Bring a Gun to my Funeral

… because if some assholes breaks out with bag pipes playing amazing grace… i want you to shoot in thier general direction.

thanks!

…. if not… ill haunt you till you get your neck snapped off by Roys tiger lol, or you suffer some other humilating grusom ass death lol.

if you love me… youll pull that trigger!

… well… if your not so bold to just dump on a muhfucka… maybe you can get a chair or a bat or a blunt object or something like that, and Tanya Harding the muthafuckas on the bag pipes! something… dont let that shit ride yall… please! lol

Bag pipes were crafted by the Devil…. lol literaly. lol… they were crafted by the devil to make a mockery of every instrument ever invented lol Even the accordon. lol

6 Responses to “Bring a Gun to my Funeral”

  1. LMAO!! i just finished reading that article about that cat from the thrashers and how they had a mofo playing amazin grace on the bag pipes then i roll over here to your site and see this gutty shit!! i mean damn… bagpipes?? amazin grace?? are ya’ll trying to make folks jump off the 15th floor?? ain’t it sad enuf without all that exkra shit?? you crazy, love ur site.

    boogie out

  2. I have been reading your site for a while now and thought it it is time to leave a comment…! And man – you make me crack up EVERY time! This is the first site I really enjoy reading without even knowing the person. And I dont enjoy much… so I guess that has to mean something..lol..

    Byeeeeeeeee

  3. Dude…one time I was over at TSU’s student center and out of nowhere these dudes come out of this car wearing kilts….and they go to the trunk and pull out some bagpipes….

    The dudes went into the gym and started walking in circles playing TERRIBLE bagpipe tunes….man it was AWFUL!!!

    Hearing bagpipes on TV is one thing, but to hear them in person!!!….it scorched my eardrum!