Guttie Shit

Herman Cain gets Barbra Walters to do her best Lil Jon

Like a lot of Daily Show viewers, Im pretty fucking high when Im watching the Daily Show. The other night, this segment comes on and damn near kills me!!! Even though Herman Cain has dropped out of the presidential race, he clearly still loves me and tried to kill me with this. I wonder if he was thinking about me when he said this. “I will say this, the shows will pick up on it; then OJ will damn near piss his pants laughing at this shit”. Thats the only explanation I can think of for this answer.

I appreciate the audacity in other people. So this Balls of the Week award this is already something Im looking forward to. lol

commercial reviews

ESPN is the 1%


This commercial is kind of hilarious. Scott Van Pelt ignored the hell out of this dude lol. Instead of supporting the small business man, this guy choose to support the automatic job killing vending machine of some major corporation. Shame on you Scott Van Pelt and ESPN. You’re sending a bad message… no matter how funny it is lol.

Music Song of the Moment

Sucker Fuckin MC’s!

This is the best cover of an old school rap track ever. But this shit is so old, its damn near old school lol. I used to have this whole album, its called “In Tha Beginning There Was Rap

The funniest part about this album was that Too Shorts “Freaky Tales” was on this album being covered by Snoop. But Too Short was on the album covering “I Need A Freak” LMAO! and it was bangin too!!! I need to find this shit again, it was stolen form me back in the day.


Newt Gingrich: Serial Hypocrisy

This is one of the most vicious political ads Ive ever seen (this year). Mostly because its saturated in pure truth lol. Since Herman Cain dipped out on us, all we have is Newt doing his best John McCain/Mitt Romney impression. Although he is the originator of that style, but whatever lol. This dude seems like the type of dude you punch in the eye off a reaction of him trying to play you for some kind of fool to your face. He probably changes the rules as the game goes a long, so he can stay competitive or cheat / lie his way to a victory lol. This guy is hilarious!

Music Song of the Moment

Jaan Pehechaan Ho

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!! Soon as I heard it on this Heineken Commercial, I had to hear the full version! I dont understand a gotdamn thing this man is saying or singing about. But judging from the video its some extra groovy super live shit! How can you not dance like some kinda asshole when thit shit comes on?! They certainly did in the Heineken Commercial! That was extra great by the way!

I wish I could find a bunch of other shit just like this! This is like Punjab Swing Music or something. I love it!

If you want to know more about whatever the fuck this is like I did, there is a wikipedia page lol: Jaan Pehechaan Ho


My girl says I can find any song ever made, ever. The homie Lemmy (id link his twitter name, but he always changes it lol) came across it some how. I cant say I tried too hard to find it. But I found out what it was, some how some way. Thats usually how it works lol.


OK, so… While typing this post out, I decided to do a couple of searches. Apparently this song was recorded by a man named Mohammad Rafi. I did a brief search o n youtube to hear more of his music, I havent found anything as live as Jaan Pehechaan Ho, but he still makes great music. … do I understand what he is saying? NOOOPE! But I cant really say I care. It sounds good. lol I love old music like this. Its probably why I liked Beat Konducta Vol. 4: Beat Konducta In India (and 3) so much.


Niggas In Carnegie Hall

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I cant front, I REALLY want to go see this. I want to see Jay-Z preform in Carnegie Hall, I think that would be fuckin awesome for tons of reasons. I want to see what kind of special show he puts on for Carnegie Hall. I also want to see the type of crowd that attends the event.

Im sure he isnt gonna totally censor his self. And Im sure there are going to be a lot of special guest performers who come out on stage.

Speaking of Niggas In Paris, I also really want to go to the Watch the Throne concert here in LA. At first I didnt really want to go, but all the reviews and then this Victoria Secret Fashion Show performance changed my mind. This shit was live.

Current Events

Penn State Clearly Condones Child Molestation

Every Time I hear about a child being rapped by an adult, I think of this interview with Louis CK on The Daily Show a few years back. Although hilarious as fuck, its real shit. This is a cut and dry issue.

At the 4:20 mark he mentions how the Pope likes to fuck boys. Listen to what he says…


Theres only two kinds of people. There are people who are horrified and reviled by child touching with penises. And then theres the people who cant stop having sex with children. Theres no in between. Theres nobody whos like… I dont do it, but I get it. You know…

Thats real shit, there is no in between. Reading the Grand Jury Report will show everybody who turned a blind eye to this. Everybody who turned a blind eye to this needs their ass whooped. From Mike McQueary on up. Joe Pa, the Presidents and officials, everybody. But ESPECIALLY Mike McQueary. He witnessed the whole thing and in reading the grand jury report, it sounds like he never used the words “I saw a grown man having sex with a 10 year old” when he told his superiors what happen. Not only that, but he continued to see Sandusky around campus. How? There is only one explanation. Mike McQueary likes to fuck young boys. His dad does, Joe Pa does, The head of campus security does. They all do.

What I dont understand is, how did Joe Pa get fired and not McQueary? To me, he is the major violator in this whole story. HE is the sickest of them all.

Guttie Shit


This mans “Oops” ending to an awkward stumbling of words he know he knows will live in political infamy for a while. It has “Boom goes the dynamite” potential lol. Rick Perry reminds of of a knock off pre 911 George Bush. He seems like Bush’s dumb cool guy cousin. Its like he learned everything he knows from George Bush lol, including learning shit. LOL!

Music Video Reviews

Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass


So, Im officially a Nicki Minaj fan now lol. Not a fan of her music, Im not supposed to be, Im not in her demo. But the rest of her, the outfits, the funny faces, she talk alotta shit and shes hilarious as fuck. And then she was jumpin around holding her titties and shakin all that ass. jesus lol

As far as big sean goes though…. This is the first big sean song Ive ever heard on purpose. Im something like very underwhelmed. Maybe I need to hear something else by this dude.

Just to be clear, that wasnt an invitation to send me links or make suggestions lol.

Song of the Moment

Gemini… Youre Gonna Die TWICE

If a homeless person has a funny sign… he hasnt been homeless for long..

This song is saturated with quotables. It just might be one long quotable lmao. At the end of this video, it looks like Herman Cain (@TheHermanCain) is gettin his groove on lol.