i fuckin hate starbucks

i fuckin hate starbucks…

but all the meetings i ever have seem to take place there.

OH that shit sucks… that fuckin place sucks

all of em

i havent been to one i actually like yet…

all them muhfuckas be dirty as hell!! crumbs and all kinda other foul shit be all over tha fuckin place.

dirty coffee drinkin muthafuckas.

the whole enviornment is just fuckin ugh

i cant put my finger on tha shit

ever last one ive been to ( even tha magic johnson ones )

i was very uncomfortable for whatever reason.

and id say… its because there aint shit but white people that be at starbucks… and evvvvery time i go… im tha ONLY black person around alot of the time… or if there is more than one Black or even ethnic person… there are never more than 7 and the shit is usually some what crowded

but shit… i cant say that… because i dont mind being around large groups of white people ( non-hick of course ) plus… the one of the magic johnshon starbucks in la… you probably will only see a white person there….. pssshhh hardly ever…. not one that doesnt work in walking distance lol.

and i STILL dont like that fuckin place…

fuck starbucks.

fuckin snacks be dry n shit. and i dont drink coffee no more.

ugh. muthafuckas dont even have orange juice…. kinda shit is that?

as a matter of fact… i dont think they have SHIT there BUT coffee and water.

janky muthafuckas.

17 Responses to “i fuckin hate starbucks”

  1. emily

    hi, wow just hada say you seem like a really intelligent person who knows what they are talking about. and all that lovely cussing, really proves your point and makes you look really credible. hm…. appearently you have a life!!!!!

  2. Anonymous

    Why white people LOVE getting drinks at Starbucks? Everytime I pass a Starbucks, it ‘s PACKED with white folks. What the hell they is puttin in those damn drinks?

  3. I am a former Starbucks Supervisor and RMT and after working there for over three years, I came to the realization that Starbucks is nothing more than corporate bullshit!!!

  4. People who rag about Starbucks are disgruntled and uneducated about the company. Why not instead of being ignorant about a place thats foreign to you, to learn more about it or ask someone there for help or voice your concern to someone who would know about the company

  5. I from Puerto Rico and fucking Starbucks is fucking everybody here. Thay come in with their colombian coffe and run out of businness local shops, who the hell puts vanilla and cinamon in their coffe, that’s not fucking coffe that’s shit in a cup. corporate bastards, they refuse to give us a decent wage, they want puerto ricans except drinking their shit or making it, for minimum. Get the hell out of my country and give our panaderias the respect they deserve. and while i’m on it FUCK BORDERS too. FUCK YOUR FUCKING CORPORATE GLOBALISATION. let it us be individuals, fuck mcdonalds burger king and those chains. fuck them all to hell. bastards

  6. Just a few reasons why “I hate Starbucks”:

    I get a double shot that costs 1.88 cents “everyday”. I do not believe in tipping unless I get table service. I live in a tipping town Las Vegas but when the “behind the counter snob” server gives me back the change I get it slapped in my hand as to say “uh you are a cheap jerk for taking back a few pennys when you could drop it in the tip jar or just wave me to keep the change. Half the time they make my order wrong.

    I even had a SB employee actually tell me “oh you are not tipping me”. F her I complained to the SB corp. office and they sent me two free coupons that I took right to that store and ordered the most expensive drink and did not leave a tip.

    Barnes and Noble who serves SB beans is much nicer and they use real plates and knive for their bagles. I once asked the same broad at the SB about toasting my bagle because they will do that at B & N and she was snotty as usual and said “uh we are not a resturant and that is why we don’t wear hair covers”. When did a toster need a hair cover.

    F her and all the unskilled SB employees who are angry that they are so unskilled that they know they will never be able to get any other job other than serving coffee. The only nice SB employees are the student who know they are not going to be stuck in an unskilled job like working for SB or Burger King or McDoanlds the rest of their life.

    Just wait til the coffee trend ends. Coffee was a big deal 50 years ago. Everyone drank coffee, smoked and drank. Then soft drinks took over. Everything has it’s cycle.

    P.S. Yes I am addicted to SB I still go ther every morning. WHY, WHY, WHY?

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  7. Starbucks is shit and you all know it, fuck you americans and your fucking corporate america, stupid motherfuckers, keep working for minimum wage while all those fucks in the suits make the money, 5 bucks for a fucking coffe??? I don’t think so, and anyone that pays that is a fucking tool

  8. alicia hayden

    You know “park,” I hate the racial things that you are saying. I work at Starbucks, and from the looks of me, you would think I was completely white. You would walk in my store and think, “white girl, and white people everywhere. White white white.” YOU WOULD BE WRONG. My Grandpa is black. You can’t tell where a person is from or what race they are by staring at them across the counter. It is all you black people out there that rip on white people that make shit hard for yourselves. You wanna be discriminated against? You deserve it. What most people don’t understand is that some or most white people are good natured. I don’t look at a white person and think “she’s white.” I look at her and think, “she’s nice, what a beautiful person.”

  9. james player

    well, I love the fact that starbucks makes enough to pay all its employees daily salaries in about the 2nd hour of the day after it opens. the rest of the $$$ goes to some skeched white dude, who then laughs and know he is the only one making money, and the rest of you are all peons. I love not being a peon like you, and I love small business because it is what makes america a great country. its too bad that america is going down the shitter, because of sketchy corporate fucks like you. I hope you all burn in hell. I hope you have a great time spending all that money that you already have, and when osama and saddam get thier way they will blow you all to nothing. but hey, you got starbucks and $$$, what the hell do you care?