dammit…

have you ever seen somebody do some shit that makes you say… damn… they deserve an ass kicking for that shit!

well….

Has anybody seen tha fucking Sprint commercial where tha coach is up there sitting on the desk n shit… and they are interviewing him….

and tha coach says…. i said…. Make sure we have a backup for O’neal.

And he thought i said… Get Captin and Ta’neal (sp)

and then these two muthafuckas is up there singin on tha feild n shit…

come on now…. lol

how re-damn-diculious is that?

that there is an ass kicking earned…

if you were the coach… and you walk on the feild and see some asshole on tha fuckin field with a piano and captin hat on… with some lady all dressed up… singin some bullshit. why wouldnt your first reaction be to swing on tha muthafucka responsible. just hit em str8 in the jaw… like you stupid muthafucka! tha fuck is wrong with you?!?!?! and just go a head and keep on kickin dude ass untill you not fuckin mad no more.

man… them sprint commercials should be turned into “this is one of the easiest ways to earn a ass kicking”/sprint commercials…

i bet if people started getting ass kickings in those commercials sales would sky rocket… because the public has experienced that bad cell phone connection… and nobody wants to get a foot in tha ass over something that could have been avoided with a better cell phone plan that is affordable…


im sleepy as hell… watching the thanks takings football game.

and i had a thought.

I have never seen a cute dwarf.

not just a short person… but like a ginuwine dwarf.

why arent there any?

im a pretty traveled guy… ive seen alotta shit.

but not a cute drawf.

i wonder why that is?

i mean… i understand that they are little…

that shouldnt stop them from being cute?

ive seen plently of dwarf females…. they were all……. dwarf lookin. just not cute or nothin… and ive never heard any of the females i know say they knew a cute lil man dwarf.

to me… it would seem at least possible for there to be a cute dwarf… there are nice lookin tall muhfuckas…. fat muhfuckas… skinny muhfuckas….

why no cute dwarfs?

not that i would actually be with one lol….

im just too damn tall… that would NEVER work lol

its bad enough talking to muhfuckas who is virturally midgets anyway…

5’2 and 3 quarters ( according to my ex ) i was like 6’5 at tha time… (6’6” now)

that shit was difficult lol

but anyway….. i am baffeled by this.

fuck it


Man i can not for the life comprehend why in the fuck muhfucka feel tha need to bite a muthafucka WHOLE name.

?

i most people have been to chat and has seen that guy who’s screen name is “METHOD_MAN_WUTANG_36” or some retarded ass spin off like that. or just on the net in general… ( or bp ) and seen some muhfucka with a wack ass spin off of somebody elses fuckin idenity……

Why?

are you that fuckin wack as a person that you can not come up with a spin off of your own damn name? or some shit like you? or do? or ( since everybody is a fuckin rapper these days ) a wack stage name……or somethin… fuck… i was just at some site… and i seen some shit where a muhfucka just took a nigga whole fuckin name. like fuck it… this is my screen name… imma use tha shit… like i thought of it or just fuck it… he probably doesnt be on tha net anyway… so he wont miss the name… or even find out…

i cant even fucking begin to want to maybe hope to venture off into a muhfucka thoughts and discover why they would want to do some shit like that. foreal… how wack are you…. tha shit makes no sence at gotdamn all.

I could understand if you have a alis… muthafuckas on tha net is crazy… and WILL stalk a muhfucka… i know… ive seen some shit/been thru some shit… but to just gank an idenity? why? i dont fuckin get it… why?

i have no clue why that shit irritates tha fuck out of me…. but it does. bad… real bad.

if i wasnt so sleepy… id probably have more to say… but at tha moment… for some reason… im just baffled.

sucka ass jive turkeys!


dammit….

My new Name is OJ Yang until my bowles make those movments which releave me of access weight!

The OJ made chinese food this lovely evening… and dammit… that shit was good…

i made fried rice (with peas and carrots and eggs ) and sweet and sour chicken with stir fry broccli ( sp ) damn im full… that shit was HELLA FUCKING GOOD!

it took hella long to make…

and that was my first time making the shit…

sauce was a lil thick…

still hella good non the less… mmmm shit…

followed up by Cran-Grape Juice.

yea baby….


i was gonna buss some shit… but i changed my damn mind….

please enjoy a convo had earlier by O.com and Brutha Dub had over yahoo messenger.

The names of the hella guilty have been changed so they will remained unbothered

*disclaimer*

all jokes cracked about any celeberties was done in good fun and are not to be taken personally lol

Brutha Dub: you fucked my day up by sendeing those freeway pics

O.com: LMAO

O.com: why is that??

