Uhmah Park


i know alot of people on the net

a couple years ago… i was on the net… on voice chat… BORED as shit ( fyi: i dont chat any more and i hate voice chat ). Anyway, i was talkin shit to somebody… and then… tha room started to shake……..

I live in Califorina… out here… tha masses ( not everybody ) dont worry about earthquakes. However… SOOOOON as you THINK….. just THINK one is about to strike… you kinda just stop… pause… and wait to see whats goin on before you make your self look stupid and have your fellow califorians laugh at yo paranoid ass ( or look at you kinda strange because they will start to assume you are under the influence of some kind of drugs ). So your standing/sitting there, holding your breath, face froze, listening closely, eyes surveying the area ( not big or excited or anything like that… you dont want to give away that your about to attempt to save your life and take cover ) to check for any sign of anything shaking thats not suppose to be and if your fellow califorians realize that there could possibly be an earthquake about to pop off… chances are… it isnt a earthquake… and if you have a slick bone in your body. nobody knows that you are over there trippin. However… if it is an earthquake… you find your self somethin to get under… and ride it out… hope for the best and all that. Because if you die in a earthquake, chances are it was your time, because you have no warning so there is nothing to attempt to get away from lol… but they never last longer than 30 seconds anyway. After you finish panicing… its over.

…. so im sitting there talkin shit to the homies in chat… on voice chat… and tha room started to shake… so i instantly thought i was trippin ( because this is USUALLY the case ) but no… this time… it was an earthquake… so im like… hey yall hear that? tha room is shaking… damn… its an earthquake… i look in the chat screen and all i see is… OJ IS GONNA DIE!! YOUR GONNA DIE! YOUR HOUSE IS GONNA FALL ON YOUR HEAD AND KILL YOU! RUN RUN!! and all kinda other shit. and im like ahh yall is trippin… its not shaking that hard. Of coruse… as i say that shit… tha wall shakes a lil bit harder… and my desk and chair…… shifted. ok… im like… well… time out… my chair moved… ill be back. so i go over to tha door and ride out the earthquake. Mean while i hear these asses swearing on there system resouces that my final days have come and this earthquake is gonna kill my black ass.

i come back to my shit… and theeeese muthafuckas is talkin about how deadly and scary earthquakes are. This information is comming from the same people who stay in a part of the country named “TORNADO ALLEY” and the south east part of the US… where if my memory serves me correct… have a muthafuckin HURRICANE… EVERY YEAR… at DAMN NEAR… tha same damn time… And these these people from the east coast… who swear they sittin pretty… but! they shit is done in too!

Buss it tho…

you can earthquake proof a building…. Los Angeles has a LOT of skyscrappers which all meet specfic building codes that state the building wont fuckin topple over if in the event an earthquake strikes. These buildings have stood the test of several earthquakes and are indeed safe, except for some of the older ones. And them muhfuckas usually get condimed or just fall over all together so a newer building is put in its place and its safe. Another thing we know about earthquakes is that they usually strike between the hours of 4 am to about 8 am at the latest… once however…. one kicked off during 5pm… but that shit has only happen once in 22 years ( far as i can remember ). One thing we DO NOT have however… is a warning… when shit get to shaking… its just gonna fuckin shake… and every-damn-body is gonna be surprised, and thats just it…. even tho there are a couple of ghetto myths that say if its hot at night for no damn reason… there will proably be a quake tha next morning… my dad called it once… i was bee-fuckin-hooved. but…all in all… ME… here in cali… im pretty damn safe as far as natural diasters go….. the gang violence, regular violence, random violence, police violence, high speed chaces, muthafuckas that cant drive, and other fucked up shit that could possibly happen to a muhfucka that is a resident ( or visiting ) of the state, thas another story….

But enter the devistating natural diaster… The Tornado.

One can not “Tornado Proof” a muthafucking building or trailer park lol. You can ATTEMPT to drive during a tornado… but wait… dont let tha muhfucka take that turn in your direction! Because guess what? you shit up a creek AND OR several feet into tha sky… you AND ya muthafuckin car. What happens when you stay in your house and ride it out? ok… your in the basement, pissed off because you havent cleaned tha muhfucka out like you was suppose to and now you, your kin, some rats and other miscelanious rodents are down there riding out twrilling cold business. PRAYING that your house is still there once tha smoke clears…. AND If tha shit is still there… NOW your praying that there isnt a fucking BUS in tha family room rested on tha fire place upside down still running or some other odd shit like that. You have YOUR WHOLE STREET fucked over… tha streets you can barely drive down… there is SHIT every where… just SHIT…. YO shit… YO homie shit… YO neighbor shit… and EVERYBODY ELSES shit… scatared all over tha fuckin place.

Warning.. Yes… they get a “warning” but is it really worth a shit? You know tha shit is comming… yes… BUT! what do you do to prepare? no matter WHAT you do… your shit is gonna be folded if it comes your way…. if your board your windows and fill up tha bath tubs… fiiiiiiiiine… whos to stay that hot TREE wont come speeding thru tha damn wall at 100 plus mph? then there goes all your hard ass work… IN VAIN… because once tha tree comes thru… everything is gone to hell… your car is in tha next county n shit… some strangers wifes stankin ass draws is all across your yard… everything is really really fucked up.

When a earthquake comes… everything falls not too far from where it was…. car is still on all four wheels… all that shit. Too me… this sounds a hell of alot better than a gotdamn tordano… WHICH can strike at ANYtime of tha damn DAY… if they discover at 2 am… tha a tornado will probably hit at 4 am… everybody is proabably gonna be just as shocked as tha muhfuckas who had to ride out that 5:23 earthquake. And if its DARK your even MORE fucked… because you cant see tha muhfucka commin!!! and on top of all that shit than can go wrong… it could be fuckin raining DURNING the tornado… IT NEVER rains during an earthquake! and hardly ever after. Furthermore… Middle america gets fucked over by Tornados EVERY YEAR! on schedule… now… i might think on some werid shit… but i know a fucked up situation when i see one.

Next we have tha cousin to the Tornado…The Hurricane… Which fucks shit up about the same amount… only thing is tha wind just blows in one damn direction… which means your shit is at tha end of tha block with everybody elses shit. Cars dont really go no where. There do be shit every where… shit do be fucked up. Not as much as a tornado… but WAY more than a earthquake. one thing thas more fucked up than a tornado tho… during a hurricane… its almost GUARENTTED to rain! which adds a whole new way to make shit worse than it really has to be.

Then we come to the East Coast and northern part of the country…. no real natural disaters here… just another fucked up situation because when it gets hot… they SWELTER in humidity… because of all tha damn vegatation over there… AND… when its cold… its HELLA damn cold… for HELLA long… hella cold for hella long ( sound like some johnny cochren shit huh? its HELLA COLD… FOR HELLA LONG.. YOU MUST MOVE ON! lol ) when its hot out there… muhfuckas act like tha world is in its final hours and shit is all gone to hell. And when its cold… its for for MONTHS… businesses and everything else shut down… you cant go no where… you cant do shit except… be fucking cold…

Now you tell me doesnt tha ground shaking every couple years.. just ONCE sound pretty damn good? along with swell weather?

you tell me…

*thumbs up*

*side note* there is a fuckin earthquake ( that i didnt feel ) out here that VERY NEXT DAY! kinda shit is that? ( brutha dub called me a Truth Sayer )


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