My Friday… fuck a Friday Five… that shit is getting more retarded every week. people and thier retarded ass answers is gettin irritating too lol
so imma remix it… here is my friday… the fifth day of the week!
first… let it be known that i am far from sober… but nearing sobrity. but im still on that shit.
i woke up.
got some work done…. but in the middle of that shit… got some bad news. but i handled that shit and hopefully i can roll past it. sigh….. then, finially got the LA Social Club Gallery up. AND YES… there are pictures of blowed max… i think ill link em later… but i dont know lol. around 3 or 5 pm… i dont remember which right now. My girlfriend came over, and i got to enjoy her company… untill she passed out on the venus fly trap… also known ass my bed lol. i have a big ass cali king bed that takes up a cool ass 70% of my room. but the bed is so great it doesnt matter… honestly. its like being with hallie berry but you cant make no money lol. GREAT! but clearly… there ARE draw backs! anyway… after me and marina had our fun… i went upstairs to dennis apt. and end up gettin very blowed. after that… i rolled downstairs back to marina… and got my cuddle on… till i noticed my AIM screen… it was calvin… inviting me to a chat. i end up rollin into this chat. man… i havent been in a chat room of any type on some real chat shit sine 98-99. it was werid… plus yall… i was higher than gas prices. so im sittin there, and these niggas is conversating… Calvin is off his GOTDAMN rocker lol frunk as duck. on that shit! then disappeared. after this nigga calvin computer, Flaco… the gay republican, started actin up and booted him from the whole internet with ruthless agression. i posted up for a min… and conversated with resha kitty and chris… it was cool… i havent posted up in a chat room for a min lol. plus i was waiting for marina to wake her black ass up lol. she finially woke up and i took her too my favorite burger joint in the valley. BIG TIME BURGER! on victory and reseda. ( fuck big fat john… that shit aint all that good and over priced! ) we posted in there, ate and watched americas funniest home videos… man i havnt seent that shit in a cool ass min… what the fuck happen to bob sagget?!?!? he used to be the fucking guts…. the nigga thats on there is on some true bullshit. 8:30 rolls around… big time is closing… and im JUST finishing marinas turkey burger… because she could only eat half…. because they burgers is big as fuck! ( 5.50 for a whole meal it goes down! ) i was blowed as fuck and hungry as hell… so i dogged my shit and polished hers off indeed… rolled back my apt and marina left me… sigh. not like that lol. she went home… she wasnt trying to kick it. she wanted oj time… and honestly yall… i was WAY Too blowed for that… plus… fun was in the atmosphe. and i was enjoying her company, and i wanted her to kick it and have fun with me and my friends… but nooooooooooooo. so fuck it. she took off.. oh well… her lost. her lack of kicking it will kick her in the ass more than several times. and she just gonna have to be mad. fuck it. i dont know. anyway… roll back upstairs to dennis apt.
Yo… what cracks? we drinkin?
IT GOES DOWN!!!
we got a big ass thing of bacardi and some vodka… some sweet and sour… and some other shit i dont remember… all i know is… we came back and took kamakazi shots to the HEAD! dennis girl and her friend came thru… i was already drunk… and then…………. it was time for some music! my cousin RJ came thru… we was out of sweet and sour… him and the homie brick went back to the store and got more… they came back… it goes down countiniously! we drank and drank and drank… jane came thru… we drank and drank and drank… then oj was drunk enough to get it CRUNK!
