Uhmah Park

So I was sitting here watching espn. And it seems that the DLP people have paid for alot of advertising on the network. Ive seen every version of “Its the MEEEEEERs”. You know this commercial here:


First of all… let me tell you why this is a blowed commercial. Because there is a little white girl walking around with a muthafuckin elephant and nobody ask questions. They just wanna know whats in the box. In other versions of this commercial this lil girl is dealing with some niggas. And they dont ask about the fuckin elephant either. What the fuck is the point of the gotdamn elephant? Im sure somebody asked that question, and the asshole who put this together probably said something like, “we wanted to get across the whole big thing”. He was fulla shit. He was fucked up when he came up with that idea.

Then, here come this little girl talking about she got some magic in the box, she open it and some gold and dust come out, and then now everybody see something way bigger than it was before lol. And she says its the mirrors. No its not, you just got everybody high, and you know it! Elephant high, she high, everybody around is high. seeing shit at astronomical ass sizes. Talkin about oh its so clear. No, its not, its big as fuck jack ass. It was clear to begin with because you was just there looking at it in person. The shit sure isnt any more clear on my tv. Its just big as fuck and still on tv, looking like its on tv, big as fuck.

Just say youre high. I am, and the commercial makes me laugh because its a blowed commercial. I love blowed commercials lol. Its the mirrors lol that shit is halarious lol.