he always says lil shit that has me fuckin rollin.
“….. here i have a letter from the national pancake institute that reads: Fuck Waffles! ”
LMAO!!!
“…. dont let me be attacked by a man with a french tickler and a space helmet ….”
lol!!
” ………. have you noticed that mice have no shoulders at all? ”
on slow drivers: ” dont you wish you could have a billboard to broadcast what you think about the person in front of you…………. YOU DRIVE…. LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK……….. SLLLLLLLLLLOW AND SLLLLLLLLLOPPYYYYYYYY…….. ”
LMAO!!!
” you know the best thing about leaving on the sea shore? you only have assholes on three sides of you… and if they come from the shore side… you can hear them spashing towards you ….. ”
dammit he is the fucking guts!!!
George Carlin is funnier than the law allows in many states!!!
I hope to elevate myself from D.C. Curry-status to George Carlin funny in the next 3 years, although it will be hard!
LMAO@Calvin being D.C. Curry status lolol
from Curry to Carlin… that is a mighty large leap.
maybe I’m slow… (I know I’m slow)… but I don’t get the last one, lol
yeah.. Carlin IS the shit and i’mma need for people to realize that.. he always says shit people wish they could say. if you haven’t seen it, try and watch his “You Are All Diseased” show.. that shit is wonderful.