Direct TV Just Lost My Business Forever!

In this commercial, Direct TV would have you believe that being up for anything is a bad idea. Well I have news for you direct tv, Im usually up for anything. Further more and more importantly, I would LOVE to reenact scenes from Platoon with the Warlock himself!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Direct TV?!?! This sounds like an awesome idea!!! How does this not sound like a good ass time to me!! What am I missing here?! Is Charlie Sheen using live ammo or something? What? This sounds super fun to me. So fuck Direct TV. Im cool. Id rather keep Cable, record which ever show while Im out jumping over Charlie Sheens furniture with a M-16 or some wild shit like that LOL!

Direct TV’s selling point was something about record multiple shows. My cable DVR records two shows at once. Honestly, this is RARELY an inconvenience lol. Realistically, being able to record a bunch of shows at the same time is a selling point for you, youre probably fat. OR hella lazy, or no gotdamn fun lol. Thats a lot of gotdamn TV watching for that to be a solid selling point for you. If youre watching that much TV, you need an outdoors hobby. LOL get out and play or something. Gotdamn