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Cybergoth dance function under a bridge

“If yall dont get yall friends… “ That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. That’s what we used to say about ravers in high school when we used to watch them dance at lunch or something. “NOPE! Them is YO friends!” I never thought I’d see this ever in my life. Until I thought about it. Then I felt dumb. Of course this was bound to happen OJ, dont be dumb. Shit like this is never not funny. They was getting down. The guy with the horn in all white, killed the whole thing with […]

Cedric Ceballos – Flow on

Im very upset this is a real thing.  I didnt know this existed until today, thanks to JD. smh. asshole lol. I tried not to click on it, but based on a few jokes, I couldnt resist. Im posting this here because I dont believe I should have to be the only one who didnt know this bullshit existed; is mad its a real thing; and who cant help but click it, because they cant believe its a real thing. This video has two scenes. After watching for a while, I thought it was going to be one scene, but […]

Ray J’s “I Hit It First” read by Morgan Freeman

I’ve never heard the full, real version of this song. And now, thanks to this awesome reading, I will never have to. And if you havent heard the real song, dont worry about it. Just sit back and let the best Morgan Freeman impersonator read the lyrics as if they were an elegant poem. I really wish it was the real Morgan Freeman would have put this out. It wouldve been way too awesome!!   Id point out some choice lyrics in this reading, but the whole thing is just……………………….. HA! I really dont know what else to say lol.

Remember when you were a little kid and completely insignificant things seemed like the most important events in the entire world? Well, that same logic applies to some students in college too. For whatever reason, a certain percentage of dudes in frats and chicks in sororities tend to obsess over social events, and earlier this week, we were all reminded of that via an absolutely hysterical email from a sorority member from Maryland who was furious at her sisters for acting like shy weirdos and whiny little bitches at recent events during Greek Week. It was later leaked to Gawker, and it’s since been making the rounds.

Given how serious it takes itself and how brilliant much of the phraseology is, the geniuses over at Funny Or Die recognized its hilarious potential almost immediately and enlisted Premium Rush and Boardwalk Empire star Michael Shannon for an overly dramatic reading. Not surprisingly, it wound up being hysterical, and it’s trending on its own merits now.

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Dont catch a Cunt Punt, Bitch!

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon Lets file this shit right here under videos you shouldnt watch at work. Even with ear buds/headset or what have you. This is classic lol. My homegirl sent me this earlier, and im not going to lie, i wasnt going to watch this shit at all lol. My friends send me tons of shit during the day, some of it I actually find funny, some of it is YEARS old, some of it…. just… lose my gotdamn contact information asshole. But this shit right here; I hit play […]

OJ The Snowman Hut

This man Eman is fucking dumb lmao. Out of complete bordom, a few years back, this man decided to go out in the front yard and built a snow man and named it OJ the snow man because I believe snow is a creation of the Devil himself (because it most definitely is). So this year, randomly out of no where; here comes Eman again, with a new version of OJ the Snowman, with a damn story. LMAO   Snowman: psst Me: …. Snowman: PSST!!! Me: Jesus Christ are you fucking kidding me…again? Snowman: WHAT CRACKS MY NIGGA?!?! Me: Thisisntreal thisisntreal thisisntreal […]

My Daddy Owns This Plantation!!!!

  Mixed kids be so confused lol. The White half of my friend Monique wants to oppress me. The other half wants to join in on the work the White half is trying to get all her black friends to do. Because the Black half is the white half’s slave lol; clearly lol. What kinda shit is that?! lmao I love Monique! Mixed (Black and White) Kids are dangerous as fuck. You know why? Because they are just as ignorant as most niggas, but just as ABSURD as most white people. And of course you do know; nobody beats White […]

A Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Cover by DMX

  This was fucking awesome! The other day the homie Eman sent me a text in the middle of a meeting that said “Nigga… youtube ‘DMX RUDOLPH’  like right now”. If you know me, you know the chances of me actually following through on some shit like that are SLIM lol. But for whatever reason, after the meeting  I remembered and said fuck it, let me look real fast, I love DMX interviews. THANK GOD I DID!!!!! LOL I hate Xmas for the most part. However, there are 3 things about Xmas I like. The spending of money that goes […]

I believe a wall post is a binding legal contract that can override a terms of service agreement.

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos LMAOOOO ive been wondering what the hell this was about! I never get passed the first couple of sentences because its clear bullshit lmao. IF you sign up for a web service for free, what you are doing is giving them data and content to make money off of; and in turn, you get to use their service. facebook is not a birth right lol. Nothing is free people. Jack asses lol.

How not to take company profile photos

First let me say that Im only freelancing at the place. Im not officially an employee. This information is pertinent because the homie was the person responsible for taking the company profile photos. We were yapping it up while he was setting the camera up and somebody asked if I was taking a picture. I was like nah, I dont officially work here. The homie was like, yea go take some test shots; then that turned into us taking test shots of how you should not take company shots profile shots lmao. It was hilarious.  I am not THIS ignorant lol. These wont be […]