MC Search

i still like that gas face track… that shit is classic material! Right now… Calvin’s Sell out ass would be a reciepiant of a sour ass gas face. Now that i think about it lol.

Anyway…

I swear, i dont publish this shit with any real intentions, other to tell a story about something that happen to me. or to give my view on shit i see and might happen to be apart of.
Today i was looking thru the searches that people proform on this site… and i have to say. some people must really remember shit because they are Calling for real specific shit. Like: “BumPorn” Now i swear to GOD, if forgot all about this shit lol. when i saw it in the logs… i thought to my self. Fuck… somebody is disturbed as fuck! BumPorn? what the fuck? But… i am not sober. so i had a second thought. that was this: ” nigga you know? you might have said that.” so i went with it… curious to find what a muthafucka might find when they did that search on my site ( imma have to try google in a second lol ). and low and behold. i do have a fucking entry about BumPorn!
i read that shit like OH YEA!?!? Im the guts for that shit.
And that is actually my WHOLE reason for starting this fuckin thing. Because i wanted to write down some of the retarded shit i say, think, and have done/been thru/whatever else. i wanted to write it down and have a archive, so i can read back thru them. and possibly get a laugh or 8.
and once again. i have served me well. i like when i do that!
Anyway… another search was for The Ghetto Snack Hour ( which imma have to bring back now that i think about it! because i did that shit earlier. ). Now there is no way in the fuck somebody wasnt looking for that specifily. i just read that shit and was laughin like a muthafucka. like i didnt write the shit. lol. i was thinking of shit, and then there it would be right in the next sentace. it was werid lol.

Somebody searched for BMG. probably him lol. somebody else searched for Wendell and then right after that, Dub. that was probably him. but there aint no tellin with all the Wendell groupies around. Muthafuckas be talkin that shit about me, but that there is the nigga with the e-following. and he dont even got a gotdamn website! lol

i dont know who would have done a search for www.so-rekless.com. even tho i still thing thats a dope website.

somebody did a search for Meano Mandingo Now that shit was the guts. thats some Five27 exclusive shit lol. youre not going to see that shit anywhere else! lol.
i come up with some outlandish shit sometime.

Anyway. my intentions were not to be funny really when i started this. or shit… even now when type shit out. What it is…. is. the person that i am. i think of the most FUCKED UP THING POSSIBLE to say first. then i try my best to take steps down from that. sometimes i can make it. sometimes i cant… and i say some mean shit. and people get mad, or if im NOT talking about you, then other muthafuckas have a tendancy to laugh at the cost of some unfortuanate shit. Which makes You, the Reader ( who laughed ) just as fucked up as me. HA!

Anyway… that ghetto snack hour shit has me wanting a cheese toast something serious.

7 Responses to “MC Search”

  1. This guy! I went back and read that BumPorn entry and it was funny all over again! My comments were funny and right on time too! Kkarma is STILL great for giving me credit on my slang, with all the slang biting beezosĀ© running rampant nowadays!!

  2. I’ve been coming to this site wayyy too long (just never said anything). And no matter how many times I come here, it’s still funny. “Bum Porn” and everything you’ve ever written about a jheri curl keep me stuck here. But for real, you got to know you were hella wrong for trying to entice that bum w/ $3 though, LMAO.

  3. BruthaDub

    the title of this post reminds me of fontana like a muhfuccah. lol

    anyhow, how dare you accuse me of fucking vanity …when everyone knows i prefer apollonia. actually i can recall recently indulging in a “stranger” after drinking too much hen and watching the lake minnetonka scene in purple rain. hhwhat!!

    come on man, your like the electronic version of the “popular dude”. your the electronic football jock at a white high school in rural texas in the eighties. you ol’ jhonny be good ass nigga. ga’ head and put on that binary code letterman jacket.

    me, im more like the 90’s black version of the trenchcoat mafia, the starter jacket mafia so to speak.

    eat a penis sandwich, you drunkard!

  4. major laguer

    OJ, I came in here expecting to read some shit on the Lakers game last nite. I was up for hours last nite with a gang of energy after that game. Greatest end of the game shots I’ve ever seen in my life.