Juice Drink

You know what Tampico is? The Ghettos Favorite Nutritious drink. Which explains alot. But im not gonna front, the shit is kinda good when you have no other options. Or if youre just ghetto like that and dont get to have it all the time because you know better. But when you do get to have some Tampico, because there aint no better option, shits kinda good.

Although it gives you HELLA FLEM! shits gross. but we drink it anyway lol.

And then you have the other shit that comes in all kinds of colors. The shit that just says JUICE on it n shit, or DRINK. No real name or anything, just "Tropical Juice" Do you know what that shit is?

Pop-cycle Juice!

Thats exactly what it is.

Its pop-cycles that have been either melted down, or they freeze half, and bottle the other half. And tah-dah. Two different products! Damn. I mean, hell, id probably do the same thing if i could to be completely honest. Anybody that wouldnt is a fucking idiot.

Ive told a few people about these thoughts, and they knew it to be the truth instantly!  And im betting who ever reads this will too!

10 Responses to “Juice Drink”

  1. Anonymous

    ROFLMAO…dude corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, sugar and food coloring. That’s it. ROFLMAO. Sunny D…they try to push that mess like crack. What about Kool-Aid that gave ever black kid in America a sugar addiction?

  2. Anonymous

    dont think ive had tampico since….college. I think Bradon introduced it to me….like it was a main ingredient in alcoholic mixtures lol.

  3. Anonymous

    The funniest shit to me is on those big gallons of drink, orange being the one I remember most from my days of being young and living with a broke ass Dad, they put “contains less than 1% juice” on the label. Has anyone ever picked up a jug of “orange drink” and mistaken it for some orange juice or even thought there was any juice in that shit?

    By the way my favorite Tampico flavor is whatever they call the red one. I got blunted one night and had to make a munchies run to Ralph’s and couldn’t resist the nostalgic allure of that no nutrional value havin’ sugar water.

  4. i dont drink tampico or kool aid. but them little hug quarter juices from the party sto are the BEST even now… or them freeze pops that come in the plastic that rip the orners of your mouth up… green and blu always the best flavors.

  5. Anonymous

    I keep a gallon of Tampico, preferabbly the one with the purple top, and i also keep a gallon of some type of red “drink” which you have 3 varieties of, cherry, fruit punch, and strawberry.
    I bring Tampico to our office parties, mu’fuckas be looking at me like I brought a jug of tioliet water or something.
    Mu’Fuckas need to quit acting like they to good for Tampico.
    I used to be a Sunny D drinker, till i struck out on my own, and had to make the switch in an effort to save those extra .39 cents.

  6. Anonymous

    Damn…It’s been a minute but I remember when I fist discovered Tampico I couldn’t get enough of it…it makes pertty good slushies as well…(leave a cup in the freezer for just the right amount of time…Delicious!!!). As far as “Drink” goes, that shit is the most low budget. I hate the taste, if feels like it’s trying to grab on to the side of my esophagus, fuck that shit…And don’t try and put that shit in a regular ol’ pitcher and try and pass that shit off as Kool Aid, I Promise you, I’ll know.

    As for you JD Tampico is cool, leave the “Drink” at home.

    OJ…LOL I think you are one hundred % correct with your Popcicle theory…Them shits have the same effect on my throat…the purple ones are the worst..LOL I always seem to get a cold after partaking in them shits. LMAO!!! “What the Fuck is Juice!!!!!!!?!?!?!….I want some DRINK!!!” “…Sugar, water, and Purple…” -Chapelle

    That nigga was on point with that shit.