ITS THE GHETTO SNACK ATTACK HOUR!

i been sittin here feeeening for some fuckin sugar for about 3 hours now… until i broke down and had to take it back to when i was little. And made me a Cinnimon and Sugar and Butter Toast.
i have no clue what the offical name for this super ghetto snack is called. but that shit is fuckin DELISIOUS.

how do you make it?

get you some bread…
a gas stove lol
but that muhfucka on broil…
get you a butter knife… or in the case of my lazy black ass who didnt feel like taking those hot two steps over to the dish water…. get a muthafuckin spoon… get out your butter ( margerine is nasty… but if it cracks for you… then hey. ) make sure that shit is soft… spread the soft butter over the bread hella thick… because its the ghetto snack attack hour, and us ghetto children always over fuckin do it! take you some ground cinnimon sprinkle that shit on evenly. Keep in mind that too much cinnimon is nasty as hell. then… break out your sugar… grab that spoon you used for the butter… scoop a heap of that shit and sprinkle that shit on the top. of course… i did it hella thick… because its the ghetto snack attack hour… and us ghetto children love us some muthafuckin sugar…
next… get yo ass a pan slide the bread in that muthafucka… and put it at the bottom of your oven or whereever your oven broils shit… and kick it… dont go no where or your shit will fuckin burn and possibly catch the fuck fire. when you start to smell that shit real good… its done! brown / burn that shit to taste… pull it out… put that shit on a paper towel… because yo mamma would get pissed if you dirtyed up a plate just for some gotdamn toast ( or at least my moms used to when i was little lol… so im trained lol ). Wait for that shit to cool the hell off… because honestly… if you eat that shit when its still hot… the sugar is melted down and is starting to crystalize… that shit is practically NAPALM when its hot… and it WILL stick to your tounge and various other places in your mouth if you eat it before it cooled down and got hard… trust me… i fuckin know!
next… ENJOY!

im so fuckin hyper right now i dont know what to do with my self!!!!!
i wanna fuckin bang on a pot or some shit!!!
every since i finished them shits i been singin james brown’s Static feat full force! i used to love that shit… STATIC… NO… STATIC… NO… DONT NEED NO STATIC.. NO… DONT START NONE… WONT BE NONE…
that nigga james brown mumbled his ASS off over the rest of the song. i be groovin to this shit none the less…

YELL LOUDER THAN A SUMBITCH! ( wendell is the guts for this shit )

18 Responses to “ITS THE GHETTO SNACK ATTACK HOUR!”

  1. raven

    i love buttersugarcinamon toast, yo!! i only made the mistake one time as a shorty of using too much cinamon. Ugh! but i’s a ghetto-child prodigy of the ghetto snack attacks. you don’t know nuthin’ about peanut buttersyrup bread, huh? you may shake your head in disgust but it’s the best if you don’t have one of the ingredients for buttersugarcinamon toast. and lmao @ the paper towel ’cause mama gets mad for dirtying a plate for toast….t’is true, t’is true.

  2. AHHHH, I wanna just go MIA from work for a minute and go home to pay homage… man! Maybe i’m weird, but I used to put juuuust a bit too much butter on it so it had the right level of sogginess, lol… but that’s probably just me. MMMMMMM…. I’m about to go to lunch.

  3. Raven: YES! i know about the peanutbutter and syrup sammich… them shits is good as far i can remember i aint had one in years… im thinkin one would crack right now… but …. im not sure for some reason lol. HIGH FIVE!

    Deah: HIGH FIVE!

    Grayse: that shit sounds fuckin nasty. when you smash up white bread that shit becomes doe. that you can actually bake again… white bread is nasty as fuck.

    movin on… when i came down off my sugar high ( after the heart cramps from all the sugar ) it sucked. lol

  4. you do your shit the hard way. i always took the butter, sugar and cinnamon, put that shit in the microwave in one lil cup or somethin, melted it, and slathered it on my toast. that shit is bangin. i thought i was the only one who did uberghetto shit like that. i do have to admit your way does sound tasty, but i’m impatient. don’t let me get started on sugar water…

  5. i never heard of no shit like that, im going to try it one of these days…sounds good (kinda like a aunt annie’s cinny and sugar pretzel kinda good)…i will let you know if it cracks

  6. all the shit ya’ll are mentioning is making my skin crawl and the top of my mouth tighten up!!…ughhhhhh….all that fucking sugar and butter together…that’s like fucking around and putting too much syrup on your pancakes….I can’t fuck with it…

  7. Syrup sammiches was alwayz a favorite ghetto snack in my house.. If a nigga didn’t feel like usin butter(it wuz too much trouble to spread the butter).. it would just be 2 peices of bread with a ton of aunt jemima oozzing all in the middle.. damn

  8. Anonymous

    psssh. whats even better than sammishcinnimonsuga toasts….is if you take out the bread and replace it with a tortilla.

    yes just get your flour tortilla, get a stick of butter. yeah you dont wanna take a sliver off of it, just take the stick, peel back the paper and rub it all over the tortilla.

    this is really good if u have one of those gas stoves. yeah turn the fire up just a bit, then set that bad boy over it for a couple secs. u dont want the edges to burn, so if it starts gettin black and burnt, take it off! lol

    then put some more butter on it. it should melt easy cuz the tortilla is warm

    then sprinkle the sugar and the cinnamon, then roll that thing up homie.

    if u have some extra time, try and fry it in a pan with a grip of butter. then add the sugar and cinnamon, that is good yo!

    lmao u like how i just brought my ghetto snack up in here huh? lol.