One day, randomly, I came across some Ghostface mixtape/album called “Hidden Darts”. I heard this song and was instantly ecstatic. One of my favorite MCs tearing down one of my favorite songs of all time? Yes! Bars on bars. And then it just rode out at the end, with this super awesome beat. I love it. Ghost will rap over anything and make something out of it.
I dont think most people understand how seriously I take the Wu-Tang Clan. Im not one of those crazy ass fans that get a Wu tat, or have hella Wu Tang shit. Although I did used to own a few Wu Wear joints.
Im a huge Wu Tang fan. I dont walk around reciting Clan facts. Theres a piece of me that feels like I’d smack a nigga for saying something stupid about the Wu Tang Clan, not out of anger really, just pure reaction. My id would move my hand towards a muthafucka face in a violent thunderious manner with out my total approval…. cant say I’d apologize, but that slap wouldnt have been on purpose lol. Im not sure I could marry a woman who doesnt fuck with the wu tang clan, at least a lil bit. One of my ex’s once bought me OB4CL after i discovered I had lost the actual disc. I backed it up on my itunes, but she just wasnt comfortable with me not having a hard copy. Lol thats what the fuck Im talkin about lol; we were practically married in my eyes after that. Ive never been more happy to get some shit i already got lol. Im still grateful lol.
If youre not a Wu Tang fan, I feel like i cant really trust ur opinion totally.
Its real, Im not playing lol. People who arent Wu Tang fans are weirdos to me lol. I went to Rock the Bells when the Clan performed 36 chambers and lightweight got emotional singin wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with lol. That whole set and concert was awesome. This was before they raised the price to a million dollars a ticket.
I dont know why its taken me so long to post my vast collection / knowledge of Wu Tang tracks for Wu Wednesdays, but that has come to an end with one of my favorite Ghost tracks of all time.
Awesome way to start in my opinion!
One day, I was sitting on the toilet and I had an idea, like a lot of people do when they are posted on the toilet. I figure that since I’m not afraid to take a shit in a public restroom and I know some many people who absolutely refuse to under any and every circumstance. I figured maybe I’d give some friendly advice. Look at how awesome and philanthropic I am. Who else would offer such needed yet over looked advice?
So here is my first tip on taking a shit in public or some body’s home whom you may or may not know.
Heres something to be mindful of, when looking for a stall to take a shit in, try to use a stall to your furthest right or left so that you only have one stall to your side rather than having a stall on each side.
Well, its already awkward taking a shit publicly some where. Whats more awkward than having two strangers on your side when youre trying to take a shit? Its already bad enough having one person to your side. Why run the chance of two people on your sides? You can only identify these people by which ever shoes they happen to have on. Thats not good enough.
You also cant guarantee a persons public bathroom etiquette. Is there public bathroom etiquette? Of course there is. But some people just have to make some kinda noise when theyre shitting; from either straining or loud ass booty noises, which is what you really dont want to happen. That shit sucks. Bad. However it is funny as fuck to some degree. Ill give advice on now to handle that situation another time.
Realistically every time you go to take that public shit, you run the risk of having to be next to some asshole with shitty shitting habits. But if you only have one stall next to you, then your chances are automatically cut in half. Ill take those odds all day if I need to take a shit in public some where.
This could all be personal preference though. I dont like to stand next to other dudes while I’m taking a piss if I can help it lol. As far as bathroom etiquette goes, theres an unwritten rule that if you dont have to stand next to me while taking a piss, dont. lol. Use the next stall over sir, I promise I wont take it personal. Thank you, sir.
So there is your first piece of very valuable shitty advice when shitting in public. Put it to good use. Youll thank me one day!
Ive been on a freelance on-site gig for about 3 weeks now. To save gas and to avoid any amount of traffic possible, I take the subway into work.
When im standing around with the crowd of people waiting on a train to show up, i walk up and down the crowd to figure out where most of the Black people will be getting on, so i can get on that train car.
Is this racist of me?
I do this for a few some what silly reasons.
If shit gets way too real, a million feet under the damn ground, id prefer to be around as many black people as possible lol. I live in Los Angeles, being underground is scary as fuck to me and most other people. Not too scared to get on the subway but the knowledge that the ground shakes without warning out is mainly what im talking about lol. Its always in the back of everybodies minds. Not only that, but anything could happen when youre on a subway, theres been all kinds of movies about it lol.
Id prefer being around as many black people as possible because I already know where my level of “fuck this shit” is. And i know a lot of black peoples level of “fuck this shit” is almost as high as mine.
Lets say somebody trys to hold up the train on some terrorist shit, they are NOT going for the car with all the niggas on it.
1. Too many black people means you have almost no bargaining chips. Nobody loses there job or tears over a bunch of Negro casualties. Were an acceptable loss when it comes to shit like that lol.
2. Nobody is gonna hijack any situation where there are too many niggas involved. Especially big niggas like myself. Were not just gonna take whatever L is being served up with out some kinda fight. Everybody knows this.
Maybe Ive watched too many movies. I sit on the train and look at all the types of people on the train and think to myself, if shit gets too real, i gotta go through it with THESE muthafuckas. Lol so id rather be around a bunch of black people. For whatever reason i feel safer lol.
If that racist? Maybe. But I bet theres a lot of non-blacks out there that would rather be on a train with a bunch of black people too. For the same damn reasons lol.
Heres some TMI for that ass; I take about 3 shits a day on average. (See what I did there?) I cant think of any time in my whole life where ive only taken one shit in a 24 hour span.
My bowels are active and unpredictable. Which means I can be anywhere and my stomach will let me know that its time to make moves lol.
This means that Ive been forced to take countless shits in public restrooms. I have been in some very awesome public bathrooms and some disgusting ones. Super fucking disgusting. But nothing is more disgusting than shitting on yourself lol.
There have been plenty of times where i was sitting there, minding my own business, when all of a sudden i see/hear somebody looking for an empty stall. Instead of bending over to check for feet, they just peak through the crack in the stall doors. And damn near every time there is that super awkward moment where this guy looking for an empty stall makes eye contact with me.. while im in the middle of taking a stankin ass shit lol.
Me, theres something about awkwardness that I like. So it really doesnt bother me all that much. Mainly because i know its super awkward for the person that basically got peaking in on another man while he is relieving himself during a pretty venerable and something like intimate moment.
Think about it, if you caught your number 1 enemy in a public bathroom while he was taking a shit and you wanted to whoop this mans ass, he has his pants at his ankles and his pushing out old food. Even the meanest thug you know isnt ready to fight at this moment lol. Im sure even chuck norris himself would take an ass kicking if you caught him in a small ass stall with his pants on the floor and a bubbling stomach lol.
So this random person has made eye contact with me while im shitting and i know its coming, so in that .4 seconds brief awkward ass eye contact, i give this man a “muthafucka foreal?!?!!?!?” Or “i see you lookin with your lookin ass nigga” Type of look lol. Especially if they tried to push the door open and then look LOL. i make sure to try my best to make the situation as awkward as possible for him, purely for my amusement lol.
9 times out 10 this dude is over come by the awkwardness of the situation and i get an apology lol.
Everybody feels some kind of way when they have some kind of interaction with a person who is taking a shit lol. Especially when they dont know the person lol. Its fucking hilarious.
My whole life is saturated with cheap laughs like this.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson is probably my favorite Late night show. Sadly, I hardly ever get to watch it. This man is hilarious. Theres a lot of things I like and love about this show, but one of my favorite things is the theme song.
Here is the link to the full song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q22ut6HchNg
I need to get tickets to the show one day. One day soon!