i wish the intnet was like fuckin photoshop…

you can hold space bar… and scroll…

that shit would be hella fuckin convient!


This my rub a couple people the wrong way. ( but who fucking cares? )

But is it just me… or have you ever been taking a shit…

and caught your self making a face?

and thought to your self… why am i making faces while im tryin to take this shit?

and if you do make faces while you are shitting…

why?

is it gonna help all that shit ( no pun intended ) come out any faster?

i mean… your face muscles are on your head… this isnt helping the cause any, as far as i know.

and if you make one of those faces that invole the pulsating of your neck… im pretty sure this isnt gonna do anything but take away energy from where it needs to be applied.

and another thing….

would you make that face if somebody was watching you?

or like a crowd….

do you think they would admire your concentration (sp) or wonder why you were making faces while you were taking a shit…

like if public bath room stalls didnt have walls ( dont front… everybody has taken a shit in a public restroom ) and it was just a couple toilets and you go in… and sit down ( wit tha proper ass/cooty protection rituals of course ) and your trying to shit right… and somebody comes in…. and i guess they would wave or say whasup or at least acknowledge your presence… i mean hey… even though most bathroom stalls do have lil walls… that dont stop tha fuckin smell! anyway… so they nod or whatever…. and you are sittin there having a difficult time shitting……………

WOULD you make that face then? would you wait till they turn their back?? would you wait till they leave so you dont get caught?

what if you are sitting next to somebody who is takin a shit also ( no walls still ) would you peek over to see if they were making a face? or would you consentrate on tryin not to make your face?

or maybe its just me… and im retarded for even thinkin about this shit… but i couldnt help but wonder because…….. damn….. i caught my self makin a face while i was taking a shit earlier… noooo… not because it was hella repugnent in that muthafuckin bathroom… but because tha shit ( no pun intended ) didnt wanna flow naturally… so i had to focus… and flex muscles i can only flex in this sorta situation to do go a head and make my deposits. and i stoped… and said to my self… damn… did i just make a face? And i wondered why i did it… and if it was normal… but i suppose it could be because, hey…. im not tha only muthafucka that strains to take a shit…. everybody gets backed up sometime… some more than others ( i.e. the big ass sigh of relief you hear when everybody is watchin tv and tha homie disappeared for a second and all of a sudden over the TV you hear a loud ass… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….damn!! or when somebody ate somethin fucked up and they are walkin around excreting the most horrific oders ever delt by a human being that wasnt dead… holdin they stomach n shit… talkin about… ahhh nigga… my stomach is fucked up… you can bet that muhfucka is gonna have a hard time on tha thrown homie… ). so i came to the conclusion that i wasnt the only muhfucka to make a face while they shit. But i still wonder why the face is actually made when it dont help shit ( no pun intended lol ) nor does it relay any sign or signal to anybody else that you struggling with something and you need some assistance… because nobody is watchin yo stankin ass. you know how a person having a hard time moving some shit will always make that bunched up face when they see somebody walking by… signaling they need help.

Again… going back to the stalls with no walls…

if you are minding your business, taking your shit, not having a hard time… but you cant help but notice the guy on the other toilet is straining and making all kinda faces… would you help him? would you give him pointers? or lets say that guy was you! would you make that fucked up face… and expect help? like bunch up your face and look over like….. damn man?? cant you see that im strugglin over here? can i get some fuckin help! some pointers?? you havin a easy time over there… what tha fuck? share your secerts… you know?

but really…i mean damn really tho…. no body is comming to your rescue man, why are you making faces? well… maybe if you make enough noise moaning and groning… and making effort noises ( lol ) somebody might come knock on the door and ask you if you are OK… or offer some words of encoragement ( i.e.- hey! are you alright in there? it might help if you push down on your stomach! or… hey… hold your breath! that always works for me!! ) or in my case… say/do the most fucked up thing you can think of… such as slide matches under the door…. or pick the lock and crack the door to throw off their consentration… or stuff a towel under the door and bang on that shit and say… HEY!!!! THA SMELL IS SEEPING OUT!!! WHAT IN THA FUCK DID YOU EAT?? or something along those lines lol ( its a little known fact that laughter makes you shit faster- learn something new every day huh? )

i dont know… maybe it just really is me tho….

