i had fun today….
woke up at 9:30… wasnt no games on… off day… rolled back over.. fuck it its sunday…
woke up at 1130 to tha phone ringin… it was dell ( brutha dub ) sayin that he was gonna shoot thru later on today… of course i didnt believe this nigga for shit because he is tha cheif *homie joke*
so i get up… wash my stankin ass…
turn on tha game…
made me some french toast with turkey sausage….
this nigga dell calls me again talkin about im on my way… ive heard that shit before… but this nigga was on tha 210 askin for directions… so ok… maybe hes not bullshitin… so im talkin shit to him and theo ( niggas was in tha car too ) and fucked around and burned tha front side of my french toast a tad bit… ( muthafuckas ) so while im eatin these niggas show up…
and they are like… lets go eat…
i gotta plate of what used to be french toast buttered up nicely with the perfect amount of syrup in my hand…
im like fuck it… so roll…
crack jokes in tha car about black men mag and about all the fine mufhuckas in there… but since i have been ruined as far as who is really fine or not… im HELLA skeptical point out surgery and fradulent shit and weaves…
anyway… in the car we agreed that it was pretty skanless for this magizene called “black men” had nothin but females in it, and was damn near a playboy… and THEN had all the menly issues and articals in the back. about 10 pages worth… out of 106 total pages…
so after 20 min of lookin for a fuckin parking space we roll in tha mall and there are many jokes to be cracked… i think we caught about 92% of the jokes possible in tha mall… minus tha 8% due to tha stupid muthafucka that was walkin around the mall with ( check this shit out ) a muthafuckin picture of HIMSELF dangeling from his fucking neck…
NOOOO you say? YES! dammit… we were sitting down eatin and i saw him come in but i didnt get a good look… we had to track that muthafucka done… of course we find him in tha only spot in tha mall for commerical ass niggas ( mr rags )…. not to day that mr rags is for second rate muhfuckas… cuz they have some tight shit in there… but homie… if everything you GOT ON came from tha swap meet… why go in there?
anyway… i guess these niggas was peepin out tha latest shit… so they could go to tha slauson and rock something similar. but all reports of this guy havin a picture of him self on a id necklace were confirmed to be truthful! lol that shit was so funny… all we could do was shake our heads… this would explain tha 8% of missed jokes lol…
after that… came back to tha spot…
in exchange for a couple programs
brutha dub hooked a nigga up with some old ass cd’s that i converted to mp3 ( that are mighty hard i might add… thanks nigga )
so after that… i sat my black ass here
and watched the raider game…
then like 30 min late… tha laker game came on…
On paper this looks like good shit…
but NO!
i was pissed because i kept missin shit flippin back and forth between games…
raiders lost i was pissed
lakers won i forgot about the raider game…
durin both games syl came home so i wasnt lonely in tha house no more… AND she came home with CAKE!
wooo…
had some german chocolate boi… woo shit was good… ( thanks syl! )
then during the 4th quarter of the laker game, my cousin jd hope on tha internet… and there are MORE jokes to be cracked watchin highlights on sports center, and lucky for us we had tha same commercials on at tha same time… and caught tha guttest commerical ive seen in a min… ( that shit is still funny to me a couple hours later )
so i watched tv with this nigga jd for a couple more hours over the net commenting about dumb shit… this tha great j-dinni disappears….
dont think i could have taken any more laughter.
and i think thas about it…
THEN after that… i found out somebody bite my shit!!
i couldnt believe it… nobody has ever bit any design shit ive done… after the pissed shit passed… i was kinda wowed…
fuck it tho… let a muhfucka bite if they want to… just do it right… at least it was pretty decent… site could have been better tho… who ever did it.. DID NOT try lol
anyway…
druged my self with some nyquil and now im very close to dozing tha hell off….
my lil day may not seem much to most… but this is normally what i do… kick it with friends… talk shit… run tha streets… works for me
this will probably be my last weekend to do some shit for a long time… im about to be swamped with work… for the next i dont know how fuckin long… but im not mad at all… if im working… i got money. couple steps closer to me being able to afford my self lol.
im sleepy….