Jose, you’re a fuckin traitor!

If you read the previous entry. It is painfully clear that i was a victim of a pretty cold hangover the other day.

What it was, was. The night previous, i had a few people over, and i made some margaritas for us. Now… on Cinco De Mayo… i made margaritas, and i had some vodka drinks with that shit too… and i ended up with a hangover. Sylvia had told me before… you cant mix tequilla with SHIT. because it will fuck you up the next day. so… me not listening, child of the ghetto style. Fuck that… its possible, if it wasnt… then a long island would always kick my ass. Welp… next day i had a hangover for most of the day…

Sylvia ALSO told my black ass… after 25, you cant fuck with tequilla anymore. its like promising your self a hangover. Did i listen? NO! and the end result? another muthafuckin hangover… this one wasnt AS bad as the first one. but it still sucked big mamoth balls!!! Gotdamn!

the next day… i went and ask my sister…. say, did you have a hangover from yesterday ( note: these are the few people i had over ). she says no… how old is she? 22. I ask my cousin RJ.. nigga… you have a hangover yesterday? nigga says no. he’s 22 ( or 23? ) i asked my homegirl who i havent seen in years ( i missed her! )… Natacha… you have a hangover? she also says no… she just turned 24.

This is bullshit! Sylvia stuck that shit to me the next day talkin all kinda shit… i told you i told you… you never listen to me! i dont even feel sorry for you!

Jose Cuervo, turned his back on me! ( just looking at the site makes me sick )Friday i was feeling SO great… i was drunker than a muthafucka. having a merry old time with my sister my cousin and an old friend. jolly as could be. but the next day? pain and suffering! dispair and misery! dejection and gloom! i felt like i had fuckin sold my soul to the devil the next day. gotdamn! and the fucked up thing is… i woke up feeling fine… soon as i took like 5 steps… that shit hit me like: SURPRISE NIGGA! here is your unhealthy ass dose of UNGOOD! No amount of mylanta made me feel better ( if yall didnt know… mylanta is the cure for hangovers… in most cases lol ) i was gulping down water. my ulcer was PISSED OFF at me all day! had me taking UNHOLY shits all the next day… shit sucked!

anyway…

i could go for some salmon.