Music Archives - Uhmah Park

Easy on my balls, they’re fragile as eggs.

April 18, 2013

I’m just sittin’ right, in my class at a quarter to ten right? Waiting patiently for the class to begin right? Teacher says “open up your texts and read the first paragraph on Oral sex!” I said “Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!” The girl next to me said “what’s wrong with you miss? This is a lesson that Makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!” I said “Don’t try to use no hypnotic spell!” She said “Be my assistant, I’d show rather tell!” My knees buckled heart started to drop My dick […]

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Bitch Dont Kill My Vibe Remix

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March 19, 2013

I so need to start blogging more often lol. Anyway, this shit is fucking awesome. Jay came through on his verse, but its clear that K dot was having none of that out shine me on my own song shit. Thats what the fuck I’m talking about. “When I heard that thing he sent back I said to myself, ‘I can’t be no floozy on this mother—er for sure’,” he said. “All them years of being in the studio, all them years of writing, all them years of freestyling and just being a student of the game don’t mean […]

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#MyFollowersRandomPlaylist Vol 1

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December 10, 2012

The other day I asked my followers on twitter and facebook to name the first song that came to mind when they saw the post. I was being random and it turns out that my the resulting list of songs were random; some of my friends and followers are pretty gotdamn random lol. So I thought I’d put together a playlist of the songs my peoples posted. Im not a huge fan of a lot of the songs posted, but thats not the point. I guess you can call it a social experiment. Dont ask me what purpose it serves […]

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You Wanna Talk Genocide? Not a problem.

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September 5, 2012

ITS THE RIDDLEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I know a lot of people dont remember or forgot about this track. Its one of my favorite Wu / Method Man tracks of all time. I dont know why its not on my ipod, but that really doesnt have much to do with much right now. But I aint happy about it. Anyway.. Batman Forever was one of my favorite Batmans as well, the first round of Batmans, that is. I always thought Method Man tore this beat down. Method man being a lot of people favorite Wu-Tang Clan member is well deserved. The only Method […]

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Sucker Fuckin MC’s!

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December 16, 2011

This is the best cover of an old school rap track ever. But this shit is so old, its damn near old school lol. I used to have this whole album, its called “In Tha Beginning There Was Rap” The funniest part about this album was that Too Shorts “Freaky Tales” was on this album being covered by Snoop. But Too Short was on the album covering “I Need A Freak” LMAO! and it was bangin too!!! I need to find this shit again, it was stolen form me back in the day.

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Jaan Pehechaan Ho

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December 12, 2011

I LOVE THIS SHIT!!! Soon as I heard it on this Heineken Commercial, I had to hear the full version! I dont understand a gotdamn thing this man is saying or singing about. But judging from the video its some extra groovy super live shit! How can you not dance like some kinda asshole when thit shit comes on?! They certainly did in the Heineken Commercial! That was extra great by the way! I wish I could find a bunch of other shit just like this! This is like Punjab Swing Music or something. I love it! If you want […]

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Niggas In Carnegie Hall

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December 9, 2011

Music News I cant front, I REALLY want to go see this. I want to see Jay-Z preform in Carnegie Hall, I think that would be fuckin awesome for tons of reasons. I want to see what kind of special show he puts on for Carnegie Hall. I also want to see the type of crowd that attends the event. Im sure he isnt gonna totally censor his self. And Im sure there are going to be a lot of special guest performers who come out on stage. Speaking of Niggas In Paris, I also really want to go to […]

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Erykah Badu – The Other Side Of The Game

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July 5, 2011

Earlier, @Huny asked for Karaoke song suggestions. She said she was partial to Badu. Then I suggested “Certainly” or “The Other Side Of The Game”. And this song has been STUCK in my head every since lol. But, this is one of my favorite songs of all time. I dont know why. Maybe its the bass. I dont know. Its an awesome song though. And if you know me, you know I like R&B all that much. I remember when this song came out. I always liked it, but I didnt really understand it. I was young. I Didnt understand it until […]

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King Tubby – Badness Dub

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July 1, 2011

One day I was suffering the net, years ago. When people still thought it was cool to put a mp3 player on their website and have it automatically load, like maybe you didnt have your own music playing while you surfing (cruising) the internet. I was clicking around, link to link, site to site. Then I landed on some random site; I dont remember the name at all. But I do remember King Tubbys Badness Dub started to play. I had never heard it before; and at the time I really didnt enjoy slower reggae music. I had never heard […]

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Billie Jean is a gotdamn liar

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May 24, 2011

If you really pay attention to Mikes face, he is serious about not having fathering Billie Jeans child. I WISH hope and fucking PRAY that one day, there is some girl on the Maury Povich show named Billie Jean. And the guy who she thinks is the father, really isnt. I HOPE AND FUCKING PRAY that guy is up on his Micheal Jackson moves and does at LEAST some of this routine in his celebration dance. Because there is ALWAYS a dance or some kind of celebration. Oh, and sings the song of course. THAT would be way too awesome!! […]