Brutha Dub: nigga wahts to change everything

O.com: LMAO!!!

O.com: hell naw

O.com: just do two nigga

O.com: do one

O.com: and do a…………………………………. remix if you will lol

Brutha Dub: lmao

Brutha Dub: some puffy shit?

O.com: yea nigga lol

Brutha Dub: uh huh, ….yeah

Brutha Dub: lol

O.com: lol

O.com: did you get them niggas?

O.com: LOL

Brutha Dub: lol!!!!

Brutha Dub: hold up

O.com: LOL

Brutha Dub: nigga those pics made it even worse

O.com: lol hell naw

Brutha Dub: i gotta get my jermaine dupree on i guess

O.com: LOL

O.com: what?

Brutha Dub: ….this is a so so def remix

Brutha Dub: lol

O.com: LOL!!!!!

O.com: featuring lil bow wow?

Brutha Dub: lol

Brutha Dub: naw that shit got guliani and jayo felony

O.com: lmao nooooooo

Brutha Dub: shit is called body bags

O.com: naw nigga… fabolus and missy

Brutha Dub: lips and hips?

O.com: lmao hell naw body bags?? lol thas skanless

O.com: LOL!!!

Brutha Dub: and more lips

O.com: LMAO!!

Brutha Dub: and some more hips

Brutha Dub: naw nigga that aint scanless

Brutha Dub: that marc jackson trade….

O.com: lol naw fuck it then if its lips nigga

Brutha Dub: that was scanless

Brutha Dub: lol

O.com: do fabolus missy and jay z lol

O.com: oh yea it was

Brutha Dub: lol

Brutha Dub: that is scanless see nigga

Brutha Dub: jimmy walker is the dj

O.com: lmao!!!!!!!

O.com: and mary j singin the hook

Brutha Dub: damn

Brutha Dub: naw put angie stone on the hook

O.com: LOL

O.com: keep the ugly train goin lol

Brutha Dub: lmao

Brutha Dub: scanless ass nigga

O.com: LOL!!

Brutha Dub: should that nigga from 112 join the gap band?

O.com: LMAO!

O.com: damn nigga see your tha skanless one

Brutha Dub: naw brutha i got that shit from you

O.com: your fulla shit home boy

O.com: fuck that lol

Brutha Dub: this nigga pointed at a niggas curl and told him he had a curl

Brutha Dub: kinna shit is that

Brutha Dub: SCANLESS

O.com: LMAO!!!!!

Brutha Dub: thas what it is

O.com: whatever nigga

Brutha Dub: naw nigga not whatever this shit will be documented in the book of

life

Brutha Dub: you did that shit

O.com: lol fuck that shit

Brutha Dub: you even had activator on your finger nigga

Brutha Dub: i saw it

Brutha Dub: it was drippin an shit

Brutha Dub: a nigga slipped and dislocated his hip when that shit came off your

finger

O.com: lmao hell naw nigga

O.com: your hypin it!!

Brutha Dub: naw nigga

Brutha Dub: theo saw it

O.com: but shit… he was rockin the troop jerry curl nigga

Brutha Dub: TROOP?

Brutha Dub: hell naw

Brutha Dub: lmao

O.com: nigga you was there you saw it…

O.com: i just didnt want it to go unoticed

Brutha Dub: its true

O.com: see…

O.com: so how am i scanless…

Brutha Dub: but you didnt have to say troop

Brutha Dub: and point nigga

O.com: he put it out there for muhfuckas to see… i was just helpin HIM out

Brutha Dub: you even verbally communicated the fact

Brutha Dub: he knew nigga

Brutha Dub: he had to spray all that shit on there

O.com: but everybody else didnt

O.com: LOL!!

Brutha Dub: prob lee took him a good hour and a half

O.com: lol

O.com: see now…

Brutha Dub: i dontr see shit

Brutha Dub: your scanless

O.com: if tha muthafucka went thru all that effort…. to do that shit… i

mean… how am i scanless… for helpin him out??

O.com: thas what i dont get….

Brutha Dub: nigga scoured the mall for a glimse at a nigga so he could clown

Brutha Dub: hunted the nigga down

Brutha Dub: with your scanless senses

Brutha Dub: i tried to give the

picture nigga the benifiet of the doubt

Brutha Dub: said it might be jordan on his shit

Brutha Dub: micheal jackson or some shit

Brutha Dub: …no you had to hunt the nigga down to verify

Brutha Dub: …just to clown

O.com: sorry nigga i had to go make some faces

real fast….

