Sports Archives - Uhmah Park

I dont know why, but I love info graphics. Maybe its because im a visual person. I found this yesterday on the lakers twitter page and realized that Ive watched most of this happen. Ive been a laker fan all my life. I remember Kobe’s first game. I remember when he crossed ol boy up at the 3 point line and dunked on the future 3 time defensive player of the year lol.
I watch about 60 out of 82 laker games a year, not counting the playoffs. Ive watched most of the stuff on this infographic happen. Its been awesome so far!


This was way too awesome. I feel like this is the reason Ron changed his name. So there could be moments like this!! LMAO!!! Im a big Ron Artist aka @MettaWorldPeace fan. Im glad to see him playing better this season. At least in the last two games. I think he has found his groove.

A lot of people think the whole Metta World Peace thing is dumb. I like it. When he announced the change, he said something like the wanted to promote world peace. He wanted to get people talking about it and for it to be out there or whatever. I cant really bring myself to hate on something like that, or think its dumb. Not that I’d take that option or ever suggest it for anybody lol. And with his name, hate it or love it or think its dumb, the phrase “World Peace” jumps out of your mouth and from your finger tips a lot more than it used to. Which is the point. Rather you think its dumb or not.

Kevin Harland said this his name like he was trying to promote peace through force, rather than diplomacy! lmao


The Autumn Wind

The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
swaggering boisterously
His face is weather beaten
He wears a hooded sash
With his silver hat about his head
And a bristly black moustache
He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He’ll knock you ’round and upside down
And laugh when he’s conquered and won.

People often complain about Raider Fans. We’re one of the most criticized set of fans in the world, across any sport. They say we’re bad people, we’re rowdy as hell, we’re violent, we’re crazy, they call us degenerates and whatever else.    To that Raider fans always say, “And? What are you gonna do about it?” We’re OK with that being our image and what people think of us. We prefer you think that of us. We like what we’re about. We dont want to be nice, we dont want to be your friend. We dont want you to not hate us. We want to be hated by every one. Because we hate every one.

Read the words Ive posted above. It will tell you every thing we’re about. The team and the fans. We are not the hero’s. We are the villains. We’re coming to rob you of your gold, your women, your pride, all that. We want it all. We want to hurt you. Even if we lose the game, we’re going to win the fight. You call it poor sportsmanship. We call it FUCK YOU! Thats OK with us. We’re the only team in the league that voted against the anti touch down celebration rules. Its really not a game or an act. Its what it is.

I dont care how much the Raiders lose, people talk a lot of shit to me. But Im not moving. It is what it is. And when we start winning again. Because, we WILL be on top again.. The shit I will be talking will be epic. Trust me!

Im optimistic about this year, but if you ask my friends, Im optimistic about every year, until I see different. Last year we didnt lose to any team in our division. We may not have gone to the playoffs, but we didnt lose to the Chiefs, Broncos or Chargers. So this year I want to see a repeat of that and more. Its time to make waves, we’ve been down long enough.

I PRAY they move back to LA. I’d feel kinda bad for Oakland. But it is what it is. They would have a brand new stadium and be in a market/city to attract better players, no matter what our record. That would be fucking great, The Lakers and The Raiders would be right next to each other. A dream come true!


Its that time of year again, Raider Nation is ready to go super hard for the Silver and Black! There is nothing better than being a Raider fan.. Because we not only think shit like this is ok, but we LOVE IT!!!!

 

This is what being a Raider and a Raider fan is all about! And the best part about it is, we dont care how anybody else feels about it.


We applaud shit like this. Fuck the penalty. You step on that field, youre liable to get fucked up!

McClain fucked this man up! He body slammed the fuck out of him! This was fucking awesome. Fuck Fox and CBS for not airing the damn game. Im so mad I didnt see this live.

You see all those Raider fans cheering? You hear that punk ass announcer talking shit? Youre right punk ass announcer, this isnt the WWF, this is Raider Footbal!!! OVERStand it!!

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I hear its necessary, but I hate it. I can’t wait to get to the regular season. Although Im not a football person. I didnt play football. So I dont know everything thats going on, on the field, so preseason isnt all that great to me. I need the damn season to start. I’m anxious to see how my Raiders are gonna get busy this year.

I start off every Raider season pretty optimistic. Even with Jamarcuss at QB. I dont care. Thats just who I am. I ride with my team. I dont care what the Raiders are going through, or if Al Davis doesnt want to die or give up control of the team. I dont care. its Win Lose or Tie Raiders till I DIE! But I’m super anxious to see our team with a new and better QB. Hopefully Al doesnt make those calls to the sideline this year. We have a few backs who can get busy. Im convinced we are going to the playoffs this year. Especially if we can stop the run. We are going to be unstoppable. I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks, or their punk ass facts or whatever.

We are the best franchise in league. We will be on top again!!

In other news… I also want to see hits like this!

FOR GAME!!!!

I remember watching this game. That shit was great.


So my Los Angeles Lakers have repeated as NBA Champions for the who knows how manyith time ( like 6th ). Here I sit basking in Victory. Reeking of Revenge. Im pretty big on Revenge. I love it. I love it so much. I had to look for something more than that. I like to call it Pre-Venge. An Idea I got from George Bush lol.

We went to The Rack in Woodland Hills to watch the game. The place filled up 30 minutes before tip off. The fire marshalls showed up and everything. They stop letting people in. It was crazy.

By the forth quarter I started to get nervious. They were down. Everybody in the building was nervious! But I was still convinced we were going to pull out a victory! Insert crazy ass OJ Rant, HERE:

And then what happen? Fish hit that 3! And we were on our way to number 16 baby!!! FUCK YEA!

A Championship, plus revenge!! Plus it was the FAILtics (celtics) we beat too?! For Victory and Revenge!!? By the end of the game, I was sweating, voice was gone, all that!

I love the Lakers, I grew up in LA. And as long as ive been alive, they have been winning titles. 10 since I was born. Ive been to most of the victory parades. I hate the Failtics more than anything I can think of lol. I dont hate on other things so I can feed my irrational hate of the Celtics. I live to beat them. Even if the Lakers arent going to make the playoffs, even if they are in last place! It doesnt matter lol. I was them to fail and us to prevail!!

And nothing could be sweeter than seeing Ron Artest, who has quickly became one of my favorite Lakers ever, get in front of a camera every time he got a chance and be himself!

then… I GOT WHEATIES!!!!!!!