Master P-Nut and Patrick Chewing

These are the funniest fucking commercials I’ve seen all damn month. One day, Im minding my own damn business. Blowed. Watching some program that was either News, Basketball or some kind of sporting event or a combination of both…. Sports Center lol And then THIS shit comes on.

Link just for the facist RSS Feeds where YouTube Videos dont show up in for some reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIvHYyv6Om4

Get some bling with Master P-Nut?? lmao what? Peep how when everything broke, the little white boy, broke the fuck out lmao. Extra smooth though lol. It was the walk off white people do when they know they can get any ethic person near by to take the fall for some shit they probably had something to do with. But if they just walk away and dont turn around, it will all go away because they’re white. A white guy actually told me thats a real thing white people do. I was rollin.

Usually when they air this commercial, This shit follows it immediately and doesnt give you a chance to process the first one.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBF1lsZUlUI

I thought i was gonna suffocate myself to death laughing at this shit. I was rolling around on the floor and everything. I had to rewind that shit like 4 times. Patrick Chewing?! Firstly, how do you get caught slippin SO bad?! He stood there and took it. I dont know about you. But this looked like revenge to me. For what? I cant possibly imagine lmao. Its either that or Patrick Ewing … excuse me, Chewing is a fucked up ass person who dunks on people randomly. These two commercials were clearly blowed ideas. There is no other way to explain it. Which brings me to my next point, that inspired a 30 minute conversation between my cousin and I. However sadly, I have lost this conversation. But it was about the most killer thing about this whole commercial. No, not the fact that he dunked on this man and the backboard exploded. Not his short ass basketball shorts and gutty old man basketball get up. But his tragic ass head of slavery naps!!!!!! WHAT IN THE FUCK is going on here?! That shit looks like stacks of fucking sulfur!!! It looks like he refused to comb his hair as long as Bush was in office, and then just forgot all about that shit. JD said it looks like he combs his hair with his hands… LMAO!!!! Nigga what in the fuck is your gotdamn problem? Hair that nappy automatically makes you look like showering is not your thing. Not only that but you probably smell like liquor and or piss or a unfortunately combination of the two and the problems and aromas that come with said situation.
To the credit of the naps in relation to the commercial though. A nigga who walks around with naps on his head like that. Does look like he would run up and dunk on a random snickers eater for no reason. Backboard exploding, shorts, knee pad… all not a surprise at all. The naps told the tail before hand. Of course somebody with naps like that would be up to no good, such as. LOL