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Direct TV Just Lost My Business Forever!

March 22, 2012

In this commercial, Direct TV would have you believe that being up for anything is a bad idea. Well I have news for you direct tv, Im usually up for anything. Further more and more importantly, I would LOVE to reenact scenes from Platoon with the Warlock himself!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Direct TV?!?! This sounds like an awesome idea!!! How does this not sound like a good ass time to me!! What am I missing here?! Is Charlie Sheen using live ammo or something? What? This sounds super fun to me. So fuck Direct TV. Im cool. Id […]

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ESPN is the 1%

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December 19, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RArtnaLkwr4 This commercial is kind of hilarious. Scott Van Pelt ignored the hell out of this dude lol. Instead of supporting the small business man, this guy choose to support the automatic job killing vending machine of some major corporation. Shame on you Scott Van Pelt and ESPN. You’re sending a bad message… no matter how funny it is lol.

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COQ ROQ

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June 9, 2011

I remember a lot of commercials Ive seen over the years randomly. The other day, out of the clear blue, I remembered this very awesome rock band made up by Burger King called Coq Roq; I FUCKING LOVE THEM!!!! They rocked way too fucking hard to be a fictitious band lol. They had two commercials, both with very live songs and music videos. There was “Cross The Road” and “Bob Your Head”; On the BK website, they offered both tracks for download. I used to have them both of them and rocked out to them regularly… in my car… in […]

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Free Doritos?

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June 9, 2011

This commercial is hilarious! “Promotion?? Not in your future!” Gutty material!

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Never Say No To The Panda

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January 22, 2011

If you know me, you know I love commercials. I fancy myself a Commercial Critic, even. This shit here?!?!?!?! This is possibly the funniest commercial series there EVER was, EVER in the history of EVER for as long as there is an EVER. I dont even want to break this video down. Its one of those things that you just have to take in and enjoy. Just remember one thing. Never say no to the panda lol. I love foreign commercials. Thank You to the person that linked this and uploaded it to the internet, and Your Welcome if this is your first […]

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Foreals Player???

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September 27, 2010

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT!!!!! If you dont know by now, I fancy myself a critic of commercials. No Im not in marketing or advertising… not really at least. But I love a good commercial. Clearly the apex of this commercial for me is when the white guy goes “Foreals Player???” Every time I think about that shit, I laugh. The look on this mans face as he says it is fuckin pricesless!!! But whats damn near just as funny, is that I feel that who ever put this commercial together, named the main character “Lawrence” on purpose. You cant take […]

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The White Trash version of Billy D Williams

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September 15, 2010

There is a White Trash version of this Billy D Williams… His name? … His name is Keith Stone… Keith Stone? Thats right… so smooth. Just like Billy D. Pushing some liquor… just like Billy D. With ridiculous ass hair… just like Billy D. (I dont give a fuck what year it was or is, or what the trend is, a gotdamn jheri curl will ALWAYS been ridiculous!) These commercials are fucking hilarious to me lol.

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Simulated bad sportsmanship, do not attempt

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September 14, 2010

This commercial is the fucking GUTS. Mainly because I could see this happening in real life lol. If any one of my friends tried this shit, there would be a fucking fight. Same goes if I did it to one of them. I’d never hear the end of it. These dudes would swear I was the foulest cheating bastard there EVER was. They also would ALLLLL LAUGH THEIR ASSES COMPLETELY THE FUCK OFF!!! Except for the guy that got tazzed lol ( DONT TAZE ME BRO!! ) Theres no way, this is not funny if it doesnt happen to you! […]

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Ray Lewis’ Old Spice Commercial: WTF?

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September 10, 2010

What in the damn hell is this here about?!!? First off, why is this man covered in suds? Bathrooms and suds are strictly reserved for hiding titties and ass on women. Making suds sexy. I KNEW good and gotdamn well that these suds were fake but I was still worried as fuck that I would see a part of Ray Lewis I really wasnt trying to see. It was like gotdamn nigga put some fucking clothes on! Speaking of parts of Ray Lewis I didnt want to see. I cant figure out why, but after he hoped on the Never […]

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The Pepsi Vs Coke Commercial We’ve All Been Waiting For

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July 27, 2010

… or at least i have! lol Clearly I support violence as a way of settling differences and violations of ones personal rules/space lol Every since the first one (I dont feel like looking for it) I’ve been waiting for these fools to scrap. LOL this is awesome! If they could have scripted an all out fight scene… that would have been great too. Hopfully in another 20 damn years lol But for the record, Pepsi… I DO see what youre doing. The old guy drinking representing Coke. The younger, more hip looking guy with the newer looking cellphone, obviously […]

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