Uhmah Park

You can fuck with this bullshit right here if you mutahfuckin want to… but a nigga like me? This gotdamn song makes me wanna cause myself harm.

I remember the first time I heard this bullshit. This very video was playing in the background of some place I was at. I was kinda blowed, so I thought I was trippin. I was wondering if the niggas who sang the song was ever gonna actually START singing the fucking song. But I didnt really pay that much attention to it. Then it felt like a fucking hour passed and they was still on the muthafuckin same ass fucking part.

I just made a new category on here called Music Video Reviews… inspired by my wanting to talk shit about this song publicly because I still feel the fucking effects of that shit being on in the background for what seemed like 10 fucking hours. But not really, because honestly Ive been trying to avoid this gotdamn song and especially the fucking video since that fateful damn day. I didnt know who it was by, I didnt know the name of the fucking song, i didnt know shit. I didnt wanna know shit. But then here comes this nigga Dell, trying to make his point on a joke that (in hindsight) I could have stayed the fuck in the dark for lol. The nigga made the joke, I didnt even ask what the fuck a solider boy was. I thought it the nigga who did the Throw Some D’s shit. (I’ll talk about that shit one day too). But oh no, it was a far worse truth than that. sigh… fuckin shit.

Anyway. Total, id say ive watched maybe 54 full seconds of this video.

OH time the hell out… as im talking shit, Dell links me to the BAY version of this video… lets peep this shit and see if its any better.

… wow… so after actually sitting through THIS shit, Ive watched alot more of this video through proxy, and oh boy…. The only thing this boy is a Solider for is the, Dont Ask Dont Tell Gay Rapper Attempted UnderCover Not-so-Stealthy Crew.  DADTGRAUCNSC… for short? Anyway… Now these niggas have an official dance. And this appears to be it, Hoe-ray nigga. So the next time you see a nigga doing this bullshit in the street, assume the obvious lol.

See, these niggas are giving white people in hiphop a bad name… why you ask? Because alot of people think white people get into hiphop first listening to shit like this lmao.  ( JUST JOKES LMAO)

Please be warned though, dont watch that video if you dont wanna end up actually liking any thing about this song. Because this shit is actually better. This aint the greatest shit ever by any stretch, dont get me wrong. But its so much better than the original, it made me like this version lol. How bout that shit?

Oh well, its too bad the nigga thats trying to get niggas to ‘Aquaman that hoe’ (which is the fucking GUTS by the way lmao) stage name is ‘Ya Boy’. Which might actually be the most rediculious fucking name for a nigga to give himself since a nigga decided to name himself ‘The Game’ . I was floored when I heard a nigga was actually walking around calling himself the game. And fuck was I embarrassed when I heard he was from Compton AND a G-Unitian lmao (I like 50, but G Unit is wack).

Honestly its hard enough for me to even fucking admit I actually like The Game. And I honestly did refuse to fuck with that man because of his name (and the perpetual fucking name dropping, jesus christ). Same goes for Fabulous, just cant fucking do it.

But… YA BOY? as in the end of a ‘HOLLA AT YA BOY’?  So um, im guesing um, what this guy is trying to do is… uhhh Automatically wedge his silly ass into that popular ‘hiphop’ sign off? Be that nigga everybody is talking about when niggas grant each other a farewell?  Sigh…

More niggas need to ask themselves when picking out a stage name… How will white people sound when saying ‘buy this album’ on tv? Im sure everyone seeing “Ya Boy” not going so smooth. No matter what… this shit is gonna sound lame as fuck. But most important thing to that equation is: Does it sound lame enough that even white people wont buy your album? If the answer is yes, Then you might wanna go with something else homie. really lol.  Its a shame too because the nigga aint half bad. But fuck the dumb, I dont think imma renig on this one hear like I did The Game lol. And fucking Starbucks, but thats another story lol.

For now, good luck getting this wack shit out of your head lol.