– see… this is tha kinda shit me and my friends sit around and talk about all the time lol. over half of the shit that happens to me or “thoerys” or stories or dialougs that have gone down i dont even report. because its too much gutty shit… alotta times i just forget till somebody brings that shit up lol or either wouldnt nobody get the joke.


lol!!!

since i am from the Greater Los Angeles Metropolotain (sp) area, and grew up in the same area. Some of my speach is infulenced by Gang terminology, since thats what ive mostly been around since i cant remember…

so… i thought id provide a lil insight to those who are tottally unaware of the shit i be talkin lol

just to start you off in the right direction… i remember i said i put that on tha set the other day….

here you go:

SET: Neighborhood gangs; another term used for a gang by criminal street gang members. Most sets are loyal to and fall under a greater organized umbrella entity such as the “Bloods”, “Crips”, “Folks” or “People.”

lol

if your not hip, and you want to be… click here sucka…


Is it me…. or does MJ grow a pair of nuts when he sings???

and is it me? or does DMX’s go on vaction when he proform….

man… you cant tell me if you heard that shit ( the hooker ass ARF ARF ) in a dark alley you would be scared… you would think there was some crazy muthafucka with no testicals barkin like a lil hoe…

but then again… it could just be me…


ok….

im pissed off…

my fuckin hosting service for my compaines site all of a fucking sudden DIED last night right…. and im at tha fuckin support page… and i noticed tha ALLL thier servers are named after fuckin Star Wars characters….

muthafuckin Geeks…

i like star wars too

but fuck…

anygotdamnway…

tha server fuckin died… and i can get no company email… and i email mail these muthafuckas tha first time like yo what tha fuck yap yap yap… they send me tha standard message… some shit about please veiw our server page at this address… found out tha server is on its fuckin deathbed n shit…

then i email him back a couple hours late like yo… is it up yet?

tha muhfucka sends me back tha same shit with a “the status page is our friend” message at the bottom… ( had to check if it came with the first one or not ol bitch ass ) so im like… alright muthafucka…

i go to tha bullshit… and there is tha long ass story about how the server “obi wan” died, and how everything is now on “chewbacca” or some shit. tha muhfuckas go on to explain how the other server “darth maul” had a similar problem and also fuckin died…

im like ok… well fuck… my site is back up now… but where in tha fuck is my muthafuckin mail bitch!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!

of course i didnt say that…. i wrote:

Edwin…

while tha was a touching story and all….

this does not explain why my email is still not working.

was my account deleted?

or am i one of the last 50 websites being transfered over?

and when or IF my email is ever resirected…. will i be able to get any mail that was sent to me while the server was down?

are these answers on the status page too? because if they are i didnt see them.

oh yea…

maybe you guys should name your servers after characters that actually are still alive in the storyline…..

actually i didnt send EXACTLY that either….

syl said that shit was too mean…

and its in tha terms of service not to send them assholes fucked up emails n shit….

so i had to take tha last part out and censor it some….

fuckin faggots….

im muthafuckin hot… i had to post that shit somewhere for somebody to see…

i hope they come to this gotdamn page and read that shit….


john john

bacardi straight up, hold the ice

so nice

like new york had to name him twice…

the wu is back…

that shit is hard…


Monsters Inc was pretty damn gutty….

tha abominal snow man part was fuckin tha guts lol…

Also…

is it me… or does that Harry Poter movie look like its gonna be pretty damn good?

imma go see it…

i wanna go see From Hell too…

but only because the Hughes Brothers directed it…. and im pretty sure they are getting cheesed off somethin awful for tha film… GO Support!


i had fun today….

woke up at 9:30… wasnt no games on… off day… rolled back over.. fuck it its sunday…

woke up at 1130 to tha phone ringin… it was dell ( brutha dub ) sayin that he was gonna shoot thru later on today… of course i didnt believe this nigga for shit because he is tha cheif *homie joke*

so i get up… wash my stankin ass…

turn on tha game…

made me some french toast with turkey sausage….

