Be All That You Can Be

George Bush, is an insperation to me.
That is correct. You read it right, and im dead ass serious.
How in the fuck could G Dub possibly be an insperation to me? Well… i dont think most people see what i see.
When i was younger, my mom taught me that EVERY thing has a bright side to it. Everything. i remember the day i learned that lession. Our refrigorator broke, and we had to use like 3 ice coolers as a make shift fridge. not for just a couple of weeks, but for MONTHS! the shit sucked! and i was bitchin to my mom like say, this has to be the wackest shit ever! ( of course that aint the exact verbage i used ) and she said… OJ, everything has a bright side. And i would have bet the fuckin farm that my mom couldnt come up with a bright side to using 3 ice coolers as a refridgorator. but gotdamn if she didnt!! “well, dont you like your milk extra cold? doesnt the ice coolers keep your milk warmer than the fridge ever did?” and ill be damned if this wasnt fact. i fuckin love ice cold milk. and due to this experence, ive been putting ice in my bowls of cereal every since.
Now… please keep all your fuckin comments about ice in a bowl of cereal, or even milk for that matter, to your gotdamn self. because i do not want to hear it. ive heard it all. and i could honestly give a fuck for the following reasons:
– No im not gonna put my milk in the freezer for like 10 to 15 min before i eat a bowl of cereal because im fucking lazy! that shit will take far too fucking long for me, not only am i lazy, but im very fucking impatient when it comes to food prep.
– that and i might fuck around and forget about it, and wonder why in the fuck am i hungry like and hour later. thinking back to myself… damn i KNOW i was trying to put me together SOMETHING? then be pissed because i have a bowl of frozen ass milk in the freezer that is absolutely no good to me at all.
– No, the fucking ice does not get in the way. and honestly, if it did… its a small sacrifice for good ass ice cold milk.
– i MAY be slightly lactose intolorant. and anything other than ice cold milk will fuck my stomach up and give me mustard gas like flatulance with wharehouse clearing potential. so really, when you look at it. im only being humane by putting ice in my milk at the end of the day lol.
– No, you do not taste the water in the milk as the ice melts. and if youre convinced that you do… or if you have. so? ive been drinking milk with ice in it way too long. i dont even notice any more, doesnt bother me at all.
– I like what i like, you can kiss my werid ass…. two times.

anyway… ive gotten off subject.

so yea… everything has a bright side too it. well most things. as ive gotten older, ive found out that… well some shit just fuckin dont. Such as, getting hit by a truck. cant be a good thing at all. no bright side… no anything positive. lol even if you get crazy paid. im pretty sure…. 9.8 out of 10 people would rather be broke and not have been put in the position to go head up with a truck.

But when i look at George Bush, and high ass gas prices, his janky ass military record, his even more janky college carrer, and people dying in iraq over some bullshit, did i mention high ass gas prices?… and the rest of everything that a person could attribute to shit being fucked up in this country, and him being the fall guy. i also see something else.

George Bush has shown me, that you dont have to be the brightest, the smartest, or the best leader out there. All you need is the will and a good team behind you, and you can do any gotdamn thing you want to, damn near.
Just look at some of the shit this muthafucka has done.
He (and his team) basiclly jacked the presidency. now… it may be true he jacked it from a muthafucka who didnt REALLY wanna be president, but hey… it still some shit to pull off, no matter what.
then he was a man with a half of the country is suppose to be leading, at odds with him basiclly, but still had the other half in his corner stead fast, and these muthafuckas did not sway at all. next comes one of the greatest tragedies of our time. he (and his team) capitalizes on it. and for a good year, this man is now a hero, and taking us through troubled times. ( we wont talk about if he was behind this tragedy or not. we will just pretend that, that shit is basiclly an impossibility )
ran up in afganistain, looking for osama. bombed the fuck out of everything. some time passes, and did they find the muthafucka they ran up in there lookin for? no! then has the audacity to say…… on national tv…. that osama isnt a concern all of a sudden, and surprise surprise muthafuckas… we are chaning our focus! now, our focus is wmd’s ( that may or may not be there ) and fuck the person who was responsible for the worst this to happen on american soil in years. probably ever. yes… we vowed to chase them down, hunt them down and kill them. we didnt do that exactly… but dont worry about that. there is something more serious at hand. bush, and his team, told the nation that shit, and got away with it.
then the muthafucka procceded into iraq. a country that had no evidence of having anything to do with anything. barely had evidence of having wmd’s. and right before he went into iraq, the muthafucka told the UN to fuck off basiclly… went into iraq, not giving a flying fuck of who had to say what.
And the people that didnt like it? he now has the whole country believing that these people are some how our enemies, and no matter if you support him or not… now, you dont like the french lol.
this is not all the shit he’s pulled. thats just a few examples. but you get my point. he’s pulled some shit.

But how does this inspire me? like i said… this makes me believe that all i need is drive, vision and a good team behind me. and i can acomplish anything. we’ve all seen G Dub on tv, and the bullshit that comes out his mouth. im not gonna sit up here and say im smarter than George Bush, because id REALLY like to believe that the so called leader of the free world isnt as fuckin dumb as he comes off. he just fuckin cant be lol. no matter what. Im also not trying to call me, myself a dumb fuck. but gotdamn… he has to be smarter than he lets on. its fucking impossible to ride all the way to the white house and be as dumb as he is made out to be, or even comes off as for that manner. i dont care who his daddy is. there are plenty of inteligent republicans ( lol ) who could have been better seated for that role, but he made it passed all of them. he just cant be lol. and if he is. …. fuckin wow lol i mean, i know he be making up words n shit lol… but still. anyway…. so like i was saying.
im not dumb ( at least i would like to believe im not lol ) and im more than certain i could put together a team thats just as good as his, if not better… over time of course. and seeing George Bush and what he has accomplished weither it be janky or forthright, leads me to believe that i too can accomplish great things with my drive, vision and a great team that supports me. im not trying to become president, or take over the world or no shit like that. but i have goals and greatness that is ready to be achived.
and when i see G dub and his dumb guy smirk, or some retarded shit that he let jump out his mouth… or some asshole talk about yea “yea i think Bush won this debate convincingly”… that shit gives me all kinda hope for myself and the shit i want to see myself do with my time here on this planet. because if HE can pull all kinda bullshit, head up big corporations, own baseball teams and shit… and come off that gotdamn dumb, and have the past that he has… Why cant I??!? Im not dumb, i may not be the best speller out this bitch lol and i may not be a genius, but i aint stupid at all. I have complete confidence in the people i know, as far as me putting a team together to acomplish something great. I am confident that i could convence people to support me that i need to support me. i have more than enough drive! i may be a lazy muthafucka. but i work, ALOT. why do you think there are big ass gaps between entries sometimes. im busy working!
so yea… Thanks George Bush, i may not vote for your ass tomorrow, but you have shown me that, even if you half ass shit… you can still reach your goals! lol
and shit, for a person like me that actually works hard for the shit he wants… im in the fuckin game!