Random Fucked up shit to say / do / think

man…

i dont know…

call me what you want to lol

but i just remembered somethin…

i have a uncle…

nigga is a recovering crack head… currently doing everything else except crack.. i think… i dont know… nigga just look it… fuck it… i know he on somethin… i just cant prove it…

ANYWAY…

when me and my cousin used to kick it at tha house back in tha fo ( fontana ) and he would come over for various reasons…. and i dont know lol… ill admit to it… im kinda mean, fucked up, asshole, whatever… but he used to walk in tha house and come in tha office ( that was tha kick it spot ) and be like hey fellas whas goin on… we’d say nothin or whatever… and he would be on his way… lol as he would be on his way out… this one time i started singin grand master flash legendary hit…. White lines… well… tha first time i did that shit my cousin jd damn near sufficated from laughin hella hard. damn that shit was funny… everytime we saw that nigga we would start singin white lines. and that shit was never not funny.

but if you think IM fucked up for that shit…

about 3 weeks ago… my sister had a party… all tha homies was there… and this nigga shows up HELLA LATE with his white crack whore girlfriend… like at 2 am n shit… wit they HIGH BEAMS on….

so we sittin there… and ive seen ol girl he was with before… but tha homies hadnt…

they hit tha corner… and everybody just kinda turned around……. and was like… oooooh…. hi….. ……. ….. long ass pause… everybody said whasup or whatever… soon as they left out tha room… niggas turned to me like… DAMN! what tha fuck was that??? lol i was like… nigga i dont know… she kinda look like a raven to me. after we stoped laughin about that… i dont know who said it… but one of tha other homies said… ( mind you niggas was hella not sober ) nigga… she look like that flyin dogg from the never ending story!! you know tha one with no legs and arms nigga?!?!

Gotdammit that shit was funny… i almost lost my damn mind…what made it even funnier is that nigga said that dogs had arms… wwoooo shit.

All my close friends say some super foul shit

we all gonna be in hell talkin shit to everybody about everybody… tryin to talk tha devil into turnin on tha AC lol

— im crooked like sticky eye……. — redman.