dont you hate these?

one of the homies emailed me this…

so fuck it… ill post it here… im bored as hell

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

On one of those big ass undevloped peices of land in fontana, with all kinda spiffy shit on the property. them shits be like 20 acres lol

2. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

shorts. i like the heat

3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

hmm… well… i dont have a favorite… imma fan of a nice female body… from head to ankle……………. yes… ankle… i hate feet. well…. sometimes… im picky about feet. i guess i just have to REALLY like the girl.

4. WHAT’S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

Eminem and Blackalious… both them shits is tight

5. WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE

i like to be paid lol

but phyically… i dont have a favorite place

6. WHERE’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

DMV oh my muthafuckin GOD. i fuckin HATE the gotdamn DMV… that is tha worst fuckin place on this gotdamn earth ( after arizona ). why do it seem like the ugliest people in the gotdamn district be at tha fuckin DMV?!?! just fuckin folded… do good lookin people know something that other people dont… and then.. FUCK THAT… i aint ugly… WHY AM I THERE?!?!?!

fuck the gotdamn DMV… and the janky individuals that work at that muthafucka

7. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?

my back… but… i cant get a fucking back massage for shit ( well i could… i just refuse to pay for it ).

thas another story tho.

8. STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY

mind.

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

does 11:30 still count as the morning? lol

i TRY for 9 or 8… but that shit never works

10. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?

salad shooter and my knife ( please spare me your sorry ass jokes )

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

a missed oppertunity(sp)

12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

i dont know why when i tell people that i used to play the alto sax… they are super surprised… but i would pick it back up if i had the interest still. i started because i wanted to play the pink panther theme. i dont giva fuck… that shit is fuckin tight. i downloaded it long time ago… i be blastin it when everytime i run across it in my folder of mp3’s

13. FAVORITE COLOR?

orange

14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

sports car.

luxury sports car… infiniti Q45

SUV’s are just hype ass station wagons. car companies have sucessfully pulled the wool over muthafuckas eyes lol… fuck i look like rollin a big ass soccer mom SUV? i dont care if a muhfucka gets super jiggy with it… big rims.. sound system… the whole nine… its still a station wagon on a buncha hype… bigger and higher off the ground, so you can fit more lil brats in the shit.

15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

ummm… you know… i never thought about shit like that… because im thinkin imma eventually find out.

16. FAVORITE CHILDREN’S BOOK?

hm…. i dont remember.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

Summer time…. im allergic to the cold

18. WHAT’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

Chores all together as a whole… im lazy, fuck that.

ill do em… i just dont like to…

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

hell if i know.. what kinda nerdy ass comic book question is that?

but ehhh… you know… lol now that i kinda think about it. i couldnt see me using my powers for good too often lol.

not saying that i wouldnt use em for evil ( which ever powers i wanted ). but save the world?? psshh fuck that… thats a lotta fuckin work…. and the pay sucks… every super hero had to have a fuckin day time job… im not a bad person… but umm… sorry… there aint that much fuckin good in my heart… especially for no damn return. fuck that shit 3 good times… nice and fuckin hard. tha city and kiss my black ass… if anything tho… id have to be on some super man shit… he only got live when he saw some shit going down… i couldnt be on no batman shit… bored as fuck… patroling the streets lol waiting for something to happen… lol thas some rich white boy shit for you right there… dont have to work too hard, so they find other retarded shit to get into… im surprised nobody has really tried that shit yet.

20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

fuck a tatto… thats unessicary pain. for what? some shit thats gonna get old in 3 months? and whats with muthafuckas puttin tattos on places they cant see tha shit? im sorry… thats some stupid shit… why pay the money if you can only see tha shit when you contort your body in some fucked up manor in a mirror? and besides… that shit is gonna be backwards when YOU look at it reguardless. eehh to me… tats are for other people… and i say… FYMF ( fuck yall muthafuckas ). it aint that damn serious.

half the muthafuckas with tats cant even tell you why they got tha shit… ” ummm because they are cool ” ” errr i dont know i just got it ”

stupid shit.

21. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

naw man naw…

22.THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

couldnt really say…. ive only recently begun to miss people. that shit is a new emotion for me ( if you wanna say it is one ). i cant really imagine nobody that ive known that has passed wanting to say more to me than they did.

23. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

every day.

24. WHAT’S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

a buncha bullshit.

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

burger… turkey burger… mmmmmm *homedrool*

26. FAVORITE CUSS WORD?

all of em..

lol ok i made that up…

the last couple of questions arent applicable.