this nigga dell calls me again talkin about im on my way… ive heard that shit before… but this nigga was on tha 210 askin for directions… so ok… maybe hes not bullshitin… so im talkin shit to him and theo ( niggas was in tha car too ) and fucked around and burned tha front side of my french toast a tad bit… ( muthafuckas ) so while im eatin these niggas show up…

and they are like… lets go eat…

i gotta plate of what used to be french toast buttered up nicely with the perfect amount of syrup in my hand…

im like fuck it… so roll…

crack jokes in tha car about black men mag and about all the fine mufhuckas in there… but since i have been ruined as far as who is really fine or not… im HELLA skeptical point out surgery and fradulent shit and weaves…

anyway… in the car we agreed that it was pretty skanless for this magizene called “black men” had nothin but females in it, and was damn near a playboy… and THEN had all the menly issues and articals in the back. about 10 pages worth… out of 106 total pages…

so after 20 min of lookin for a fuckin parking space we roll in tha mall and there are many jokes to be cracked… i think we caught about 92% of the jokes possible in tha mall… minus tha 8% due to tha stupid muthafucka that was walkin around the mall with ( check this shit out ) a muthafuckin picture of HIMSELF dangeling from his fucking neck…

NOOOO you say? YES! dammit… we were sitting down eatin and i saw him come in but i didnt get a good look… we had to track that muthafucka done… of course we find him in tha only spot in tha mall for commerical ass niggas ( mr rags )…. not to day that mr rags is for second rate muhfuckas… cuz they have some tight shit in there… but homie… if everything you GOT ON came from tha swap meet… why go in there?

anyway… i guess these niggas was peepin out tha latest shit… so they could go to tha slauson and rock something similar. but all reports of this guy havin a picture of him self on a id necklace were confirmed to be truthful! lol that shit was so funny… all we could do was shake our heads… this would explain tha 8% of missed jokes lol…

after that… came back to tha spot…

in exchange for a couple programs

brutha dub hooked a nigga up with some old ass cd’s that i converted to mp3 ( that are mighty hard i might add… thanks nigga )

so after that… i sat my black ass here

and watched the raider game…

then like 30 min late… tha laker game came on…

On paper this looks like good shit…

but NO!

i was pissed because i kept missin shit flippin back and forth between games…

raiders lost i was pissed

lakers won i forgot about the raider game…

durin both games syl came home so i wasnt lonely in tha house no more… AND she came home with CAKE!

wooo…

had some german chocolate boi… woo shit was good… ( thanks syl! )

then during the 4th quarter of the laker game, my cousin jd hope on tha internet… and there are MORE jokes to be cracked watchin highlights on sports center, and lucky for us we had tha same commercials on at tha same time… and caught tha guttest commerical ive seen in a min… ( that shit is still funny to me a couple hours later )

so i watched tv with this nigga jd for a couple more hours over the net commenting about dumb shit… this tha great j-dinni disappears….

dont think i could have taken any more laughter.

and i think thas about it…

THEN after that… i found out somebody bite my shit!!

i couldnt believe it… nobody has ever bit any design shit ive done… after the pissed shit passed… i was kinda wowed…

fuck it tho… let a muhfucka bite if they want to… just do it right… at least it was pretty decent… site could have been better tho… who ever did it.. DID NOT try lol

anyway…

druged my self with some nyquil and now im very close to dozing tha hell off….

my lil day may not seem much to most… but this is normally what i do… kick it with friends… talk shit… run tha streets… works for me

this will probably be my last weekend to do some shit for a long time… im about to be swamped with work… for the next i dont know how fuckin long… but im not mad at all… if im working… i got money. couple steps closer to me being able to afford my self lol.

im sleepy….


Good Luck to tha homie!

This nigga is goin on who wants to be a millionare tommorrow…

Man… dude has been thru so much shit… i hope he get tha full million… or somethin in tha high six figures.

i remember he came thru and kicked it and we was watchin that shit… he got a ganga questions right.

he’ll do good… im not worried about it…

mainly because if he blows it in tha early rounds ill talk about his ass real real bad lol

Dont wanna put his name out there like that…

because you know how niggas get when they find out somebody done came into some money lol. Shit… not just niggas… but people in general.

But sheeeit… let that nigga call me on some life line shit…

if i get that shit right… i know i better get that hot apperication gift lol

lol naw

but nigga im ROUTEIN FOR YOU!!!

*thumbs up*