OJ FAQ # 13: i get too drunk… and there is music playin… im shakin my stankin ass homie! believe that shit… and oh boy i did… me and jane was in the middle of the floor shakin our asses! then…………………..
then……. Get Low came on….
man! thats my shit…
i was fuckin it up…
i started dancing with the chair n shit… left the chair… went back over to jane ( shes black fyi lol ) then back to the chair…. by this time the song is damn near over…
i guess i was too much for the chair… because i broke the fuckin chair!
i snapped OFF the back! something cold… i was embrassed as fuck! niggas killed that shit for like 10 min… i was like fuck it… and layed out on the couch lol i was way too drunk… it was time to lay it down.
by this time… its about 1:20.
these niggas decide… fuck it! lets walk to 7-11!!!
at first… i was cool… dennis marc and brick… mob… then… i got bored and i got rj… yo… lets mob!
we got up and ran outside… liquor bouncin all around in niggas stomachs… i thought i was gonna give it all the way up! but i held it like a champ… inbetween my apt building and the corner… we managed to wild out as much as possible at 1:30 in the gotdamn morning with nobody on the streets.
walked up in dennys on some fuck shit… left out… invaded 7-11. a nigga like me got some crumb donuts. this nigga rj tho lol got a fuckin lunchable! lol gotdamn lol anyway. on the way back… me and marc walked up in the HOLE In the wall spot called Club Reseda… now… i dont have a problem with mexicans. i grew up in LA… all i know is mexicans, i grew up with mexicans. but there is nothing BUT mexicans in Club Reseda! and when me and this nigga marc walked in there… it was all eyes on us. we went in there because one of the bartendars was suppose to be fine. eeehhhhhhhhhh she was ALRIGHT… she had that cold rack tho and she was proud to show that shit off lol. So… we are all walking back to the building… and rj and i decide… fuck it nigga… lets keep walkin! dennis brink and marc was like fuck all that. we are going inside.. rj and i…. mobbed! we hicked a cool TWO miles up the street! from saticoy to parthenia! all thru neighborhoods n shit… wavin at people… talkin all loud… me and this nigga talked about all kinda shit lol… frunk shit! like nigga… i wouldnt be airing my bidness like this if i wasnt so fucked up.
so… 3 oclock rolls around and rj and i hit the apt building. fresh off a long ass walk lol. sober! lol or so we thought! we go BACK up to dennis apt… everybody is still up and kicking it… this nigga calvin ( not killacal ) is back from jamaica. tellin us how much they smoked out there and what not. Niggas was playin Tekken 4… so i jumped on the sticks… im pretty cold in tekken… but i swear i dont know WHAT The fuckin problem has been with me lately. i guess i be too blowed when i play. now mind you i thought i was sober… till i sat down… and a nigga was leant all to the side n shit lol. so im frunk still playin tekken. 4 am rolls around and its time to raise the hell up lol. its late yall.
i come back to this muthafucka and check my computer for lingering AIM messages n shit… and its this nigga calvin… who was FRUNK AS DUCK on some serious shit earlier… has left me a message. Nigga… i know youre not around. But Shanna is having a baby. peace.
i couldnt believe that shit.
who is shanna?
honestly… shanna is just some retard internet girl who be lyin to niggas who will listen to her. but ill admit. shanna USED to be cool with a nigga. and i wont go into Calvin and shanna relationship… or ours lol. but gotdamn… that nigga thru me for a couple of loops with that shit. lol but. shes probably fulla shit. she aint shit… she will never be shit… baby or no baby. Internet person… or real life. Screw her… with the whole black and decker catalouge.
So now… its 4:45 and i chooped it up with this nigga calvin for a cool min… informed this nigga on other peoples reaction on him showing his ass earlier lol but this nigga has pulled one of his famous whoodi AIM moves… and i have been typing this whole entry in the mean time… which im pretty sure is fucking long by now. And me and this nigga RJ are listening to old tracks from when the homies was rappin as a group ( them niggas is all doing thier own thing now ). reminiscing about pre 2000. when niggas was back in fontana… and … shit was just different.
but that was my day.
and now its time to lay it down….
oh… time out… lets not forget one of the guttiest moment of the night.
dennis girl busted out with some OLD SHIT…
she said somebody was…. SHIESTY! lol can you believe that shit?
imma bring it back yall!! Shiesty!
niggas be rockin throw back jerseys… that nigga oj has throw back slang!
what yall know about it! IT GOES DOWN!
just like my head to pillows in less than five min.
but first…. a piss must be taken!