For $5,000 Would You…

before i ask this question…
let me explain why i say, “Would you, for 5g’s”, because 5g’s aint alot of money… but it is, but it aint lol. its enough for you to say fuck it… i aint doing that shit!! but its enough to pay off some bills and buy something you been wanting to save up for.
you know what time sayin?
but chances are, if you would do it for 5k, youd do it for 50 bucks too lol.

So now, on to my question.

Would you, for Five Thousand Smackers, kiss a mentally retarded person? not just any mentally retarded person. window lickin, noise making, droolin sometimes, walk funny, talk funny. all that… im not crackin jokes. im talkin about all the shit people mock when they speak on mentally retarded individuals.
And im not talkin about a peck… im talkin about a open kiss in the mouth, touge kiss. for at least 20 seconds.

Think about it, visually see your self doing that shit.
you know you went to highschool with somebody that meets tha criteria.
Could you?
Would you?
lol