Gutty Shit- OJ the Philantrpist (Featuring O.com and Brutha Dub)

i was gonna buss some shit… but i changed my damn mind….

please enjoy a convo had earlier by O.com and Brutha Dub had over yahoo messenger.

The names of the hella guilty have been changed so they will remained unbothered

*disclaimer*

all jokes cracked about any celeberties was done in good fun and are not to be taken personally lol

Brutha Dub: you fucked my day up by sendeing those freeway pics

O.com: LMAO

O.com: why is that??

Brutha Dub: nigga wahts to change everything

O.com: LMAO!!!

O.com: hell naw

O.com: just do two nigga

O.com: do one

O.com: and do a…………………………………. remix if you will lol

Brutha Dub: lmao

Brutha Dub: some puffy shit?

O.com: yea nigga lol

Brutha Dub: uh huh, ….yeah

Brutha Dub: lol

O.com: lol

O.com: did you get them niggas?

O.com: LOL

Brutha Dub: lol!!!!

Brutha Dub: hold up

O.com: LOL

Brutha Dub: nigga those pics made it even worse

O.com: lol hell naw

Brutha Dub: i gotta get my jermaine dupree on i guess

O.com: LOL

O.com: what?

Brutha Dub: ….this is a so so def remix

Brutha Dub: lol

O.com: LOL!!!!!

O.com: featuring lil bow wow?

Brutha Dub: lol

Brutha Dub: naw that shit got guliani and jayo felony

O.com: lmao nooooooo

Brutha Dub: shit is called body bags

O.com: naw nigga… fabolus and missy

Brutha Dub: lips and hips?

O.com: lmao hell naw body bags?? lol thas skanless

O.com: LOL!!!

Brutha Dub: and more lips

O.com: LMAO!!

Brutha Dub: and some more hips

Brutha Dub: naw nigga that aint scanless

Brutha Dub: that marc jackson trade….

O.com: lol naw fuck it then if its lips nigga

Brutha Dub: that was scanless

Brutha Dub: lol

O.com: do fabolus missy and jay z lol

O.com: oh yea it was

Brutha Dub: lol

Brutha Dub: that is scanless see nigga

Brutha Dub: jimmy walker is the dj

O.com: lmao!!!!!!!

O.com: and mary j singin the hook

Brutha Dub: damn

Brutha Dub: naw put angie stone on the hook

O.com: LOL

O.com: keep the ugly train goin lol

Brutha Dub: lmao

Brutha Dub: scanless ass nigga

O.com: LOL!!

Brutha Dub: should that nigga from 112 join the gap band?

O.com: LMAO!

O.com: damn nigga see your tha skanless one

Brutha Dub: naw brutha i got that shit from you

O.com: your fulla shit home boy

O.com: fuck that lol

Brutha Dub: this nigga pointed at a niggas curl and told him he had a curl

Brutha Dub: kinna shit is that

Brutha Dub: SCANLESS

O.com: LMAO!!!!!

Brutha Dub: thas what it is

O.com: whatever nigga

Brutha Dub: naw nigga not whatever this shit will be documented in the book of

life

Brutha Dub: you did that shit

O.com: lol fuck that shit

Brutha Dub: you even had activator on your finger nigga

Brutha Dub: i saw it

Brutha Dub: it was drippin an shit

Brutha Dub: a nigga slipped and dislocated his hip when that shit came off your

finger

O.com: lmao hell naw nigga

O.com: your hypin it!!

Brutha Dub: naw nigga

Brutha Dub: theo saw it

O.com: but shit… he was rockin the troop jerry curl nigga

Brutha Dub: TROOP?

Brutha Dub: hell naw

Brutha Dub: lmao

O.com: nigga you was there you saw it…

O.com: i just didnt want it to go unoticed

Brutha Dub: its true

O.com: see…

O.com: so how am i scanless…

Brutha Dub: but you didnt have to say troop

Brutha Dub: and point nigga

O.com: he put it out there for muhfuckas to see… i was just helpin HIM out

Brutha Dub: you even verbally communicated the fact

Brutha Dub: he knew nigga

Brutha Dub: he had to spray all that shit on there

O.com: but everybody else didnt

O.com: LOL!!

Brutha Dub: prob lee took him a good hour and a half

O.com: lol

O.com: see now…

Brutha Dub: i dontr see shit

Brutha Dub: your scanless

O.com: if tha muthafucka went thru all that effort…. to do that shit… i

mean… how am i scanless… for helpin him out??

O.com: thas what i dont get….

Brutha Dub: nigga scoured the mall for a glimse at a nigga so he could clown

Brutha Dub: hunted the nigga down

Brutha Dub: with your scanless senses

Brutha Dub: i tried to give the

picture nigga the benifiet of the doubt

Brutha Dub: said it might be jordan on his shit

Brutha Dub: micheal jackson or some shit

Brutha Dub: …no you had to hunt the nigga down to verify

Brutha Dub: …just to clown

O.com: sorry nigga i had to go make some faces

real fast….

O.com: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O.com: but once again….

Brutha Dub: naw nigga

O.com: THAT NIGGA THERE…. went and troubled HISSELF to find a badge necklace….

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!

O.com: THEN! go in his mammas shit… and find a picture of him self…

O.com: STEAL IT…..

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!

O.com: then….. clip it to tha badge shit…. and make it stay…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!

O.com: so he could rock that shit around tha fuckin mall….

Brutha Dub: see nigga

Brutha Dub: scanless

O.com: now… if that muthafucka went thru all that fuckin trouble…

Brutha Dub: damn..

Brutha Dub: that was the guts

O.com: he must have wanted tha public to get something out of it…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!!!!!

O.com: now… i dont know tha stupid bastard personally….

Brutha Dub: scanless

O.com: so i cant tell you tha exact responce tha nigga was shootin for..

O.com: but… hey…. his overall agenda was reached….

O.com: if anything nigga imma philantropist

O.com: helping those who i see need help in achiving thier goals

Brutha Dub: nigga im outta here im finna go see the wash matinee style

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!!!!

Brutha Dub: WHAT????

O.com: oooh aight nigga… tell me how that shit was

O.com: ahh naw nigga listen…

Brutha Dub: your dumb as fuck nigga

O.com: when a muhfucka put on some shit…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!

Brutha Dub: aight

Brutha Dub: tootles

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!

Brutha Dub: shut up nigga

O.com: like lets say…. he gets some finger waves… and some hammer pants..

and some nike cortez right….

O.com: he put that shit on…

O.com: and he had to check tha mirror to make sure he was straight right?

O.com: nigga finger waves aint easy to put in….

Brutha Dub: ok

O.com: nike cortez aint exactly easy to find no more;….

Brutha Dub: and

O.com: this man went thru some shit….

O.com: so… if he put forth alllll that effort…

O.com: at least i could spread the word… and make sure his efforts dont go

unoticed…

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

O.com: now you tell me… am i scanless? or am i tryin to make this world a

better place for people who wouldnt normally get attention?

O.com: if i didnt say shit… muhfuckas would miss out

Brutha Dub: you have a point

O.com: i know i do!

O.com: nigga they are gonna make a new chapter in the bible for me!

O.com: or just put me on the 11

o clock news… one of em… shit… same effect

Brutha Dub: shut up nigga

Brutha Dub: LMAO!!

– and you know whats really sad about this whole shit?

i bet there is some dumb bastard out there who read that whole shit and said to there self… whats wrong with fingerwaves and nike cortex?

lol damn…