Fuckin MCI

alright MCI, ive about had it!

these gotdamn ads are all the way out of hand.

They have these muthafuckas singing great motown classics, at some psudeo live proformance, stinkin up the joint with thier BULLSHIT! these songs are CLEARLY out of thier damn talent range.
these muthafuckas just suck!
at first they had micheal mcdonald. i didnt know who this guy was for a long time. but apparently he was a member of the doobie brothers. but i dont know anything about them. and with his lackluster, agonizing ass profromances… i dont want to know anything about them muthafuckas. they had his ass up there singing, aint nothing like the real thing. how in the hell he gonna a song called ” aint nothing like the real thing ” and you aint the REAL or ORGINAL composer of the fucking song? not only are you covering somebody elses joint but youre fucking the song up altogether!
Now MCI has some other asshole with a guitar. discribing his efforts as piss poor pathetic, would be a flagrant understatement foreal.
both of the guys ive seen mci come with are tottally devoid of any soul and feeling. damn… if youre gonna bite, at least come with something dope! fuck.

i really hate having to sit thru them shits. it be driving a nigga insane.

and now MCI has the nerve to call a nigga house, on some dont you wanna sign up for mci friends and family and bullshitbullshitbullshit?
No… muthafucka… i dont lol. primarly because your commercials suck. and are painful to sit thru. if them muthafuckas are singing to mci’s friends and family… clearly i am not a part of this fucking group. screw mci… but thankfully for me. i love to give telemarketers a hard time. and harrassing them instead of them harassing me. heh.

7 Responses to “Fuckin MCI”

  1. before i comment, let me just say that it’s a good thing you’re funny, because normally these misspellings would piss me off to no end…but you just continue to crack me up, with your ignorant ass!

    and you know michael mcdonald is AWESOME! ha ha ha. remember that song he did with patti labelle back in the 80s, “on my own?” that shit was wild — and probably the last hit he’ll ever make!

  2. sigh…while i’m commenting on misspellings, let me also point out that i just spelled my own
    muthafuckin
    name
    WRONG…

    it’s too early in the morning and i haven’t had my coffee…that’s what i get for getting smart 🙂

    later, pumpkin!

  3. Man I like almost every song I’ve heard with Michael McDonald…from Yamobethere with James Ingram to Sweet Freedom from the Running Scared soundtrack (you know…that movie with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines!!)….and let’s not forget What A Fool Believes!!

    As for telemarketers I give them the COLD ASS I’m not interested as soon as I get the comfirmation that they are the beasts that they are….they have gotten slick and talk to you like ya’ll are cool when you answer like, “Hey Calvin, how’s it going!”…little do they know that all my friends are black!!! HA HA!!!!!!!!!

  4. Ok, Imma have to send you some old doobie brothers songs. But I will say, Hall & Oates was wayyyy better.

    2 people I hate being called by: Bill collectors and telemarketers. I usually know its them because they be on the phone like, can I speak to maximillian, and I be like, no one lives here by that name… lol

  5. just thought I’d reiterate everything everybody else has said… Michael McDonald is the shit… he’s great. And I KNOW you’ve at least heard the song with Patti LaBelle… his sound defies his look so you might not have known who he was.