O.com: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O.com: but once again….

Brutha Dub: naw nigga

O.com: THAT NIGGA THERE…. went and troubled HISSELF to find a badge necklace….

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!

O.com: THEN! go in his mammas shit… and find a picture of him self…

O.com: STEAL IT…..

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!

O.com: then….. clip it to tha badge shit…. and make it stay…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!

O.com: so he could rock that shit around tha fuckin mall….

Brutha Dub: see nigga

Brutha Dub: scanless

O.com: now… if that muthafucka went thru all that fuckin trouble…

Brutha Dub: damn..

Brutha Dub: that was the guts

O.com: he must have wanted tha public to get something out of it…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!!!!!

O.com: now… i dont know tha stupid bastard personally….

Brutha Dub: scanless

O.com: so i cant tell you tha exact responce tha nigga was shootin for..

O.com: but… hey…. his overall agenda was reached….

O.com: if anything nigga imma philantropist

O.com: helping those who i see need help in achiving thier goals

Brutha Dub: nigga im outta here im finna go see the wash matinee style

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!!!!

Brutha Dub: WHAT????

O.com: oooh aight nigga… tell me how that shit was

O.com: ahh naw nigga listen…

Brutha Dub: your dumb as fuck nigga

O.com: when a muhfucka put on some shit…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!

Brutha Dub: aight

Brutha Dub: tootles

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!

Brutha Dub: shut up nigga

O.com: like lets say…. he gets some finger waves… and some hammer pants..

and some nike cortez right….

O.com: he put that shit on…

O.com: and he had to check tha mirror to make sure he was straight right?

O.com: nigga finger waves aint easy to put in….

Brutha Dub: ok

O.com: nike cortez aint exactly easy to find no more;….

Brutha Dub: and

O.com: this man went thru some shit….

O.com: so… if he put forth alllll that effort…

O.com: at least i could spread the word… and make sure his efforts dont go

unoticed…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

O.com: now you tell me… am i scanless? or am i tryin to make this world a

better place for people who wouldnt normally get attention?

O.com: if i didnt say shit… muhfuckas would miss out

Brutha Dub: you have a point

O.com: i know i do!

O.com: nigga they are gonna make a new chapter in the bible for me!

O.com: or just put me on the 11

o clock news… one of em… shit… same effect

Brutha Dub: shut up nigga

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!

– and you know whats really sad about this whole shit?

i bet there is some dumb bastard out there who read that whole shit and said to there self… whats wrong with fingerwaves and nike cortex?

lol damn…


dammit… when is them muthafuckas commin out with another fuckin album?

got niggas waitin n shit… i need my yearly does of gangsterizim… and im under my quota for the year lol…

that shit is gaurentted to push of way over into the black lol

dammit


ok… since i cant really do mucha shit while the laker game is on…

let me buss my weird ass dream i had last night while the commericals come on…

ok…

i dont know where tha fuck i was… but i was in somebody appartments or neighborhood by LAX… ok so i dont know what tha fuck i was doing over where i was, but im walkin down the street… and i notice this big ass plane take off… it takes off and goes STRIAIGHT THE FUCK UP! im like DAAAMMMNNNNN id be pissed if i was on that plane…. then tha fuckin plane falls back… and begins to tilt back for an upside down flat landing….. shit laaded hella hard and exploded. im like shit… then from behind i hear… ahhhh dat was ill folk! i turn around… and its tha homie Calvin like damn nigga did you see that shit?… im like yea dogg.. yap yap yap… turn around to look at tha fire as this nigga is walkin up… i turn around… and its this nigga… but this nigga all of a sudden looks like big gip??? nigga was hairy n shit… looked like a hermit lol i asked tha nigga… dogg LOL!! lol whasup wit your new look… and this nigga pointed behind me… and here goes another plane… this one shot up and did a fuckin cartwheel!!! i couldnt belive that shit!! then it lands on its nose and kept on doing cart wheels down the fuckin…. land… shit i dont know… it kept doing and ripped all appart… then another one went up…and did the same shit… but this one came OUR way i ran one way ( out of the way ) this nigga calvin runs in tha path of the damn plane… i said nigga watch out!!!!! this nigga turns around and gets smacked with a wing!!! but it just threw him to the ground… didnt fuck him up too bad… he did a couple of rolls and hit a fence…. it was kinda tha guts… but he was ok… i looked back over for more planes and shit was taking off like fireworks…

shit was crazy….