I hate Church

i was going thru some of my old shit…

and i found this one shit on how i was bitchin about how i REALLY fuckin hate church….

this is from like last year i think…

buss it

Reflecting back on the sunday that just passed…

while i was stuck as fuck at showtime in compton…

i mean church… (spot was in tha cpt)

i was sittin there bout to nut thinkin of leavin…

but while i was basking in that humid ass so called house of worship inhalin recycled ass air… i began to notice shit…

such as:

I hardly EVER take my ass to fuckin church… but why everyfuckin time im swindled into goin… ITS HOT AS FUCK!?!!?!?!?!?

nigga it rained for like 3 weeks… and juss fuckin STOP tha day i gotta take my ass to church…

Why in tha fuck is church tha only place where you see alotta DARK ASS niggas in one place?!?!?… be like 20 blue black niggas in tha same spot… shit dont ever happen no where else but church… muhfuckas be blurpuple…

Why was i sittin there pissed off not wantin to be there, but didnt wanna go get some air or take a piss cuz i thought i was gonna miss part of the show?!?! them nigga was partiein lol… a muhfucka fell n shit… niggas was rockin and gettin happy n shit…

WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY in tha fuck dont they have some kinda exhaust fans in church?!?!?!!? it be HOT AS FUCK outside… then like 20 degrees hotter inside!!! plus 800% humidity… be feelin like niggas is in tha rain forest runnin laps wit a plastic jump suit on… ugh…

Why in tha fuck do churches be havin all that audio eqipment… woofers… all kinda speakers all over tha muhfucka… all kinda band equipment… but all tha shit they be playin… NO BASS?!?!?!? no shit… it be kinda rockin if u like that kinda thing… but no real beat! kinda shit is that?!?!?! waste of some bangin ass speakers…. they should be shakin tha picture of a cracka ass cracka jesus offa tha wall…

Do preachers write thier surmonds down?!?!?!? and then do they rehearse it?!?!?! and if its not writen and rehearsed… preachers and decons n shit need to be givin more credit for they freestyles!!!! they be up there calm n shit… then they get excited… mouth all on tha mic n shit… yellin… spittin… wavein they arms n shit… some of em dance around n shit… step away from tha mic and tha podum n shit… point at muhfuckas… swear muhfuckas aint understandin they ass n shit… or they not hearin they ass… puttin on a str8 show… no rehearsal?!?!?!? gotdamn… thas tha freshest shit ever lol… and speakin of that shit… do tha band and tha preacher come in on thrusday nights and practice?!?!!? cuz tha preacher start to get “live” and then tha nigga on tha organ be like DUUNT!!… and then after a couple of min here come tha muhfucka on tha drums come in n shit… and then after a min… they be bangin shit again… str8 boogiein… wit tha nigga on tha piano… and tha drums n shit goin… choir n shit… str8 proformin…

str8 puttin on a show…

hot as fuck…

all them dark muhfuckas hoppin around n shit…

and tha old muhfuckas…

speakers blarin nothin but this nigga yellin and tha organ… NO BASS at all… juss Treble out tha ass offa all that tight ass audio equpiment…

preacher commin offa tha dome wit all kinda jibberish…

whole “house of worship” rockin…

like imma walk out and miss this shit…

never tha less…

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tis all……

lol i crack me up