I Shall Sodomize Thee, With FURIOUS ANGER!

fucking shit!
i can not stop laughing at the title of this shit lmao
gotdamn

the other day, i cant recall what i might have been doing. but i had a thought.
i know every one has heard one person say this pharse to another:

“ill put my foot in yo ass!”

so yea, the other day… i took this phrase and for whatever reason, i decided to give this phrase some real thought.

i will… put MY FOOT…. IN YOUR ASS!

that is a threat!
a pretty gotdamn serious threat if you ask me!

think about that… if some one says that to you… They are threatening you with sodomization! ( waring: i might spell this word wrong as fuck, several times! ) think about that shit tho… if somebody relays thier position of desire to take their muthafuckin foot…. bend you over…. spread your ass cheeks, and proceed to take their fucking foot… and fit that sumbitch in youre little asshole. do you realize how fucking uncomfortable that would be?!?! that shit would possibly be uncomfortable as possible. even to some one who was frequently “anally aroused” often. foots, no matter whos, are pretty damn big to be fitting in a muthafucka asshole. not only that. but look at the shape! you have toes, the ball of your foot. the arch, the heel! and then your ankle n shit… thats alot of bumpin and movin.
to have a foot crammed up your ass? a human foot. lounged, in a space on your body that is really one of the last places a muthafucka should be trying to cram a fucking FOOT in anyway? we wont even talk about a muthafucka with foot fungus, toe jam, sharp ass toenails n shit, hang nails, flint stone feet, redneck feet, or just plain ugly stankin ass feet in general.

these facts alone make this statement the ultimate in threats.

and then muthafuckas be putting a spin on the shit too.

ill put my boot up your ass. like a foot alone wasnt bad enough

ill stick my foot so far up your ass, the water in my knee will quench your thrist! – now this shit here is some serious shit! lol thats pretty fuckin far, if you ask me. thats alot of leg lead by a foot on a mission, a mission of supreme discomfort and pain!

ive put a many of foot… up a many of ass. this one has always thrown me. its like nigga, dont make it sound like you detachable feet you just go around and breakin off in muthafuckas asses, when you see fit! that shit is impossible!

ill put your foot knee deep/thigh deep, off in yo ass! – pretty damn serious here too. much like the knee one. but the knee shit still gets my vote for roughest. that shit is rougher than tyrone biggums feet!

ill put my foot so far up your ass you will have a jordan print on your tongue. – lol ok i made that one up one day, talkin shit to somebody lol. but i think the shit would hurt.

ill break my foot off in yo ass! – this shit? if having a foot in yo ass wasnt bad enough… now, there is a foot in yo ass, that was broken off up in there, and may be stuck permanently! or at least until you have the doe to get it removed surgically. yes… youd have to save up for that shit! because there aint no way your insurance is gonna cover that. i could imagine the rejection letter.
“sorry sir, but if you pissed somebody off enough to have them actually break off a limb of their personal being, off in yo ass. we think you must have truly deserved to be hurled suddenly, into a position of supreme discomfort, and will fill that is absolutely not our obligation to get you out of that shit.
we aplogize, but not really.
PS – you might wanna stop pissin niggas off, THAT gotdamn bad. just a friendly word of advice from your health insurance company”

but speaking of broken off in yo ass, lets assume that you want your fucking foot back? so before that, lets just say, for whatever reason you do actually have to make good on your threat to sodomize some one violently with one of your feet. ( your good kicking foot i suppose ). how would you remove that muthafucka, once youve decided, that the muthafucka in violoation, and currently being violated with ruthless aggression, has returned to the land of ‘act right’. would you just snatch that shit out, similar to the way you put it in there? because lets face it. if you decide to take that kind of action against another human being, your gonna have to do it, quick, swift and with a tremendous amount of brute fucking force.
lmao and could you imagine thier surprise?!?! lmao!!!

*FRRUMPH!* SURPRISE NIGGA! FOOT IN YO ASS! congratulations!
i dont think any one person would survive the initial shock. i dont think a muthafucka could get past the audacity and lack for human decency… nor could they get over the muthafuckin foot that is current lodged up their anus, lol NOR which the force in which the muhfucka got there in the first fuckin place! lmao wooo

but yea… so you have to remove the foot. and you get it back all shitty and bloody. so, does the ends justify the means? is having a bloody and shitty ass foot, worth setting this muthafucka straight, ONCE and for all? is it that serious?!?!
well clearly, some one thought it was, and decided to diss out the ulimate in threats.

ill put my foot in yo ass, is way worse than say, oh… ill fuck you up! unless of course if by you mean, ill fuck you up… in the course of fucking you up… im going to sodomize the fuck out of you, beyond what you ever thought fucking possible. along with a bunch of other mean spirited, furious anger inspired, behavior modification brutality tactics one could conjure up in the course of fuckin another muthafucka up.

ill whoop yo ass? an ass kicking is always an ass kicking, but parallels not to a foot up the ass. broken off in the ass, or any other brutal act of sodimazation.

the only other threat that comes close to “ill put my foot in yo ass” is “ill slap the black offa you” because.. gotdamn. that has to cause an unheard of amount of pain. this… i will talk about at another time. but for now… lets stick to feets and asses, shall we?

so yea… there we have it. OJ thinks about shit way too hard.
i do realize the initial threat was probably some country muthafucka, on that shit. saying he was going to take his foot and kick somebody in they ass. and some how it evolved to “ill put my foot in yo ass” in some twisted back woods country way. and now, its something that is said all the time, to anybody. kids, senior citizens, men and woman alike.
i guess this comes from me, being little, and taking shit way too literally. i did not understand figure of speech at all lol.

anyway… im blowed lol
imma black out.