Uhmah Park

Before i begin. Let it be publicly known that my i am just INCHES pasted Increditably Innbreated. yes. that sounds amazingly accrate at the momment.

And while all that is going on. Im up here watching I love the 80’s Strike Back, and they begin to show a clip of a show i often watched back in the day. Dougie Hoswer MD. Yes. The show that kicked off blogging. I couldnt believe ive never seen it before. Soon as the music started playing it was very clear where the craze orginated. Traggicly however… it took a good 13 years to catch on all the way. But WAY ahead of its time no dout!

lol fucking asshole. what the fuck was he typing about? how old was he suppose to fucking be? i dont know… maybe if i was a kid doctor that was a kid doctor and still had to live at home with my mom… maybe id have to keep a muthafuckin journal too. pissed the fuck off, because all my coleauges were talkin about fuckin… but yet… im a doctor… and dont know SHIT about pussy lol.thas enough to drive a muthafucka crazy. i can do open heart surgery… but i cant drive. nigga please! what the fuck was he suppose to be typing on?! a fuckin tandy? that muthafucka was typing on a black screen with the old ass green type and green block where your letters was suppose to pop up next. lol that shit there.


Speaking of shit that was ahead of its time… that Rodger and Zapp favorite… Computer Love! When did that shit come out? like 85? there was no internet then!!! Zapp and Roger were TOO ahead of thier time! You know what i think? i think they were time travelers. that got adicted to the net… and had internet girlfriends. then they ended up meeting thier internet girlfriends and they where fat and ugly ( with a strange ass oder to them )… zapp and roger was fucking DEVISTATED… so they came back… pissed off… and wrote a song about it. lol that the only way i could imagine they come up with that song. the internet wasnt even on the horizon. i dont know how they could have came up with it. its just not possible at all.
Having feelings for somebody on the internet is the worst shit ever. unless they are local lol that cross state cross country shit is terrible…. and hella fuckin expensive!! gotdamn! muthafuckas had to work they ass off just to call they internet boo 3 states over. If muthafuckas would have just kept it to the internet and less phone bone… they could have afforded to hop on that plan and spend the weekend lol. well maybe not… because they would had to work all kinda fucked up jobs just to pay that high ass muthafuckin phone bill. lol fuck that. i think the person who came with cell phone nation wide nights and weekends free was a victim of this very same shit. because it seemed like that plan was ESPECIALLY for muthafuckas who was on that shit……. if you had decent credit that is. but… that didnt crack… now did it? because your fucking high ass phone bill was always late! lol let me not talk shit. that used to be me. lol not just me… but a buncha muthafuckas i know lol.
lol i feel like i just admited i had a jheri curl at one point lmao ( FYI: i did not! but yea… something similar to that feeling… that i would imagine that somebody that used to rock a jheri curl would feel LOL )

and let me end this shit with a gutty thought….

imagine… manute bol. pop locking, in a be Eazy E kit… locc’s, cortez, penalton, raiders hat all that. and the wild wild west by kool moe dee in the background.



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