sends me back tha same shit with a “the status page is our friend” message at the bottom… ( had to check if it came with the first one or not ol bitch ass ) so im like… alright muthafucka…

i go to tha bullshit… and there is tha long ass story about how the server “obi wan” died, and how everything is now on “chewbacca” or some shit. tha muhfuckas go on to explain how the other server “darth maul” had a similar problem and also fuckin died…

im like ok… well fuck… my site is back up now… but where in tha fuck is my muthafuckin mail bitch!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!

of course i didnt say that…. i wrote:

Edwin…

while tha was a touching story and all….

this does not explain why my email is still not working.

was my account deleted?

or am i one of the last 50 websites being transfered over?

and when or IF my email is ever resirected…. will i be able to get any mail that was sent to me while the server was down?

are these answers on the status page too? because if they are i didnt see them.

oh yea…

maybe you guys should name your servers after characters that actually are still alive in the storyline…..

actually i didnt send EXACTLY that either….

syl said that shit was too mean…

and its in tha terms of service not to send them assholes fucked up emails n shit….

so i had to take tha last part out and censor it some….

fuckin faggots….

im muthafuckin hot… i had to post that shit somewhere for somebody to see…

i hope they come to this gotdamn page and read that shit….